245: When God Closes a Door He Opens a Window and It’s Full of Mango Lassi

Omg we are back! Welcome to us now. 

Hannah has a BIG REVEAL. Spoiler: it’s that she’s drinking coffee even though no one knew that she hasn’t been drinking coffee. We all have our windows open! So sue us! If you hear anything in the background PLEASE ignore it. PLEASE don’t say anything. Hannah and Erin catch Ben up on the Stanely cup craze. Hannah catches us all up on the lastest Taylor Swift drama. Hannah shows us a picture of her knee, with and without a pen. Mostly we are happy to be hanging out again. 

Ben has like 4 obsessions. Erin has 3 obsessions. Hannah only has 1, but it has 7 seasons so maybe she wins after all?

HOMEWORK:

• Watch Dimension 20!!! On DropoutTV!!!

• Play Cassette Beasts on Nintendo Switch!!

• Do not play Palworld! Unless you want to!

• Listen to The Last Dinner Party’s new (and first!) album: Prelude to Ecstasy 

• Have a great time drinking delicious bubble tea

• Play Majora’s Mask if you haven’t! You can do so on Switch via a Nintendo Online account

• Listen to the Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells (NOT Becky Chambers, but shout out to her and her Wayfarer's series anyway and apologies for the mixup)

• Watch Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

• AFTER you've watched ALL of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, watch Rowan J Coleman's retrospective/review here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQXQm1081xo

CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420

Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter

@Hannahandhercats on tiktok

Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg 

Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog

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www.ernben.com for anything you need

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We did it we made an ep! Hope you like it!

Shout out to Chloe for being a wonderful guest and to Ben for using the wrong microphone!!!

Dear Everyone, this is Hannah. Sorry I am the slowest editor in the world lately. Please enjoy this episode that we did record like a month before it is being released. Love you so much.

Hannah loves microtransactions. Erin has many obsessions and many shoutouts to Chloe. Ben is sleeping a lot. Y'all ever heard of this sleeping thing? Seems pretty awesome.

HOMEWORK:

• Visit playpalia.com to join the Palia open beta
• Watch the cinematic trailer for Palia
• Read Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
• Play The Last Campfire on Switch
• Play Baldur's Gate 3
• Do a big yawn and sleep
• CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420
• @Hannahandhercats on tiktok
• Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com
• Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg 
• Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog
• Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok
• Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com
• www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want
• www.ernben.com for anything you need
• DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad
• Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

This ep took forever to edit but it was super fun!

Hannah doesn't know what water is! Everyone is going on vacation. Ben is the only one who knows what a New Zealand accent sounds like!

Ben has been watching a popular youtube series where celebrities are made to suffer while they answer tough questions. Hannah has been watching a show about people suffering in the wilderness for money. Erin has been getting addicted to one of the oldest addictive video games in the world!

HOMEWORK: 

• Watch Hot Ones on Youtube
• Watch Alone on Hulu OR Netflix
• Play Tetris Effect" Connected on the Switch for only 40 of your best dollars!
• CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420
• Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter
• @Hannahandhercats on tiktok
• Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com
• Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg 
• Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog
• Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok
• Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com
• www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want
• www.ernben.com for anything you need
• Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat (OR NOT ANYMORE :( )
• DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad
• Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

ANNOUNCEMENT: WTB is transitioning to a monthly on purpose schedule! And even based on THAT new schedule, this episode is 2 weeks late. Hope you didn't miss us too much!

Thanks so much to Producer Ian (a.k.a. Et Cetera) for joining us this week!

Hannah and Ian heard a cryptid or a fox. Hannah is on a very different side of tiktok than all of her co-hosts. Erin secs a book rec from one of our Sam listeners!

Erin would love to recommend to us all a great budgeting app! Everybody else (and also Erin) would LOVE to talk all about Tears of the Kingdom for the entire rest of the episode. Side topics include music recommendations and a Russian coup.

HOMEWORK:

• Check out You Need a Budget (YNAB)
• Play Tears of the Kingdom
• Read Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin (shoutout to Sam for the recc)
• Don't go into the woods if you see or hear anything weird
• Watch the Muna Tiny Desk Concert
• Listen to Stick Season (We'll All Be Here Forever) by Noah Kahan
• Listen to Delusional by Dev Lemmons
• Pay attention to the Russian coup if you'd like
• CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420
• Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter
• @Hannahandhercats on tiktok
• Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com
• Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg 
• Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog
• Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok
• Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com
• www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want
• www.ernben.com for anything you need
• Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat
• DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad
• Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

Sorry it's been another month (plus a couple days of playing Tears of the Kingdom and forgetting to edit)! We're re-discovering our rhythm but we still love you and each other very much <3

This week we have a LOT of catching up to do, a LOT to say about birds, and a voicemail received MID-RECORDING!

Hannah has finally caught up to her other co-hosts on prioritizing her mental health. Erin has been listening to so many birds! Ben has been playing so much special Minesweeper.

HOMEWORK: 

• Get a therapist! This is the site Hannah used
• Download Merlin Bird ID app!
• Play 14 Minesweeper Variants on Steam
• To the developers of that game: please release on other platforms!
• CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420
• Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter
• @Hannahandhercats on tiktok
• Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com
• Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg 
• Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog
• Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok
• Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com
• www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want
• www.ernben.com for anything you need
• Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat
• DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad
• Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

We're back after a surprise break! 

Ben is drinking a thing that's not water! Hannah is drinking alcohol. Erin is very tired!

Ben has been obsessed with an album that came out in 2011 and didn't get the respect it deserved (save for one song on it). Hannah has been obsessed with a band and every member of the band all simultaneously. Erin has sadly NOT been obsessed with an album but rather with a sport. And not even the sport Hannah thought she LOVED. 

HOMEWORK:

• Always be checking
• Always be burping
• Listen to Making Mirrors by Gotye
• Listen to the record by boygenius
• Play racquetball (with Erin?)
• CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420
• Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter
• @Hannahandhercats on tiktok
• Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com
• Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg 
• Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog
• Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok
• Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com
• www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want
• www.ernben.com for anything you need
• Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat
• DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad
• Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

This week we're extra cozy and SOME (one) of us MAYBE (definitely) is extra high! Hannah won't stop worrying about doxxing and/or doxxing herself. 

Erin has been watching her angels watch Netflix on Youtube. Ben has been listening to another D&D podcast, but it's also not that. Hannah has been having kind of a mid-level bad week but she's on ther upswing now. 

HOMEWORK:

• Watch I Like to Watch on Netflix's Youtube channel
• Listen to Not Another D&D Podcast (Ben recommends starting with campaign 1)
• Maybe consider making a deal with the devil(?) for like 3 unpleasant days in exchange for seeing a mink in the wild?
• Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter
• @Hannahandhercats on tiktok
• Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com
• Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg 
• Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog
• Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok
• Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com
• www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want
• www.ernben.com for anything you need
• Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat
• DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad
• Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

Today we are drinking water from the future, present, and past. Hannah's inability to see long-distance gifts through to their final destinations is pointed and laughed at. Survey says: No lies were told (except that Hannah still had that book)

Hannah has been watching an Apple TV+ show. Erin has been watch TWO Apple TV+ shows! All the hosts agree it's important to say that "plus" aloud. Ben has been watching a show on a different streaming service so I guess we can kiss that Apple TV+ sponsorship GOODBYE.

HOMEWORK:

• Watch Mythic Quest, Ted Lasso, Dickinson, Shrinking, The Morning Show, and/or Severance on Apple TV+
• Buy a gift for a loved one, wrap it, then give it to someone else instead
• Watch The Last of Us on HBOMax (Sorry Apple but it's really good)

• CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420

• Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter

• @Hannahandhercats on tiktok

• Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com

• Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg

• Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog

• Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok

• Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com

• www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want

• www.ernben.com for anything you need

• Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat

• DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad

• Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!

Ben has TWO DRINKS. Erin has NO COMMENT. Hannah has SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL in her system.

Ben has FINALLY received the obsession he's been teasing about for months, and it was worth the wait! Hannah has decided Netflix is for hate-watching only. Erin has been playing a new, old Zelda game!

HOMEWORK:

• Get an Analogue Pocket if you want!
• Check out Izzzyzzz's The Path Videos on Youtube
• Watch You on Netflix... maybe? If you want to?
• Play Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
• Play Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (any version) and let us know if you do!
• CALL US OR TEXT US AND TELL US YOUR OBSESSION! 774-326-0420
• Follow @Hanthropology, and @TooBroadPod on Twitter
• @Hannahandhercats on tiktok
• Erin’s Lesbian Lending Library: lesbianlendinglibrary.com
• Watch Ben on twitch.tv/discogreg 
• Watch Erin on twitch.tv/ernbrnog
• Follow WayTooBroad on IG and Tiktok
• Email us at waytoobroad@gmail.com
• www.waytoobroad.com or waytoobod.com or nameyourselfjame.com or nameyourselfjameeagan.com or jameeagan.com for anything you want
• www.ernben.com for anything you need
• Visit Maxfun.org for cute dog on a boat
• DOWNLOAD FRIENDS OF THE CHAOS’ MUSIC! THEY WROTE OUR THEME SONG! https://friendsofthechaos.bandcamp.com/track/way-too-broad
• Please leave us a rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!