193 - Everybody Haaretz Sometimes

We're joined by Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar (@TheTowerSkin) of the Bored2Life podcast (@Bored2LifePod) to sift through the news rough in search of humor-diamonds and various truth-gems. Asking the difficult questions like, Where have all the good porn parodies gone? And why's cash being left on the table with the absence of an I ♡ Huckabees meets the Trumps incestual cuckholdry extravaganza?

• Biden and his sad dwindling fanclub also said and did a bunch of hilarious and heinous shit yet again. 
• A pop star's charitable donation dwarfed the US governments token gesture of aide to the genocide cage called Gaza by more than a 100x (and didn't manage to drop said crate of expired food rations on five people, striking them dead).
• Matt Miler, the cartoonisly evil lacky for the Vereinigten Staate Ministerium für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda, continues to brazely smirk and appear to be stifling wild Jokerfied laughter while lying and talking about unspeakable atrocities.
• Various politicians and other reprehensible demons in humanoidlike disguise continue to be protested in public, often revealing a glimpse beneath the humanoid or "progressive" veneer, including the "good ones" of The Squad variety.

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• Tim's Recommendation: Watch the Oscars?!
• Josh's Recommendations: 1) Dune: Part Two*** 2) The Beekeeper
  ***‘Dune 2’ Will ‘Delay the Spread’ of Streaming and ‘Crumbled’ My Fear That It Was Time to Start Watching Movies on Phones, Says Hideo Kojima

More From Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar

• Podcast: @Bored2LifePod
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• Music: Ratfucker [Send an email to bored2lifepod@gmail.com to get a tape.]

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• The band he hits drums 'n' such with: Gorymurgy (links to just about everything) 
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We ring in 200 episodes by answering randomized questions to get to know us better. Before that, we cover a few topical news bits and shoot the shit with VIP guest Jason Newland. 

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General Recommendations

• Jason's Recommendation: Pluto
• Tim's Recommendation: 1) Note-taking 2) Fargo (Season Four)
• Unanimous Recommendation: Bored to Death
• Josh's Recommendations: 1) Curb Your Enthusiasm 2) Gorymurgy 

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• What's often lurking beneath the surface of libertarianism via Penn Jillette.  
• Will a socialistic revolution create a lowered age of consent? & the demarcation between toon and non-toon pornography & celebrity endorsement deals with the Israeli government via Vaush and Tiffany Haddish.
• Highly digressive "Red Scare Scrounge Up".
• Navalny's false martyrdom and his very real white supremacy.
• Matt Walsh (the bad one) acts-a-fool again.
• More ups and downs between Snoop Dogg and Trump.
• Trump's new footwear product manifests his core essence.
• Have things cooled down in Gaza yet? You may not like the answer.
• Michael Rapaport being hit in the head with a snowball mid-screeching monologue is the cureall you didn't even know you needed.
• Hillary Clinton just wants to drone Assange. Is that so much to ask? It's HER time! I am proudly wearing my "I Drone Innocent Journalists With Her!" button on my pussy hat. Slay.
• Despite sending a certain contingent of NPR totebag clutching types into hysterics because he pointed out that both Trump AND Joe Biden are old, Jon Stewart sounds indistinguishable from the neocons (and the conserva-libs in the ever-rightward shifting overton window) he gleefully, profitably,  skewered in the old days.
• Ben Garrison's still at it, making political cartoons based again.

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General Recommendations

• Josh's Recommendations: 1) Fargo (Season Five) 2) The Onion 
• Tim's Recommendation: The Last Waltz + The idea of covering it on the podcast

More From Joshua Nomen-Mutatio

• The band he hits drums 'n' such with: Gorymurgy (links to just about everything) 
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• Q&T ARE
• @ROHDUTCH

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After we address some news items of the day, we assemble at the General Council of Anthropomorphized Astrological Signs, along with good-bad cinema coorespondent Adrian DeLaTorre (Never Seen It / @b00tz2big), and discuss the brand new Jennifer Lopez vanity project / perfume ad / EPK for her new album / movie (?) This is Me...Now. Described to us in advance as being about JLo as a "Sex-Addicted Insomniac In Space" but it's so much more (and less) than that. Did Jane Fonda, Fat Joe, Neil DeGrass Tyson, and Post Malone all work for scale? Just who exactly is Ben Affleck's bit role as a news anchor character supposed to be lampooning? Did Jennifer Lopez rip off Neal Breen or is it the other way around...now? Does the director's credit as the director of a promotional video for the utopian Saudi project NEOM have any connection to anything here? Do hummingbirds dance in the rain? And do you know the tale of Alida and Taroo? No? Well, let JLo narcissistically unfurl this legend before you. 

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General Recommendations

• Josh's Recommendation: The Films of Neal Breen
• Tim's Recommendation: Fateful Findings
• Adrian's Recommendation: Kanopy

Further Reading, Viewing, Listening 

• Links to news items from the episode

More From Adrian DeLaTorre

• Podcast: Never Seen It
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• Q&T ARE
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Just as we did in the infancy of this podcast in the fall of 2020 (008 - I'm Thinking of Ending Things) we cover the latest Charlie Kaufman (screenwriting) project: an animated children's movie about how we're all hurtling towards death (sorta), Orion and the Dark.

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• Josh's Recommendations: 1)  Sleep Mask with Bluetooth Headphones 2) Make the piece of shit company Payoneer a mortal enemy 3) Elect rogue candidate, Barack Obama Mandela, to  the US Senate to Represent California 
• Jason's Recommendations: 1) webcurios.co.uk 2) FutureCanoe

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• We're talkin' Biden keeping totally cool and calm and 1000% lucid during a press conference in which his cognitive faculties are mildly questioned. When they go low, he goes high. Real high. On secret amphetamines brewed in John Podesta's cauldron in the depths of the Pentagon. 
• Tim updates us in his Red Scare Scrounge Up (patent pending) segment. 
• Who wore the border wall and kid cages better, Biden or Trump?
• Will HRC run again? Kamala as running mate? We speculate not wildly or irreverently at all. HBO Go™ to the Polls! (Pokemon tired, HBO Go™ wired.) 
• We're talkin' the 9 month long cruise and cruises more generally.
• New "Guy" discovered for the show, most likely: Dusty Deevers, Christian Dominionist extraordinaire, gonna outlaw pornography, abortion pills, Trans Storytime events, but not the sacred union of sexting between a married CIS het man and CIS het woman.  And more!

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• Josh's Recommendations: 1) Dicktown 2) Zach Woods
• Tim's Recommendation: Mystery Team

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A seriously digressive episode. Forty minute 'cold open' which hit the cutting room floor, which I then slipped on, banana peel style, only to bash my head into the editing bay console. When I came to, this episode was uploaded somehow. I may someday release the UNRATED UNCUT version. We talk a bit about the brilliance of James Adomian. Podcasting about podcasts a little bit. Though we manage to right the ship sometimes and touch upon topics like: 

• Why You Should Never Retire
• J "Through a Brandon Darkly" Robinette B wakes up for his allotted 3.5 minutes per day and publicly flies into another senile rage about "How dare he say that about my son and [unintelligible slurring]! I call em patriots'n'[unintelligible slurring, sounds like 'hoes']."
• Some moron writes moronically about how Javier Milei's overt fascism is actual quite Nuanced and Pragmatic.
• Scott "Dilbertarian" Adams has some interesting opinions about the profound role of jism in our crumbling civilization and an interesting take on how to greet one's father in a society where all men implicitly want to harm each other.
• Snoop Dogg ends beef with Trump. (Would be an unstoppable duo.)
• Libs obsess over Trump minutia to fill the void of Russia Gate.
• What would you say to Ben Stein if he walked up to your cash register?
• Burlington, Vermont City Council meeting involves a litany of Zionist crybabies and one in particular let's out a fantastic Freudian slip.

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General Recommendations

• Josh's Recommendations: 1) Siddhartha 2) Sparklehorse - It's a Wonderful Life 3) Make the piece of shit company Payoneer a mortal enemy 4) Elect rogue candidate, Barack Obama Mandela, to  the US Senate to Represent California 
• Tim's Recommendations: 1) Spotty Dolo 2) violentpeople.co

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• @ROHDUTCH

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Mythic co-founder/cosmic wendigo/mid-wifery doula figure of the podcast, Jason Newland, returns as Tim's tending to highly classified, kinetic-style subterfuge-type affairs. The White House pharmacy is handing out all manner of psychotropics like so many sugary delights on All Hallows' Eve.  The more or less death of Pitchfork Media, which once gave Music, a mode of creative expression consisting of sound and silence expressed through time, a 6.8 out of 10 rating. Opioids keep wreaking havoc, but at least were getting some solid dramatic streaming series out of it. Lex Friedman and Ted Cruz propose totally realistic ways to choose between our two favorite and deranged presidential candidates. USA shatters more fun records (beyond opioids) like homelessness, mass shootings, inability to pay rent and just plain ol' 'suffering' in the abstract. Prince Andrew's puppet fetish revealed. AI errors in naming products online: next step in the evolution of the comedic arts? Gas station heroin: good or great? AI generated hallucinogens: key to Jason's dream job? Apex of homosapienkind reached: a person beats Tetris for the first time ever.

This is all to say, we should still feel uplifted by a young kid being cured of their deafness through a new gene therapy. Until next time, keep on avoiding the void—as well as The Noid, naturally.

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General Recommendations

• Jason's Recommendations:  1) Slow Horses 2) A Shop For Killers
• Josh's Recommendation: Double Feature: Nice Guys / Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

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• Violent People
• We Don't Know Wrestling
• WDKW Ko-fi

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Bryan "Don't Die" Johnson goes on Red Scare. God Made Trump. Speculation about the future and/or lack thereof. And more.

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General Recommendations

• Tim's Recommendation:  1) Fargo (Series) 2) @violent_people
• Josh's Recommendations: 1) Foe 2) Middleditch & Schwartz 3) Elect rogue candidate, Barack Obama Mandela, to  the US Senate to Represent California 4) Hanna

Further Reading, Viewing, Listening

• Full list of links, sources, etc 

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• We Don't Know Wrestling
• WDKW Ko-fi

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Jay Leno and Pat Morita starred in a moving picture called Collision Course and we somehow decided to watch it and talk through our many complex feelings about it. We're joined by Adrian DeLaTorre from the Never Seen It podcast and take a look at this barely-existant artifact of late 1980s Hollywood, racism, and economic-based, lizard-brained fear. Is Jay Leno too nice/square to even believably pretend to be a jerk and/or drunk? Wait, w-w-w-what did Pat Morita nickname himself in the 60s and 70s?!? Why so many cookies for sale at a crime scene? How much better was Tom Noonan's revised version of the script? Bazookas, factory jobs, 'Merican can-do-it-ness, Biker From Hell (slash Raising Arizona), inexplicable lines and their delivery, etc. Detroit was fine until the Japanese ruined all the fun. What did we ever do to deserve this?? Oh, right.

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General Recommendations

•  Josh's Recommendation: 1) Showdown in Little Tokyo 2)   Elect rogue candidate, Barack Obama Mandela, to  the US Senate to Represent California 
• Tim's Recommendation:  Late Stage Live! with Ella Yurman 
• Adrian's Recommendation: Kanopy (free streaming with US library card)

Further Reading, Viewing, Listening 

•  Pat Morita’s Big Scene That Was Almost Cut from Karate Kid
•  Showdown In Little Tokyo (1991) Official Trailer - Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee

More From Adrian DeLaTorre

• Podcast: Never Seen It
• Letterboxd: @b00tz2big
• Twitter: @b00tz2big

More From Timothy Robert Buechner

• We Don't Know Wrestling
• WDKW Ko-fi
• BIG EGG Substack

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