28: Grape-Flavored Lightsaber

The Solution: Do as I say, not as I do. Your hosts talk about the continuing mess in the world and how Florida is pretty much to blame for most of it, and then round out the talk reflecting on the "don't do it" culture coming out of sex, drugs, & rock and roll. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Apparently there are a bunch of idiots out there beyond saving. Your hosts talk about season 2 of the Baby Yoda show, and yes, that's what we're still calling it even though we're going to spoil everything in the show itself. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Whenever you feel down, just remember, you're not dealing with macaroni in a pot...unless you are. Your hosts talk about a grab bag worth of topics including: Greg discussing his increased listening to Cardi B, Ron talks about his intimate knowledge of the history of the WWE, and then things just devolve from there. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: If you want anyone to care about Lando, they have to get Childish Gambino to come back. Your hosts talk about the whole slate of new Star Wars announcements and let you know which ones are important and which ones are not. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: If you come walking out of a bar right now, don't be surprised if you get run over. Your hosts talk about the pandemic and how the longer it goes on, the more that previously rational, seemingly sane people are now starting to do some pretty stupid things. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Don't forget the lube, you don't want friction burns. Your hosts talk about that fact that you're listening to us, people not being who they really seem to be, and a whole slate of Star Wars references thrown into a conversation primarily around popular HBO TV shows. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Just be thankful your armor isn't made out of whatever the Stormtroopers' armor is made out of. Your hosts talk about the things that they're thankful for this Thanksgiving and then take a deep dive off the end of the board right back into more talk about the Baby Yoda show. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: When you hate literally everything about something, just air your grievances online. Your hosts talk about day-drinking and why it's necessary in these (continued) troubled times, and then Greg takes us on a journey through his review of a new operating system and its comparisons to a popular tablet line. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: Noise-cancellation is about what you're NOT hearing. Your hosts talk about headphones that break, snowblowers that break, and well, a lot of things that break. patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com

The Solution: All Disney has to do is get Sam Jackson back as Mace Windu Given that the US Election is happening, and the beginning of the end is nigh, your hosts talk about the one thing that truly, truly matters in the world: Why the fuck does nobody in 'The Mandalorian" know what the hell a Jedi is? patreon.com/eatabagpodcast twitter.com/eatabagpodcast reddit.com/r/eatabagpodcast eatabagpodcast.com