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    287-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

    enApril 08, 2015

    Podcast Summary

    • Tom Segura's Upcoming Live Shows and PodcastTom Segura is performing live in multiple locations, including Pasadena and Cincinnati. Fans can buy tickets on his website and enjoy a podcast event.

      Tom Segura, a comedian, has several upcoming live stand-up shows in various locations, including San Diego (sold out), Pasadena, Denver, Salt Lake City, Chattanooga, Nashville, and Asheville. He encourages fans to attend his shows and mentions a special event on April 28th in Pasadena. Additionally, he will be doing a podcast live from Cincinnati on April 26th. Fans can purchase tickets for all shows on his website, tomsegura.com. He also mentions a few nicknames for the clubs where he will be performing. Lastly, he shares his excitement about spring cleaning and the clarity it brings, comparing it to discovering more affordable wireless plans with Mint Mobile.

    • Respecting Loved Ones: A Non-NegotiableTreat loved ones with respect, particularly mothers, as disrespect can have lasting consequences. Approval and validation from certain groups can also significantly impact individuals.

      Respect for loved ones, particularly mothers, is non-negotiable and deserves immediate action when disrespected. The discussion revolves around a clip from a podcast where a man physically confronts another man for disrespecting his mother in public. The incident serves as a reminder of the importance of treating loved ones with the respect they deserve, as you only get a limited number of chances to do so. The conversation also touches upon the idea that making fun of something can eventually become a part of one's life. Additionally, the topic of approval and validation from certain groups was discussed, highlighting the impact it can have on individuals.

    • Social Media Screening for Dates: What's Revealed?Social media can provide valuable insights into someone's personality and intentions during a dating process, but it's essential to remember that not everything online is an accurate representation of reality.

      Social media can reveal a lot about a person, and it's important to use it wisely when trying to make a good impression. During a conversation, Matt discussed his unique offer for a date, but with a catch - the applicant had to impress him through their social media presence. He emphasized that there's a screening process and that social media can provide valuable insights into someone's personality and intentions. However, it's crucial to remember that not everything on social media is an accurate representation of reality. Jokes and seemingly harmless content should be taken with a grain of salt. The conversation also touched on the topic of social media use and its potential for misuse, with Matt sharing his experiences and observations. Ultimately, the conversation underscored the importance of being mindful of how we present ourselves online and the potential consequences of our actions.

    • The comedy scene attracts an eclectic audienceThe comedy scene draws a diverse crowd, including younger demographics, individuals with unique professions, and fans of specific niche genres, resulting in an intriguing and unpredictable experience.

      The comedy scene, particularly in certain areas, can attract a unique audience with unexpected characteristics. Younger crowds may dominate, and the attire can sometimes blur the line between audience and other professions. Some comedians may have a specific fanbase, such as those who appreciate a particular niche genre like fart videos, where performers like King Ass Ripper gain notoriety. The audience demographic can vary greatly, with a mix of tatted-up individuals, bearded men, and those who identify as not wanting to be "regular white dudes." Some individuals may even be into gaining weight, a behavior known as gaining. Despite attempts to reach out to certain performers, like King Ass Ripper, they may not respond due to their own choices. Overall, the comedy scene can offer an intriguing and diverse mix of individuals, making for an interesting and unpredictable experience.

    • Attempting to Contact Tom Segura for an InterviewDespite unsuccessful attempts to interview Tom Segura, the hosts found humor in their situation and shared relatable stories about public flatulence.

      The hosts had an amusing conversation about attempting to contact a comedian, Tom Segura, for an interview, but were met with no response. They joked about the possibility of Segura leading a secret life as "King Ass River," a theory based on his fart-related comedy and artwork. The hosts also shared their own experiences with public flatulence and the embarrassment that comes with it. Despite the lack of a response from Segura, they found humor in the situation and continued to engage in playful banter. The conversation showcased the hosts' lighthearted and relatable sense of humor.

    • Unexpected moments and talentsLife's quirks can lead to memorable experiences and overlooked talents. Embrace them and make the most of modern conveniences.

      Life's unexpected moments can lead to memorable experiences, even if they involve embarrassing situations. For instance, a man once asked for directions to the airport from a large security guard, resulting in an awkward but forgettable encounter. In another context, people's talents can sometimes be overlooked or misunderstood, like a vocal coach who struggles to hit certain notes but excels in teaching others. The conversation also touched on the convenience of modern technology, such as telehealth services for ED treatment and food delivery apps like DoorDash, which can save time and money. Overall, the discussion highlighted the importance of embracing life's quirks and making the most of modern conveniences.

    • TV show 'Cop Rock' with an unusual concept of cops singingDespite initial failure and criticism, 'Cop Rock' continues to inspire curiosity and amusement due to its unique concept.

      The TV show "Cop Rock," despite being created by the same person behind successful shows like "Hill Street Blues" and "Night Court," was a major failure due to its unusual concept of cops singing. The show received intense criticism and mockery, with many people expressing disbelief and disappointment. Despite its infamy, some individuals have only recently discovered and appreciated the show, and there have been discussions about watching and mocking it together. Shane, a musician, even attempted to teach the theme song to the original singer, revealing that some people were unfamiliar with it. The show's legacy continues to inspire curiosity and amusement.

    • The Power of Music and CreativityMusic and creativity can inspire, motivate, and provide comfort. Shane Lee's work has positively impacted people's lives, helping them believe in themselves and find joy during difficult times. Encouragement from others is also crucial for self-improvement.

      The power of music and creativity can significantly impact and improve people's lives. The discussion highlights several individuals expressing their appreciation for Shane Lee's music and the positive impact it has had on them. From helping people believe in their own abilities to providing joy and comfort during challenging times, music can serve as a source of inspiration and motivation. Additionally, the importance of self-improvement and encouragement from others was emphasized, with many expressing their gratitude for Shane's work and the community he has created. Overall, the conversation underscores the profound impact of art and creativity on individuals and the importance of fostering a supportive and encouraging environment.

    • The Value of Privacy and Personal SpaceThe absence of privacy and unpleasant odors can negatively impact daily life and overall well-being

      Privacy and personal space are valuable and can easily be taken for granted. The discussion revolves around missed comforts and unexpected discoveries when those elements are absent. The speaker shares an experience of a hidden smell in his old refrigerator that lingered despite their efforts to eliminate it. He also mentions the loss of privacy in prison and the presence of unwanted guests, like skunks, in a new home. The stories illustrate how the absence of privacy and the presence of unpleasant odors can significantly impact one's daily life and overall well-being.

    • Holding on to Unusual ExperiencesPeople cherish unusual experiences, even if they're disturbing, and can find humor and comfort in sharing them

      People can hold on to unusual experiences or memories, no matter how disturbing they may be. The anecdote about Sickler's experience with a hotel guest who refused to flush the toilet, and the story about a father's decision to let a dead possum rot in the attic instead of calling for professional help, both illustrate this idea. These stories may be unpleasant, but they are part of the human experience and can be shared and even find humor in their absurdity. Additionally, people may find comfort in the fact that others have gone through similar experiences, no matter how strange they may seem.

    • Comedians share stories of respect and admirationTwo groups of comedians discuss their strong bond, acknowledging influences and accomplishments, while maintaining a friendly yet competitive relationship.

      Despite some miscommunications and misunderstandings, the respect and admiration between two groups of comedians remains strong. The conversation revealed that they had started their podcasts around the same time, with one group acknowledging the influence and impact of the other. A challenge for a tennis match was proposed, showcasing the friendly yet competitive nature of their relationship. There were moments of humor and lighthearted banter, as well as recognition of each other's accomplishments and strengths. Overall, the conversation underscored the importance of mutual respect and the ongoing evolution of the comedy community.

    • Discussing the Pros of Showers and BidetsListeners shared their experiences and opinions on using showers or bidets instead of toilet paper, with some reporting relief from hemorrhoid discomfort and considering upgrading their toilets. The conversation highlighted societal norms and taboos, but emphasized personal comfort and well-being.

      During a podcast discussion about various topics, including Wipegate and personal hygiene preferences, the hosts explored the idea of using showers or bidets instead of toilet paper for cleaning up after using the bathroom. Some listeners shared their experiences and opinions on the matter, expressing relief from hemorrhoid discomfort and considering upgrading their toilets to include bidets. The conversation also touched on the societal norms and taboos surrounding bodily functions and cleanliness. Ultimately, the hosts and listeners emphasized the importance of finding what works best for individual comfort and well-being.

    • Personal Hygiene Preferences and PracticesThe speaker expresses his preference for using a hand shower for post-defecation cleaning and shares skepticism towards bidets, while listeners discuss the potential benefits and efficiency of defecating in the shower and the importance of fiber intake for hemorrhoid relief.

      The speaker prefers using a hand shower to clean himself after defecating, expressing confidence in his cleanliness and ability to wear tight jeans without stains. He also shares his skepticism towards bidets, expressing concerns about trust and potential wetting of clothes. The conversation also touches upon the idea of defecating in the shower as a more natural and efficient alternative, with some listeners suggesting the practice of "waffle stomping" to eliminate the use of the toilet altogether. Peter Kane, a listener, weighs in on the topic by discussing the importance of fiber intake and inflammation relief for hemorrhoid issues. Overall, the conversation revolves around various methods and practices related to personal hygiene and efficiency in daily routines.

    • The Debate Over Shower Frequency and Shower ShameSome advocate for daily showers, while others suggest less frequent ones. The controversy has led to 'shower shame'. The speaker supports the less frequent camp but acknowledges the ongoing debate and the need for a relatable spokesperson.

      There's a ongoing debate about the frequency of taking showers, with some people advocating for daily showers and others for less frequent ones. The conversation has become a topic of controversy, leading to what some call "shower shame." The speaker expresses his agreement with the less frequent showering camp but acknowledges that the issue is not yet settled. He also suggests that a more relatable and appealing spokesperson is needed to further promote the idea. Additionally, the speaker discusses his plans to create instructional videos on how to get in shape, emphasizing that it will not be gay or Chinese in nature. The overall conversation showcases the complexity and nuances of a seemingly simple everyday habit.

    • Exploring Foggy Fresh's YouTube ChannelViewers are enthusiastic about Foggy Fresh's unpolished workout videos, with millions of views, and look forward to his promised Bruce Lee secrets.

      The speaker in this conversation is encouraging viewers to engage with a popular YouTube channel called "Foggy Fresh," where the creator shares workout videos and promises to reveal secrets to becoming almost like Bruce Lee. The viewers are responding with enthusiasm and requests for more content, even if the videos are unpolished and sometimes hard to understand due to the creator's heavy breathing and out-of-breath speech. The conversation also reveals that some of Foggy Fresh's videos have already gained massive popularity, with millions of views. The speaker finds the creator's transformation from struggling to keep up with a basketball game to rapping impressively entertaining. Overall, the conversation showcases the community's excitement around Foggy Fresh's content and their eagerness for more.

    • Discussing viral videos and a new puppyGroup admired commitment and creativity in viral videos, excitedly anticipated new puppy arrival

      The group was discussing a viral video they found online, called "Dunkdong," and debated whether it was real or a well-executed fake. Regardless of authenticity, they were impressed by the actor's commitment to the character and his ability to sell the performance. They also shared their thoughts on other viral videos and songs, expressing admiration for their creativity and relatability. Another topic that came up was the upcoming arrival of a new puppy and the group discussed the process of having a litter, including labor and caring for the newborns. The conversation was filled with laughter and excitement, highlighting the group's shared sense of humor and appreciation for entertaining content.

    • Rapper Pley's Calm Response to Onstage AttackEffective communication and collaboration are crucial during challenging situations to find a resolution and prevent escalation.

      Collaboration and communication are essential, especially during challenging situations. This was evident in a recent incident involving rapper Pley and an audience member at one of his shows. The audience member body-slammed Pley on stage, but instead of escalating the situation, Pley tried to de-escalate it by encouraging cooler heads to prevail. However, the situation got out of hand, leading to Pley being thrown off the stage. Despite the chaos, Pley's message of staying calm and focusing on the ultimate goal, which is making money and celebrating, came across. The incident serves as a reminder that in any situation, it's crucial to communicate effectively and work together to find a resolution. It's not always easy, but the outcome can be worth it.

    • Speaker's love-hate relationship with Moe's custom shopThe speaker cherishes Moe's custom shop but dislikes international customs, deals with internet trolls, and shares a personal story, emphasizing the importance of real interactions and the speaker's candid personality.

      The speaker expresses a strong affection for Moe's custom shop, but dislikes going through customs when traveling internationally. The conversation also reveals the speaker's frustration with internet trolls and appreciation for real interactions. The speaker also shares a personal story about a difficult experience with constipation. Despite some challenging moments, the speaker values the connection they have with Moe and the entertainment they derive from their interactions. The conversation showcases the speaker's candid and humorous personality.

    • A conversation about personal hygiene and individual preferencesRespect individual preferences while maintaining basic hygiene standards, proper water intake and fiber consumption are essential for good health.

      Personal hygiene habits and comfort levels can vary greatly among individuals. During a conversation, a man shared an experience involving a dirty situation and compared it to his own experiences. He also discussed the importance of maintaining proper water intake and fiber consumption to prevent similar incidents. Another topic discussed was a daughter-in-law's unconventional showering habit, and the man expressed his opinion on the need for a preliminary wipe before entering the shower. The conversation touched upon various aspects of personal cleanliness and individual preferences, emphasizing the importance of respecting each other's habits while adhering to basic hygiene standards.

    • Importance of following rules for personal hygieneAdhering to rules, even if seemingly unnecessary, is crucial for personal hygiene and overall health. Humor can lighten the mood during discussions about rules.

      Personal hygiene and following official rules, even if they seem unnecessary in certain situations, is important. This was discussed during a conversation about a Supreme Court case that ruled that a wipe down before entering a shower is required. The speaker shared his personal practices, but acknowledged the importance of adhering to the rule. The conversation then shifted to a humorous topic about how some people, particularly older generations, rarely drink water. The conversation ended with a hypothetical "would you rather" question about eating Taco Bell or White Castle for an entire month. Despite his initial preference for Taco Bell due to a bad experience with White Castle, the speaker acknowledged that the vegetarian options at White Castle could potentially keep one alive during such a challenge. Overall, the conversation covered various topics but the underlying theme was the importance of following rules and making the best of less than ideal situations.

    • Fast Food Preferences: Taco Bell and McDonald'sThe speaker favors Taco Bell for bean and cheese burritos and customizable options, and McDonald's for hot, balanced French fries and overall experience.

      The speaker prefers Taco Bell over other fast food options, specifically for their bean and cheese burritos and the fact that he can remove most of the meat to suit his taste. He also appreciates the heat level and the overall experience of Taco Bell, especially when he's feeling hungry or under the influence. He criticizes Del Taco and Arby's, and while he acknowledges that some people may enjoy those options, they don't appeal to him. The speaker also expresses a strong preference for hot, piping-hot French fries, specifically from McDonald's, and believes that the salty and sweet ratios in their food are well-balanced. Overall, the speaker's takeaway is that Taco Bell and McDonald's are his go-to fast food options due to their specific offerings and experiences.

    • Exploring the Diversity of Fast Food BurgersFrom In N Out to Umami Burger, the fast food burger landscape offers a range of experiences, with some providing a gourmet twist on the classic.

      While some fast food chains, like In N Out and Fatburger, offer high-quality burgers that don't feel like typical fast food, others, such as Burger King, have seen a decline in quality. Chipotle, though technically fast food, is considered legit Mexican food for many due to its fresh prep and generous portions. The speaker has a strong preference for the Western bacon cheeseburger at Carl's Junior and Umami Burger, finding them to be exceptional. Ultimately, the experience of trying a highly-regarded fast food burger can be an exciting and memorable one.

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    Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the Cockroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champagne on the Podcast he has been live streaming quite a bit. We review some of his recent posts and then give him another call. That's right, Robert Paul Champagne is BACK!  Also, the legendary Dane Cook is on the couch ready to "Try It Out." Dane and the Mommies reminisce about old times at Dublin's in Hollywood and Dane goes through the roller coaster that he experienced while reaching heights of fame few ever get to know. He goes in depth about his brother stealing from him and his reasoning for improvising his special that was taped in Madison Square Garden "Rough Around The Edges." Also, Dane experiences a member of "The Cool Girl Club" and "Horrible or Hilarious." Next in the Mommydome is comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan can't smell anything, he literally has no sense of smell. The Mommies ask Ryan all the important questions involved with not being able to smell a fart or otherwise. Ryan brings up the "Maplethorpe Exhibit" and if you know what that is, you know what that is... Plus Mommy Tina thinks airpods looks like something coming out of your ears. Do you know what she thinks it looks like??? Don't forget to get Ryan's new album, Man in the Suit. NOTE: Every guest of YOUR MOM'S HOUSE Podcast is INVITATION ONLY. No guest is welcome with out a formal invitation from The Mommies. Dane Cook, Ryan Stout and Robert Paul Champagne have all been certified, invited guests. Thank you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    #37- We're Not Talking About Kanye West This Episode.

    #37- We're Not Talking About Kanye West This Episode.

    Okie Dokie! Tank Sinatra and Adam the Creator are back with another Meme Daddies Monday banger episode. We swear to god we are not talking about Kanye this episode, just for a quick second in the beginning when we talk about not talking about him. Check out the best and worst memes of the week in addition to other meme worthy topics such as girls stealing hoodies, No Nut November, Elon having bad jokes, drug use making depressed people feel better (DUH), and the greatest execution of the Smells Like Updog In Here prank I've ever seen in my entire life. As always thanks to Jarett the electrifying producer and the person who's laugh you hear in the background.

    E47 Language, Communication, Cultural Appropriation and Social Boxes

    E47 Language, Communication, Cultural Appropriation and Social Boxes

    In this episode Sara and Jonathan talk about language and communication and how important it is for everybody. Sara and Jonathan discuss Cultural Appropriation and how ridiculous it is at times. They talk about the social boxes we all put people in and why, when certain things stand out of those boxes it catches us off guard. 

    #318 - The Waterboy Lays Pipe - The Sensitiveness of J.R. Smith

    #318 - The Waterboy Lays Pipe - The Sensitiveness of J.R. Smith

    This week, we look at the wild, crazy life of a man who was trained since before birth for basketball greatness. He also loves to put his foot in his mouth, should stay off social media, for his own good, and he should absolutely, positively NEVER drive a car. From a tragic, and awful accident, with criminal implications, to fights with fans at 4am. He has it all! Despite all of this, he's pretty likable, just don't ask him for a picture, on the street, or your phone may end up thrown onto the next block!!


    Hook on to a superstar & ride the success wave, make the strangest social media post about 9/11 in history, and throw a bowl of soup at a coach with J.R. Smith!!


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