34: Persephone's Double Chin of Horror

Covering LO chapters 267 & 268, featuring:

• Persephone's lackluster PR team (aka her boobs)
• Ouranos' lowkey iconic manicure
• Ares bludgeoning Apollo on live TV, thank god

Covering LO chapters 265 & 266, featuring:

• Truly inscrutable decisions from Hades
• Morpheus sleeping in the most deranged position possible
• History's worst attempt at cleaning up a wine spill
• A surprising number of tasty snacks

• The world's longest (potential) lap dance
• The most revealing dress we've ever seen -- and it's on DEMETER
• An old spooky harpy who is just here to ruin Demeter's life and die laughing (iconic)

Covering LO chapters 261 & 262, featuring:

• Demophon being a special little guy who needs love
• Hera wearing the world's hottest outfit for the worst day of her life
• HOT GOAT MEN, thank gods

Covering LO chapters 259 & 260, including:

• Alecto making Zoey's ideal drink for Hecate
• Tub time getting upgraded to pool time
• An increasingly muppet-like Kronos voice

Covering LO chapters 257 & 258, featuring:

• The mortal realm looking like a Chicago winter
• An excellent cameo from Eris
• A VERY POOR SHOWING from almost everyone at Apollo's dumbass meeting

• An inscrutable Olympus succession plan
• Persephone's completely wild take on multitasking
• One of the most iconic and unhinged fashion choices of all time

Covering LO chapters 253 & 254, featuring:

• Apollo's secret hobby
• Our new middle name
• Hades' sexy Elizabeth Holmes cosplay
• & more

Covering just LO chapter 252, featuring:

• Plenty of sadness and trauma, courtesy of Kronos
• Psyche realizing Eros has many strengths but intelligence isn't one of them
• Our newest suggestion for Chiron

WE'RE BACK!!!!!! The hiatus is over, our crops are watered, and we're here to cover chapter 251 of LO, featuring:

• Hades doing his absolute best to recover from an incredibly tough moment
• Some feedback we have for Morpheus
• Lecue making possibly the most absurd choice any character has ever made in the history of media