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    336-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

    enMarch 23, 2016

    Podcast Summary

    • Tom Segura's Upcoming Comedy PerformancesTom Segura, a comedian, is performing at various comedy clubs and venues including Los Angeles, Cleveland, Washington, and New York. Some shows are already sold out, so buy tickets early. Upcoming shows include the Improv Lab in Los Angeles, Flippers Comedy Club in Sperm Bank, and Irvine Improve. Details for November and December shows were not provided.

      The speaker, Tom Segura, is a comedian with a busy performance schedule. He will be performing at various comedy clubs and venues in different cities, including Los Angeles, Cleveland, Washington, and New York. Some shows are already sold out, so those interested should purchase their tickets as soon as possible. Segura mentioned a few specific shows, including the Improv Lab in Los Angeles featuring John Doar and Andy Dick, and his headlining performances at Flippers Comedy Club in Sperm Bank and the Irvine Improve. He also mentioned upcoming shows in November in Fartlow delphia, Pennsylvania, and December, though details were not provided. The speaker's enthusiasm and energy for his upcoming performances were evident throughout the conversation. Additionally, the speaker made a reference to spring cleaning and the clarity and savings that come with it, which was a metaphor for the excitement and clarity he feels about his upcoming comedy shows.

    • A father's priceless reaction to discovering memesDiscovering new experiences, even as simple as memes, can bring unexpected joy and reveal hidden aspects of loved ones.

      The discovery of memes by someone who has never encountered them before can bring about immense joy and reaction, much like a child discovering something new. The speaker's father, who had limited exposure to technology and the internet, was introduced to memes and his reaction was priceless. He was amused and lost his composure, laughing uncontrollably. The speaker shared stories of his father's sexual experiences, which were quite high in number, and how he was surprised by this revelation. The meme that triggered this reaction was "Success Kid," and the father's enthusiasm was infectious. The speaker also reflected on how his father's reaction reminded him of Logic's "Multiple Choice" song and how his father's simplicity and lack of distractions allowed him to fully engage with the new experience. Overall, the speaker found joy in sharing this experience with his audience and the unique perspective it gave him on his father's personality.

    • Discussing Viral Trends: 'Damn Daniel' and 'Crazy Lokes'The speakers share their thoughts on popular memes, expressing amusement and criticism, while acknowledging the unpredictable nature of internet fame.

      The conversation revolves around various viral trends and memes, specifically the "Damn Daniel" video and the "Crazy Lokes" response. The speakers express their opinions on these memes, sharing their amusement and sometimes criticism. The conversation also touches upon the unexpected nature of internet fame and the impact it can have on individuals. Additionally, there are references to other memes and pop culture phenomena. Overall, the conversation showcases the participants' engagement with internet culture and their enthusiasm for sharing and discussing viral content.

    • Bunce's Playful ChallengeBunce's confidence comes from rigorous training and openness to new experiences, inviting anyone to spar and emphasizing love and appreciation for all.

      The speaker in this conversation, Bunce, is a focused and energetic individual who is always ready for a challenge. He engaged in a playful exchange with Segura, and despite the apparent tension, Bunce showed respect and appreciation for any potential opponents. Bunce's confidence stems from his rigorous training and his ability to move quickly and effectively. He invited anyone, whether sane or crazy, to step into the ring for a sparring session. The conversation ended with Bunce expressing his love and appreciation for everyone, emphasizing that it's all good and all love. Bunce's approach to life and challenges is a reminder that focusing one's energy and remaining open to new experiences can lead to growth and excitement.

    • A listener's dedication to correcting a mispronounced stadium nameListeners' dedication and attention to detail contribute to podcast quality, as seen when one listener corrected a mispronounced stadium name, debunking a common misconception.

      A dedicated listener, known as Tavon, discovered an error in the pronunciation of the name of a stadium, which was mistakenly referred to as FedEx Field instead of its original name. This mispronunciation had been a topic of discussion in a podcast, and Tavon, determined to set the record straight, listened to all the relevant episodes to find the source of the error. The mispronunciation was attributed to a speech impediment, but Tavon's findings proved that it was an honest mistake. The takeaway from this story is the importance of accuracy and attention to detail, even in seemingly insignificant matters. It also highlights the dedication and passion of podcast listeners who go the extra mile to correct errors and contribute to the overall quality of the content.

    • Understanding the complexities of parenthood and sexual experiencesMissus Hughes and the speaker discussed the challenges of male orgasms, parenthood, and the speaker's relationship with her father, revealing the intricacies and nuances of human experiences and relationships.

      Both Missus Hughes and the speaker had a conversation about the challenges and realities of parenthood and sexual experiences. Missus Hughes expressed her difficulty in understanding male orgasms and the challenges men face in ejaculating. The speaker shared her experiences with her father's conflicting feelings towards her and parenthood. The speaker also reflected on her upbringing, where her father would make offhand and seemingly insensitive comments, which she now recognizes as not normal or healthy. The conversation touched on various topics, including the male orgasm, parenthood, and the speaker's relationship with her father. Ultimately, the conversation highlighted the complexities and nuances of human experiences and relationships.

    • A father's unconventional behaviors and their impact on his son's childhoodThe unique bond between a father and son can persist despite unconventional behaviors, shaped by shared experiences and cultural influences.

      Despite unconventional behaviors, such as drinking a dozen light beers a night, the speaker's father remained functional and high-functioning. The speaker's relationship with his father was strengthened through shared experiences, like bonding over a beer while watching tennis. The father's background in the old country and experiences under communism may have influenced his tolerance and drinking habits. The speaker also shared that his father's parenting was challenging, but he provided for the family and eventually found a way to order beer to their home in Canada. Overall, the speaker's nostalgic reflection on his childhood highlights the unique bond between a father and son, despite the unconventional aspects of their relationship.

    • Childhood experiences shaping perspectiveSpeaker's upbringing and experiences shaped her values of individuality and authenticity, leaving a deep impact on her relationships and self-perception.

      The speaker's upbringing and experiences have shaped her perspective on various aspects of life, including her relationships and the way she views herself. She mentions her father's behavior and her mother's actions, such as putting her on a leash during a trip to Europe when she was young. These experiences have left a deep impact on her, and she has developed coping mechanisms like primal screaming therapy. The speaker also mentions her discomfort with social norms and her feeling of not fitting in, which is why she finds solace in places where she feels more accepted. Overall, her experiences have led her to value individuality and authenticity above conformity.

    • Growing up with a multicultural backgroundA unique perspective on life results from growing up with parents from different cultural backgrounds, shaping one's understanding and appreciation of various ways of living.

      Growing up with parents from different cultural backgrounds can lead to a unique perspective on life. The speaker's upbringing with a standard American father and a foreign mother created a comparison that helped them understand and appreciate both the American and foreign ways of doing things. While they felt like an alien due to their foreign upbringing, they also found comfort in the eccentricities of their home and the normalcy it provided. The speaker's experiences highlight how diversity in upbringing can shape one's perspective and lead to a more nuanced understanding of the world. Additionally, the discussion touches upon the impact of food and traditions on one's childhood memories and the importance of embracing differences.

    • Clear communication prevents misunderstandings and conflictsEffective communication can prevent misunderstandings and conflicts, while clear and honest dialogue can help resolve them. Be aware of your financial situation and have backup payment methods.

      Communication is key in resolving conflicts or misunderstandings. In the discussed situation, the server's refusal to accept the customer's preferred payment method led to a misunderstanding and a perceived attempt to humiliate the customer. The customer, in turn, felt the need to call out the server's lie and clear up the misunderstanding. This situation highlights the importance of clear and honest communication from the beginning to avoid misunderstandings and potential conflicts. Additionally, the customer's experience also emphasizes the importance of being aware of one's financial situation and having backup payment methods when traveling or dining out.

    • Misunderstanding at a restaurant leads to heated argumentEffective communication and respect are crucial to avoid misunderstandings and negative consequences. Cultural sensitivity is also important to prevent unintended offense.

      A simple misunderstanding over payment methods at a restaurant escalated into a heated argument and public shaming, revealing the importance of effective communication and respect for others. The incident was not about the acceptance of American Express, but rather the dishonesty and shameful behavior of the restaurant staff. The situation escalated further when the speaker unintentionally triggered a cultural misunderstanding, leading to a series of unfortunate events. The experience left a bad taste in the speaker's mouth, resulting in a negative review and unintended humor from listeners. It serves as a reminder that our actions and words can have unintended consequences, and it's essential to approach situations with empathy and understanding.

    • Speaker's negative review of a sushi restaurant sparks controversySpeak up for yourself when mistreated, but avoid malicious reviews. Appreciate small gestures of kindness.

      The speaker had a negative experience at a sushi restaurant and expressed her dissatisfaction through leaving one-star reviews. She felt justified in doing so due to poor customer service and the quality of the food. The incident led to a wave of negative reviews, resulting in the restaurant attempting to remove them. The speaker encourages people to stand up for themselves when they feel mistreated but advises against maliciously targeting businesses for fun. She also shared her appreciation for a mug given to her by friends, and mentioned a Vine star named Brian Silva.

    • A 25-year-old man's violent and explicit social media content led to his arrest and raised concerns about hate speech onlineOnline behavior matters, using hate speech can perpetuate harm and division, and responsible use is crucial for promoting positive online communities

      Brian Silva, a 25-year-old man, gained notoriety for his explicit and violent social media content, which included the frequent use of derogatory language. During a standoff with police, Silva continued to post such content, despite being held at gunpoint. The incident raised concerns about the impact of social media on individuals and the potential consequences of using hate speech. Silva's actions led to his arrest and sparked a larger conversation about the importance of responsible online behavior and the potential harm caused by hate speech. Despite his self-proclaimed identification as a marginalized figure, Silva's use of the N-word and other offensive language contradicted this narrative and instead perpetuated harm and division.

    • Woman finds semen in man's genitals during sexual encounterSurprising discoveries and amusing discussions about sexual experiences, payment, and context ensued during a conversation about a woman's encounter with semen in a man's genitals. They also mentioned Nick Hawk, a sex worker and rapper on Showtime's 'Jigalos'.

      The conversation revolves around a video where a woman searches for and finds semen in a man's genitals. The speakers express surprise and amusement at the situation, and discuss their own experiences and preferences related to sexual encounters and payment. The conversation also touches upon the importance of context and accents in shaping perceptions of sexual situations. Additionally, they mention a man named Nick Hawk, who is known for his work as a sex worker and rapper on the show "Jigalos" on Showtime. Overall, the conversation is filled with explicit language and sexual themes.

    • Analyzing Nick Hock's New Song and TattoosOpinions were divided on Nick Hock's new song 'Breaking a Sweat' and his tattoos. While some found the song terrible, others saw potential in the artwork and encouraged a listen. The conversation also touched upon the significance of tattoos and their impact on perception.

      The discussion revolved around analyzing a TV show character's new song and tattoos, with some expressing negative opinions while others suggested giving the artist a chance. The character in question is Nick Hock, and his song "Breaking a Sweat" was the focus of much debate. Some found the song terrible, while others appreciated the artwork and thought it was worth a listen. The conversation also touched upon the topic of tattoos and their significance, with some expressing disapproval towards certain designs. Overall, the group had varying opinions on the matter, with some finding the character and his music effeminate, while others saw potential in his art.

    • Defining oneself as an artist is crucial for successConsistently defining your artistic identity and maintaining a clear persona can help increase reach and progress in creative pursuits.

      Consistency and self-awareness are key to success in creative pursuits, such as music. The lack of a clear identity and confusion about one's art can hinder progress and limit reach. The speaker in the conversation expresses disappointment in a musician named Nick Hock, whose videos have low view counts despite being up for long periods. They attribute his failure to his inability to define himself as an artist and maintain a consistent persona. The speaker also reflects on their own past experiences with music and television, reminiscing about the MTV show "UMT Raps" and the impact it had on their musical tastes. They emphasize the importance of listening to one's own work and being inspired by it to stay true to one's art.

    • Appreciating the authenticity and history of hip hop musicTom emphasizes the importance of genuine talent, skill, and unity within the hip hop community, and looks back at the past for inspiration to create a resurgence of great hip hop music.

      Tom values authenticity and the rich history of hip hop music. He reminisces about the past when musicians were genuinely trying to make it in the industry, and appreciates the raw talent and skill that came with it. Tom also emphasizes the importance of unity within the hip hop community and the need for rappers to focus on their craft and unique style rather than material possessions. He admires the artists of the past who started young and worked hard to perfect their art, and believes that a return to this mindset could lead to a resurgence of great hip hop music.

    • Authenticity and relatability in podcastsListeners connect with genuine conversations and candid personalities, as exemplified by Del the Fucking Homo Sapiens' interview and Auntie Phoebe's original song.

      Authenticity and relatability resonate deeply with audiences. The discussion revolved around the refreshing experience of listening to a rapper talk about topics beyond material wealth and romantic relationships. The mention of Ed Lover from UMTV Raps served as an example of a rapper who came across as a genuine person, making the content more engaging and relatable. This authenticity is a significant factor in the popularity of podcasts today, as people appreciate candid conversations without the need for a phony persona. The interview with Del the Fucking Homo Sapiens was highlighted as an exceptional example of this authenticity, with the interviewee's natural humor and personality shining through. Additionally, Auntie Phoebe's original song, shared during the conversation, further emphasized the importance of authenticity and connection in art.

    • Fans' Admiration for Auntie Fifi's MusicFans express love for Auntie Fifi's music, encourage her to share more, and hold a 'Fill Her Up' contest for collaborations.

      Auntie Fifi, a beloved figure, has a unique singing talent and is known for her catchy songs. Fans, including Chilli, express their admiration for her and encourage her to share more of her music. There's even a "Fill Her Up" contest for fans to submit their favorite collaborations with Auntie Fifi. Listeners are invited to send their submissions to [yourmomspodcast@gmail.com](mailto:yourmomspodcast@gmail.com), with the subject line "fill her up." The podcast community is passionate about Auntie Fifi's music and appreciates her authenticity. They value her talent and enjoy the creative collaborations that emerge from her unique voice.

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    E482 Ask Nick - Addicted to Toxic Work Situationship

    Welcome back to another juicy and exciting episode of The Viall Files: Ask Nick Edition! On this show, we’re here to help with all your burning questions about dating and relationships! We bring on our first caller, who has been in a long distance relationship for a long time with her boyfriend. After it looks like they are able to move much closer and no longer have to do long distance, our caller wonders how to best transition into this new phase, being able to enjoy each other but also respect the space they might need. Our next caller finds herself stuck in a toxic work environment when a situationship starts to go astray. Having an intense  emotional relationship with someone you work with everyday, our caller feels stress when not being able to set proper boundaries both at work and in the situationship with her coworker. Our last caller struggles when her husband's friend continues to try to insert himself and befriend our caller’s family. After her mother says she’s getting DMs from this friend, our caller is unsure how to read his intentions and how to set boundaries while also potentially being supportive if need be. 

    “My therapist called him a drug” 

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    2941 More of We

    2941 More of We

    Life can get in the way of loving those closest to us, especially our spouses. So instead of hiding in our busyness and floundering more in someone else's highlight reel, make a commitment to more of we.

    How much time do you spend with your spouse?

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    And would you say that you spend less time together now than when you got married?

    Most of us have to really stop and think when we see our sweethearts. And as for the time, what time is it again?

    The number one relationship, if you're married, is your spouse. 

    But very quickly, we find other ways to occupy our time, distract our attention, and lead us down a rabbit hole in our own homes. 

    It just does not seem fair to anyone!

    Yet you live it every day. You get up and do YOUR thing and forget that there's someONE in your life. You take care of the children, because you have to. But the rest is left to fend for themselves. 

    How can any marriage be awesome if that's a typical every day?

    What if you would make time for each other?

    What if there was more of we?

    The K.I.S.S. ~ More of WE!

    My goal here is to get you thinking about how you spend TIME with your spouse.

    Are you showing up with your best self, or is your spouse getting the leftovers?

    "Leftovers are great for food, not so much for love!" ~ Kristianne Wargo

    You get out what you put into your marriage. So why not show up with enthusiasm? Why not give more when you don't receive? Why not have compassion during challenges in life? Why not be together more than you are apart?

    It's hard to build a strong foundation in marriage if you're not together. Logistics do matter. 

    I want to encourage you to analyze your time with your spouse. 

    1. How much time do you spend together in bed?
    2. How much time do you spend as a couple awake and interacting?
    3. How much time do you spend talking about life, not just kids and career?

    Then from there, you'll be able to see what is happening regarding time.

    Is time on your side?

    Assuming that you fall into "most of us," then you can make some tweaks to how you hang out together. The way you spend your time together matters!

    QUESTION: What can you do differently to add time to love?

    "Be present. Be incredible. Be YOU!!!"

     

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    Let's Talk Breadcrumbing

    Let's Talk Breadcrumbing

    Hi Everyone, Happy Holidays!

    In today's episode, we talk about the dating term 'breadcrumbing'!

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    • Mariah Carey teams up with Ariana Grande and Jennifer Hudson for new 'Oh Santa' single
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    Our Girl Talk Includes (24:30-01:07:15):

    • What is breadcrumbing?
    • What are the warning signs?
    • How to overcome it?

    We also share our recommendations for the week (01:07:15-01:18:55)

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