29 – Legalize Ganja with Carlo Camp (Jake Chen)

Jesus Lord, it’s yet another edition of The Blissful Marriage Family Hour with Bruce and Fenton Unabaumer! On this confrontational and contentious episode, Bruce and Fenton attempt to discuss the legalization of ganja before getting derailed by a massive argument involving Auntie Anne’s pretzels and Jeff Bezos’s load. The tension continues when Bruce and Fenton are joined by the only gay man in Iowa, Carlo Camp (Jake Chen)! Carlo immediately accuses Bruce of homophobia before the squad discusses Bruce’s uterus privilege, Fenton’s checkered past as a sex worker, and the controversy surrounding Carlo’s tumbling studio, Cartwheel Bitch! Plus, an extended argument about the pedagogical philosophy of Stella Adler, and a bee gets into Fenton’s rage room! Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com

Oh brother, it’s The Blissful Marriage Family Hour with Bruce and Fenton Unabaumer! Bruce and Fenton hit on all the classics this week: Bruce is the mayor of Geraldine, Iowa, Fenton is 4’9”, and Pinky “Stinky Pinky” Parker is a disgusting worm from our rival town of Kooksy. Plus, Baking! Then, Bruce and Fenton are joined by the quilting queen of Geraldine, Matilda Mason (Liz Allen)! Matilda talks about her quilting philosophy, her Amish background, and the flying lessons she teaches on the outskirts of Geraldine. Plus, Schmidt Romney! Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com

C’mon, you guys. It’s The Blissful Marriage Family Hour with Bruce and Fenton Unabaumer! This week, Bruce and Fenton talk about Fenton’s new job, Fenton’s middle name, and Bruce’s new habit of “lighting up!” Plus – Bruce’s love language, revealed! Also the theme is THE FUTURE. Then, Bruce and Fenton are joined by the Geraldine Town Hags, Id, Ego, and Superego (Julia Gorden, Renee Grotthuss, and Sofia Rubin)! The hags take us through an average day in their lives, including their ritual brewing of OrangeMilk, Fenton’s foreskin, and 3,000 pounds of pure Mexican black tar heroin. Plus, brothel talk! Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com

Oh wow. Oh wow! It’s The Blissful Marriage Family Hour with Bruce and Fenton Unabaumer! This week, BRUCE WATCHED MIDSOMMAR! Are they gonna talk about it? Yeah, a little! Then, Bruce and Fenton are joined by the ever-so-charming Miriam Feldman-Schwartz (Sydney Feyder), the Only Jew in Iowa! They talk about lactose intolerance, Miriam’s Bar, Bat, and B’nai Mitzvahs, Bruce’s old summer camp, Miriam’s art career, Miriam’s dog shelter, and much more! Plus, Fenton interrupts! Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com

Oh my gosh you guys, it’s the TWENTY FIFTH EPISODE of The Blissful Marriage Family Hour with Bruce and Fenton Unabaumer! What a milestone! To celebrate, Bruce and Fenton discuss Fenton’s love of Elizabeth Warren, the reason each episode of The Blissful Marriage Family hour is much less than an hour, and the hosts’ expectations of how listeners should properly listen. Plus, The Blissful Marriage Family Hour Fuck a Fan Contest! Then, Bruce and Fenton are joined by the Geraldine, Iowa garbageman, Zane, aka Big Z (Kieran Bondy)! The gang talks about Fenton’s aversion to vegetables, Big Z’s “women drink free all the time” policy at his underground speakeasy, and Bruce’s anti-union policies that are actually, in fact, pro-union. Then, they take some time to eulogize Evelyn, the elderly woman that Bruce killed in the mud wrestling ring. Plus! Is there beef between Big Z and John Groner, gun store owner?? Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com

Everyone do your vocal warmups, because it’s another episode of The Blissful Marriage Family Hour! Bruce and Fenton play it real loosey-goosey this week – they talk about their fun new intro philosophy, their character traits that have come and gone, and the laggy nature of the remote podcast recording process. Then, after a quick misunderstanding, they talk BABY SHOWERS! Then, Bruce and Fenton are joined by the town pastor, Jimmy Jamborozak (Jess Mordacq)! The three valiantly fight through a barrage of technical difficulties as they discuss cultural Judaism, God’s gender, and Bruce and Jimmy’s weekly tradition of running errands together. We also touch on Jimmy’s status as “The Cool Pastor” and his profane, tropical house remixes of the King James Bible! Stick with us on this one, folks. It’s a blast. Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com

Oh brother, you’re telling me there’s a whole nother episode of the Blissful Marriage Family Hour?? This week, Bruce and Fenton discuss Fenton’s lack of arm strength, Bruce’s involvement with the Harry Potter Puppet Pals, and their recent run-in with Geraldine, Iowa’s chain-smoking, beekeeping postmaster. Plus, they talk about WEEZER! Then, Bruce and Fenton are joined by Dixon Snatcher (Matt Liu)! Dixon talks about the recent death of his beloved wife, Margaret Snatcher, and the new love of his life that goes by the name of “Hentai.” Plus, we touch on Bruce’s love of pegging, male vulnerability, Dixon’s work as a freelancer, and the order in which the hosts of this show will ask their questions. Plus, Dixon immediately requests a picture of Fenton’s ass! Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com

To our adoring fans, welcome back to The Blissful Marriage Family Hour! Bruce and Fenton discuss their newfound fame and popularity within the improv podcasting community, go over email etiquette, and disclose Fenton’s role in the trial of OJ Simpson! Then, Bruce and Fenton talk about seeds! Plus, Fenton writes prose now, and it’s causing a lot of commotion in the POETRY COMMUNITY! Then, Bruce and Fenton are joined by Ruth Springhorn (Olivia Drury), Geraldine High School freshman and spelling bee champion! Bruce and Fenton get the low-down on Ruth’s antagonistic relationship with their daughter Daisy, her time spent in New York City, and Bruce reveals that her office is currently under investigation from Ruth’s private detective firm. We also touch on the upcoming freshman class presidential election and the political strategy of Ruth’s idol, James Carville. Also, Borat impressions! Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com

Folks, welcome to the twenty-first episode of The Blissful Marriage Family Hour! Bruce and Fenton are in a good mood. There’s another PR nightmare for the town of Geraldine. The theme of this year’s January parade was “Rotten Meat and Raw Eggs.” How on earth could these three things be connected? Well, you’ll have to listen to find out! Plus, we talk about tidying up! Then, Bruce and Fenton are joined by McGuire L. Roy (Justin Kuhn), Geraldine Iowa’s hairdresser to the stars! McGuire talks about his French-inspired salon, “Snip-Snip Hair No More,” the unconventional bartering system he employs, and the string of robberies that have resulted from this system. They also briefly touch on McGuire’s intimate, somewhat blackmail-y conversational style and describe Bruce and Fenton’s hairdos. Also: McGuire’s dating their daughter(s)! Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com

Jesus Mary and Joseph, it’s yet another Blissful Marriage Family Hour! Bruce and Fenton discuss their identities as Podcaster-Americans, the trouble they have with booking guests, and Fenton’s most recent accolade at the People’s Choice Awards. Plus, WE’RE ON TWITTER! Everyone go follow @BMFHPod and take the “@ Your Teacher Challenge!” We’re also on email. BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com! Send us spam! Then, Bruce and Fenton are joined by one of Great Britain’s most popular entertainers, Randy Godson (Jake Curtis)! Randy takes us through the entire tumultuous story of his career, where he found huge success, battled addiction, and came out a religious man on the other side of a 16-year-long bender. They discuss Randy’s vomit box, the time he sold Bruce fake quaaludes, and the story behind why people used to call him “Mr. Bean.” Then, Randy talks about his new EP entitled “My God Has Songs Aplenty for You and Me To Listen To Together” and even sings some songs! Plus, we talk Woody Allen. It’s great! Cover art by Nadim Silverman (@nadimsilverman on IG) Music by Nate Hollander of Surf Party, USA (@surfpartyusa_band on IG) Follow us on Twitter! @BMFHPod Send us an email at BlissfulMarriagePodcast@gmail.com