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    313-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

    enOctober 14, 2015

    Podcast Summary

    • Tom Segura's Comedy Tour Across Multiple CitiesTom Segura is going on a comedy tour to various cities including Oklahoma City, Houston, Granada Theater, Cap City in Austin, Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club in San Antonio, Orlando, Tampa, Ft. Lauderdale, Buffalo, New York, Helium Comedy Club in Winnipeg, and New York City. Fans can buy tickets from his website and support his podcast by using Amazon link.

      Tom Segura, a comedian, is going on a tour across various cities including Oklahoma City, Houston, Granada Theater, Cap City in Austin, Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club in San Antonio, Orlando, Tampa, Ft. Lauderdale, Buffalo, New York, Helium Comedy Club in Winnipeg, and New York City at the Skirball Center and John Lyman Center For the Performing Arts. He encourages fans to buy tickets from his website tomseguera.com. He also mentions his podcast "That's Deep Bro" and asks listeners to use their Amazon link from his website to shop and support the podcast. He jokes about a clip sent in by a listener and reveals that he doesn't usually watch adult content but made an exception for this one. The tour is a significant event for Segura and he invites fans to attend.

    • A conversation about sex and pornographyPeople have diverse experiences and attitudes towards sex and pornography. Some prioritize safety and open communication, while others focus on pleasure and exploration. It's essential to respect each other's boundaries and experiences, and to make informed decisions based on education and resources.

      The conversation between two individuals revolves around their experiences and perceptions of sex and pornography. One person expresses her anxiety and concerns about unprotected sex and the potential consequences, while the other seems more nonchalant and focused on finding the best porn clips. The conversation also touches on topics like birth control, hygiene, and the porn industry. It's clear that both individuals have different attitudes and experiences when it comes to sex and sexuality. Furthermore, the conversation highlights the complexity and diversity of people's experiences with sex and sexuality. Some people may feel anxious and concerned about the potential risks, while others may be more carefree and focused on pleasure. Additionally, the conversation shows that there are various ways that people navigate these experiences, from using birth control to participating in the porn industry. Overall, this conversation underscores the importance of open and honest communication about sex and sexuality, as well as the need to respect each other's boundaries and experiences. It also highlights the importance of making informed decisions about sex and sexual health, and the role that education and resources play in promoting sexual health and well-being.

    • Understanding the Complexity of Individuals' LivesPeople deserve respect and dignity, regardless of their past experiences. Remember, everyone's story is complex and has the potential for positive change. Communication, consent, and mutual respect are essential in all relationships.

      Everyone, regardless of their background or past experiences, deserves respect and dignity. The discussion touched upon various topics, including pornography, consent, and the importance of standing up for oneself. However, it also highlighted the complexity and nuance of individuals' lives, as well as the importance of recognizing the sacrifices and struggles that led them to where they are. It's essential to remember that people's stories are not always as simple as they may seem, and that everyone has the potential to turn their lives around and make positive changes. Additionally, the discussion emphasized the importance of communication, consent, and mutual respect in all relationships, including sexual ones. Ultimately, it's crucial to treat others with kindness and compassion, and to recognize the inherent worth and value of all human beings.

    • Appreciating Kimane's qualities and sharing dad jokesThe speakers discuss Kimane's potential match for their father, reminisce about dad jokes, and share tips for saving money on wireless plans and alcohol delivery.

      The speakers in the discussion express their appreciation for Kimane and believe she would be a great match for the speaker's father. They also share their amusement over dad jokes and reminisce about a particularly cringe-worthy one from a TV show. Additionally, they discuss ways to save money, such as switching to Mint Mobile for affordable wireless plans and using DoorDash for alcohol delivery with a discount. The conversation also touches upon the speakers' personal experiences with their fathers and their unique senses of humor. Overall, the conversation showcases the speakers' ability to find humor and connection in everyday situations while also sharing practical money-making tips.

    • Appreciation for dad jokes on TV, especially for sports audiencesThe enduring appeal of dad jokes and their popularity on TV, particularly for sports audiences, raises questions about gender bias and the absurdity of certain consumer practices.

      There's a significant appreciation for dad jokes and dad humor, particularly on TV shows, especially those aimed at sports audiences. This appreciation is so strong that it's been suggested that there should be a dedicated dad joke TV series or even a dad joke network. The speakers also discussed how certain TV personalities, particularly older men, have long careers despite their appearances, which raises questions about gender bias in television. Additionally, the speakers touched upon the absurdity of certain consumer practices, such as paying for bottled water when tap water is available, and the seemingly unnecessary existence of certain products, like wind-up watches. Overall, the conversation highlighted the importance of finding humor in everyday life and the enduring appeal of dad jokes.

    • Expressing gratitude and promoting eventsThe speaker thanked his audience for their support and shared his excitement for an upcoming comedy show in New York. He also spoke about the importance of open-mindedness and understanding, and mentioned a new album and affordable ED treatment service.

      The speaker expressed gratitude for various gifts and experiences, including a delicious chocolate mousse dessert and the support of his audience. He also made an impassioned plea for attendance at an upcoming comedy show in New York. Additionally, the speaker touched on themes of exclusion and discrimination, sharing his experiences with being rejected by some members of the gay community due to perceived racial bias. He encouraged open-mindedness and understanding, particularly among straight men. Furthermore, the speaker mentioned a new album by Tamar Braxton and promoted a service called HIMSS, which offers affordable ED treatments online.

    • A woman's search for fulfillment through an unconventional fetishDespite feeling overlooked and ignored, a woman sincerely seeks fulfillment through a specific fetish involving straight white men farting on her face. She longs for a community of like-minded individuals and has encountered others with the same desire.

      This individual is expressing a desire for a specific fetish experience involving straight white men farting on their face. They feel overlooked and ignored, and believe that this experience would bring them fulfillment. They are sincere in their request and feel a strong connection to this desire. Additionally, they have encountered individuals who share this fetish and have even received unsolicited offers. The individual's video and statements have gained little attention online, with only a few views. They express a longing for a community of like-minded individuals and a desire to be a part of something larger. The individual's statements may be seen as unconventional or even shocking, but they highlight the diversity and complexity of human desires and fetishes.

    • A Man's Unique Preferences for People's Farts Based on Hair ColorA man, who identifies as a 'fart connoisseur,' values the unique scent of farts based on hair color and aims to be taken seriously in the adult film industry.

      A man, who identifies as a "fart connoisseur," has unique preferences for the way different people's farts smell based on their hair color, and he believes that these preferences deserve recognition and validation. He has a strong desire to be taken seriously in the world of independent porn production, and he sees himself as a caring and multitalented individual with many ideas to contribute. Despite facing challenges and setbacks, he remains hopeful and continues to pursue his passions. However, it's debatable whether bringing attention to these "fart masters" could potentially disrupt their sensitive artistic pursuits and expose them to unwanted fame.

    • A Fetish for Farts: An Unusual Podcast GuestA YouTube content creator with a fetish for farts shares his personal story and plans to expand his audience through a podcast interview.

      During a podcast episode, the hosts, Tom Segura and Christina Pajitsky, had an unusual interaction with a YouTube content creator named Diego, who has a fetish for having people fart in his face. The hosts discovered Diego's videos and found his sincerity intriguing. They decided to reach out to him and engage in a conversation about his unique fetish, expressing their intent to explore the topic on their podcast. Diego shared his personal story of discovering his fetish at a young age and his attempts to find like-minded individuals. He also mentioned his plans to create more content related to his fetish. The hosts showed understanding and empathy towards Diego and offered to help him connect with a wider audience by sharing his content on their podcast. The conversation ended with Diego expressing his excitement about the opportunity and the hosts expressing their sincere interest in his story.

    • A man's unique preferences and desire for global collaborationA man with distinct preferences, including fascination with farts and attraction to certain races based on potential smells, invites global collaboration through phone number (267-333-5026), emphasizing sincerity and long work hours.

      The speaker is an individual with unique preferences, including a fascination with farts and a desire to showcase his faith and home on a global platform. He believes that people of different races have distinct smells, and he expresses his attraction to certain races based on their potential fart smells and other physical characteristics. He invites people to reach out to him through his phone number (267-333-5026) for potential collaboration on a project. He emphasizes his sincerity and willingness to work long hours. Despite the unusual topic, his message conveys his confidence and openness to sharing his experiences and beliefs with the world.

    • A man's unusual request leads to human connectionVulnerability and acceptance can lead to unexpected human connections, even around unconventional topics.

      Diego, a man seeking a unique experience, expressed his unusual passion for farts and his desire for someone to fart on his face. He shared his background, his aspirations, and his openness to new experiences. The hosts of the podcast, sensing his sincerity and authenticity, offered to him an opportunity to connect with like-minded individuals in the Philadelphia area who are willing to fulfill his request. The conversation was recorded for an upcoming podcast episode, and the hosts encouraged listeners to contact Diego with genuine intentions. The exchange showcased the power of vulnerability, acceptance, and the human connection that can be found even in the most unexpected places.

    • A listener's passion for jeans and a 12-year-old girl's struggle with excessive sneezingPassion and determination can lead to unexpected opportunities, while everyone deserves the chance to pursue their dreams, no matter the obstacles.

      The power of passion and determination was on full display during a recent call on a podcast. A listener expressed his desire to start a video channel but lacked the technical skills. The hosts of the podcast were moved by his sincerity and offered to help him bring his ideas to life. The listener's enthusiasm for jeans was also a surprising match for the show. Meanwhile, in a different context, the debate on gun control continued with Ice-T and Chuck Woolry expressing their views in favor of the right to bear arms. However, the episode took an unexpected turn when a 12-year-old girl's story of excessive sneezing was shared. Caitlin Thornley's struggle with sneezing up to 12,000 times a day was heartbreaking, and her inability to attend school due to her condition resonated with the earlier conversation about following one's passions. The episode ended with a reminder that everyone deserves the opportunity to pursue their dreams, no matter how big or small they may seem.

    • A girl's incessant sneezing puzzle and a man's fart inhalation pleaCommunity support and expert advice can provide solutions for unusual health issues, like a girl's persistent sneezing or a man's fart inhalation request.

      Caitlin, a young girl, has been suffering from incessant sneezing for over three weeks, which has significantly disrupted her normal life. Despite numerous doctor visits, no clear diagnosis or effective treatment has been found. The only relief she experiences is when she listens to music, particularly the Beatles, and falls asleep after taking Benadryl. The situation has left her parents stumped and concerned, with the family hoping for answers from the community. Interestingly, this story mirrors another recent plea made by the same news station for help in finding a solution for a man who wants to inhale farts. Both situations illustrate the power of community support and the importance of seeking expert medical advice when faced with unusual health issues.

    • Comparing the Challenges of Sneezing and Orgasms in PublicSneezing may be disruptive but less stigmatizing than constant orgasms in public, which could lead to shame and embarrassment. Improving relations between Russia and America is crucial for global balance of power.

      While both having a sneezing problem and experiencing frequent orgasms come with their own challenges, the ability to function in public and lead a relatively normal life may tip the scale in favor of the sneezing problem. The speaker argues that while sneezing can be disruptive, it is less stigmatizing than constantly having orgasms in public, which could lead to constant shame and embarrassment. The speaker also touches upon the importance of traveling and having a global perspective, as well as the potential for governments to engage in disinformation and propaganda. Ultimately, the speaker believes that improving relations between Russia and America is crucial for global balance of power.

    • Steven Seagal's Unconventional Diplomatic RoleSteven Seagal, an actor, claims to act as a bridge between Russia and America, but his involvement is unverified, and the idea is seen as surreal given his late-career international recognition, similar to Michael Jackson and Dennis Rodman.

      Steven Seagal, a well-known actor, claims to have been contacted by both Russian and American officials to act as a bridge between the two countries. He believes that most of his friends support this endeavor, and he sees it as a new cause following his decline in the film industry. This bizarre situation recalls similar instances involving Michael Jackson and Dennis Rodman, who also found international recognition late in their careers. The idea of Seagal and Rodman serving as ambassadors or delegates to Russia and North Korea, respectively, has been jokingly suggested, highlighting the surreal nature of these situations. However, it's important to remember that Seagal's claims are unverified, and there's no concrete evidence to support his involvement in diplomatic efforts.

    • Steven Seagal Mocks Michael Jai White, Reinforcing His Larger-than-Life ImageSteven Seagal, known for his martial arts skills and larger-than-life persona, mocked Michael Jai White during an interview, further solidifying his eccentric image despite criticism and unsuccessful film sequels.

      Steven Seagal, a well-known action star, is often portrayed as a larger-than-life character, both on and off-screen. During an interview, Seagal mocked another actor, Michael Jai White, implying that he was not a legitimate tough guy. Seagal has a reputation for being a martial arts expert and frequently boasts about his abilities. However, his films, particularly the sequels, have not always been successful. Seagal's behavior in interviews, such as belching and mocking others, further reinforces his image as an eccentric and larger-than-life figure. Despite this, Seagal continues to defend himself and his abilities, even in the face of criticism.

    • A conversation about inappropriate behavior in the workplaceMaintain professional boundaries, respectful communication, and clear understanding of how to handle inappropriate behavior in the workplace.

      Some individuals may exhibit bold and brazen attitudes towards others, leading to uncomfortable and inappropriate situations. This was evident in a conversation where one person described their relationship with their boss, which included making significant sums of money and having a sexual encounter. The recipient of this conversation was taken aback and found it difficult to handle. The situation highlights the importance of maintaining professional boundaries and respectful communication. Furthermore, the conversation touched on the topic of infidelity and how it can lead to unexpected connections. It was suggested that some people may be unfaithful due to their partners not meeting their sexual needs. However, it's essential to remember that everyone deserves respect and privacy, especially in a professional setting. Additionally, the conversation revealed that dealing with inappropriate behavior can be a constant challenge, and it's important to have a clear understanding of how to handle such situations. This includes knowing who to report to and how to set boundaries. Overall, the conversation serves as a reminder to prioritize respect, professionalism, and clear communication in all aspects of life.

    • A sudden interruption leads the speaker to leave, mentioning a threat and their dogsThe speaker's sudden departure reveals their love for their pets and upcoming performances, despite an urgent matter.

      The speaker, likely a comedian or performer, was in the middle of an email or a conversation when they were interrupted by an urgent matter. They had to leave suddenly, mentioning a threat and the need to feed their dogs. They also shared some upcoming performance dates and asked for help from a specific person in Philadelphia. They ended by expressing love and appreciation for their listeners. Backstage, they were excitedly interacting with Chewy Bravo, repeating his name several times and mentioning they had a lot of "minches" (possibly a term specific to their context). The overall tone was lively and filled with energy, despite the sudden interruption.

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    Matt Fulchiron-Episode 102-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
    Get those jeans EXTRA tight if you plan on listening to this one! Your baby's grandfather AKA The Dutch Sommelier AKA The Full Charge, Matt Fulchiron is back from Puerto Rico and it's like he never left! Although Matt agrees that being Puerto Rican is like being Puerto Rican he also knows that the West Coast is the Best Coast and it's the best having him in the Mommy Dome. We talk about the horrors of sharing an NYC apartment, growing older, gagging while blowing (we tried it), more trigger songs and we even TRY to digest the BOSS. Plus we break down how bad early rap lyrics were. Keep em high! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    134-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

    134-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
    Ohhhh jeans, your jeans, how bright they are to have more jeans like mine! If you make it to 100 years of age chances are you'll wish you had some d**k or p***y, but will you have the courage to say that? One 100 year old lady made it clear that that's the only thing on her mind and it's glorious! Lucky for all of us the great TOP DOG joins us again and this may be his ALL-TIME greatest appearance. What begins as a discussion about public restrooms and which airports are the best to dump in soon becomes a discussion about the effects of war - and the thrill of killing the enemy. Top Dog talks about the bond formed from being in combat with one's fellow man and the joy of finding another man's head blown off. It's amazing to the 10th degree! No Loose Jeans Allowed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    466-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    466-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
    We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT! So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle.  Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No. An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt. AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joins us and we can say without question he is a hall of fame guest.  Pull your jeans up, but don't touch your peepee.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
    One of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans.  By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs in the hot seat, eating progressively hotter wings while answering questions from the best host in the game, our guest, Sean.  This one will go into the vaults as a fan favorite. There's love in the air, there's tons of water and the denim is thick here.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices