1: Little Origami Tip Jar

In our first EXPLICIT episode, we're joined by a new special guest and cover a wide range of topics including: latrine smuggling, asserting dominance, poop knives, poop types, breaking the bathroom ceiling, fatburgs, extra-excretory activities, memorizing room service numbers, hot coffee, urinal gaming. Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license. Special Guest: W.C. Lou.

We eschew our structured format for an extravaganza of urinal-related topics, including: * Selection * Where to look * Jokes * Headphones * Interesting layouts Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.

After a brief update on the ongoing public urination situation in Paris, we have a lengthy discussion of flatulence, which leads to defining the Shart Protocol. We answer questions about sharing the restroom with your partner, and what you should do if you accentially find yourself having used the wrong restroom. Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.

Pieter and Justin are joined by guest Arisa Johnsey. We follow up on the developing Paris urinal situation (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/30/world/europe/paris-urinals-vandalism.html), and Arisa teaches the guys a new thought technology. We revisit pooping at work to discuss stall selection and deploying scents in the restroom. Pieter recounts TWO exciting stories: the most awkward mirror encounter and the stall ninja. We answer questions about how long to stay on the can, and how to deal with a plug. Pieter invents the new job of restroom ergonomics consultant, and Justin develops another business idea (patent pending, patent pending). Pieter teaches us why we should always carry a coin or screwdriver into the restroom. Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license. Special Guest: Arisa Johnsey.

This fortnight, we start with a discussion of Paris's new open-air urinals (https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/14/europe/paris-urinal-intl/index.html). We then begin our pooping at work series with a discussion of Pieter's pre-dump checklist. We address listener questions about non-handwashing sink usage in the workplace, particularly as pertains to toothbrushing and foot washing. Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.

After a brief origin story of the show, we discuss appropriate restroom footwear. Our main topic for the week is talking. When is it okay to chat in the restroom? When isn't it? When (if ever) is it required? Along the way, we contemplate adding Altoids to our everyday carry and invent a new gig economy service. We also dig into a couple questions from friends: What does one do about a consistently loud coworker? What should you do if someone doesn't wash their hands? Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.