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    398-Top Dog & Charo-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

    enMay 31, 2017

    Podcast Summary

    • Tom Segura's Comedy Tour Dates and MerchandiseTom Segura is touring extensively with dates in various cities. Fans can buy tickets and merchandise on his website, with more fall tour dates to be announced on June 9th.

      Comedian Tom Segura is going on a extensive comedy tour with various dates in different cities throughout the US and internationally. Fans can purchase tickets for these shows on his website, thomsagura.com/tour. The tour includes stops in Seattle, Denver, San Francisco, Montreal, Brisbane, and many more cities. Additionally, Segura mentioned that specific city dates for his fall tour will be announced and go on sale on June 9th. Merchandise, such as tour posters, hoodies, and Stanima shirts, can be purchased on merchmethod.com/tomsagura. Segura also mentioned his appreciation for the savings from using Mint Mobile for wireless service, encouraging listeners to check out the offer at mintmobile.com/mom. The comedian shared a funny anecdote about his father not plugging in his headphones during a recording session.

    • Exploring Self-Marriage and Other TopicsSome women choose to celebrate self-marriage as a way to embrace being single and reject societal messages, while others see it as unnecessary or sad.

      The discussion revolved around various topics including a humorous anecdote about a song, the experience of having guests over, and interviews with notable guests like Martin Rieser, the water sommelier, and Joe Rogan. A notable theme that emerged was the concept of self-marriage and why some women choose to celebrate it. The speakers explored reasons such as societal norms, personal growth, and escaping past relationships. While some saw it as a sad or unnecessary celebration, others saw it as a way to embrace being single and reject societal messages that one is not enough without a partner. Overall, the conversation showcased a range of perspectives and topics, demonstrating the dynamic nature of the show.

    • Understanding Unconventional ChoicesEveryone deserves compassion and understanding, regardless of their choices or struggles. It's important to avoid making assumptions based on appearances or actions that seem unusual.

      People often make fun of or judge others based on their unconventional choices, but it's important to remember that everyone has their reasons and struggles. Marrying oneself, for instance, might seem strange or sad, but it could be a way for someone to find happiness and self-acceptance. Similarly, being attracted to certain physical traits or not feeling chemistry with someone are valid feelings, even if they can be difficult to express. Ultimately, everyone deserves compassion and understanding, and it's essential to avoid making assumptions based on appearances or actions that seem unusual.

    • Appreciating Unconventional WomenAdmiring unconventional women for their unique tastes and respecting their choices, despite concerns for their well-being, is a valuable perspective.

      The speaker admires a woman he has met, as they share similar tastes in clothing and gear. However, he expresses concern for her apparent lack of proper support, specifically in the area of bras. Despite her unconventional choices and seemingly unconventional relationship with a train station, the speaker finds herself intriguing and respects her for externalizing her love. The conversation also touches on the importance of mutual respect and the ultimate question of whether one should marry oneself, a building, or someone else. The speaker humorously concludes by expressing a preference for marrying a building, specifically a beautiful one like the Empire State Building.

    • Technology transforming everyday life: ordering alcohol and men's health careTechnology enables convenience, like ordering alcohol through DoorDash and saving money, and revolutionizes industries, like men's health care through online ED treatment options, enhancing accessibility and affordability.

      Technology and innovation are transforming various aspects of our lives, from ordering alcohol for delivery savings to accessing healthcare services from the comfort of our homes. In the first example, a man's interaction with a policeman led to a humorous misunderstanding about the Notre Dame, but the real takeaway is the convenience of ordering alcohol through DoorDash and saving up to 25% off up to $15 value with code y m h 24. In the second example, HIMSS is revolutionizing men's health care by providing affordable ED treatment options online, allowing individuals to prioritize their sexual health without the need for in-person doctor visits. The discussion also touched on the importance of personal connections, whether virtual or real, and the potential consequences of isolation. Overall, technology is enabling new possibilities and solutions to everyday challenges.

    • The Intense Loneliness of Virtual RelationshipsVirtual relationships can't replace real human connections, and it's crucial to build trust in relationships to foster emotional growth.

      The game "Love Plus" blurs the lines between reality and virtuality, creating an intense sense of loneliness for its players. While it may offer an escape from human interaction, it ultimately isolates them further. Human beings are social creatures, and it's essential to step out of our comfort zones to build real emotional relationships. Trust is the foundation of any strong relationship, and it's important not to let past experiences color our perception of future possibilities. During the conversation, there was a discussion about a game called "Love Plus," which merges reality and virtuality, leading to an intense sense of loneliness for players. The speaker expressed concern that this game further isolates people and encourages them to marry their inanimate objects instead of seeking real human connections. He emphasized the importance of human interaction and trust in relationships. Additionally, there was a brief mention of a listener's observation about a man wearing his watch over his sleeve, which the speakers believed was a sign of psychopathy. However, they acknowledged that this was a superficial observation and not a definitive indicator of psychopathy. In summary, the conversation touched on the importance of human connection and the dangers of isolation, as well as the potential pitfalls of making assumptions based on superficial observations.

    • Respecting personal preferences and habitsEveryone has unique perspectives and experiences, and it's essential to respect and understand these differences, even if they don't align with our own beliefs. Having options and making informed choices based on individual needs and preferences is crucial.

      Personal preferences and habits, even if they seem unusual or unpopular, are valid as long as they contribute to individual comfort and satisfaction. The discussion touched upon various topics, including wearing a watch on the left hand, the appearance of certain types of sandals, and personal hygiene habits. While some opinions were shared with strong convictions, it's essential to remember that everyone has unique perspectives and experiences. The key is to respect and understand these differences, even if they don't align with our own beliefs. Additionally, the conversation highlighted the importance of having options and making informed choices based on individual needs and preferences. For instance, when it comes to footwear, there are various alternatives to the "terrible" sandals mentioned, ensuring that everyone can find a comfortable and stylish option that suits them best.

    • The Physical Toll of Athletic Activities on FeetAthletes, particularly basketball players, often experience foot problems due to the demands of their sport. Proper footwear is crucial for preventing injury and managing foot health as people age.

      There seems to be a common trend among athletes, particularly basketball players, who experience foot problems due to the intense demands of their sport. This discussion touched upon Shaq's large feet and the rumors surrounding his penile size, with some speculation that there might be a correlation between hand or foot size and penis size. However, the focus shifted towards the physical toll that athletic activities can take on the feet, with examples of Michael Jordan's and other athletes' damaged feet. The importance of wearing proper footwear was emphasized, especially as people age and their bodies undergo various changes. The conversation also included a humorous anecdote about a misunderstanding on a flight regarding the speaker's name. Overall, the conversation highlighted the importance of taking care of one's body, especially for athletes, and the potential impact of athletic pursuits on various aspects of one's life.

    • Road Rage: Speaker's Frustration with PotholesSpeaker expresses anger towards potholes, shares personal experience of tire blowout, contrasts grumpy father with relaxed one.

      The speaker in this conversation is expressing his frustration and anger towards the poor condition of a road he is driving on. He uses strong language to describe the potholes and the danger they pose to both his safety and the condition of his car. The speaker also shares a personal anecdote about how a similar road condition led to blowing out a tire on his car in the past. The conversation also touches upon the speaker's upbringing and the contrast between his grumpy, angry father and a more relaxed, fun-loving one. The mispronunciation of words by the grumpy father is also mentioned as a quirky characteristic. Overall, the conversation conveys the speaker's annoyance and exasperation towards the road condition and the associated memories and emotions it brings up.

    • Understanding and accommodating individual differencesProper fitting of clothing can boost confidence and well-being, while respecting unique experiences and preferences is essential for healthy relationships

      People have unique experiences and preferences, particularly when it comes to their comfort and personal habits. The discussion revolved around the strong smell of flatulence and the reluctance of some individuals to be recorded on video due to their discomfort. The speakers shared their own experiences of dealing with such situations and the impact they had on their relationships. It was also highlighted that proper fitting of clothing, such as bras, can significantly improve one's confidence and overall well-being. Despite the awkward and sometimes humorous moments, the conversation underscored the importance of understanding and accommodating individual differences.

    • Understanding the importance of proper bra fittingProper bra fitting is crucial for comfort and confidence, but can be confusing due to different sizing systems. Finding the right fit enhances one's figure and boosts self-confidence, even if it doesn't meet certain expectations.

      Proper bra fitting is essential for both comfort and confidence, but it can be confusing due to different sizing systems used in different countries. In the discussed situation, a woman discovered she was wearing the wrong size bra, leading her partner to feel disappointed because he preferred a more revealing look. The woman's new bra, which fit her perfectly, did not provide the desired spillover effect for her partner. However, it's important to note that a well-fitting bra can enhance one's figure and boost self-confidence, even if it doesn't meet certain expectations. The conversation also led to an amusing exchange about farting and singing, highlighting the unexpected twists that can arise during everyday conversations. Ultimately, the discussion underscores the importance of open communication and understanding in relationships, as well as the significance of finding the right fit in various aspects of life.

    • Man's attempt to help friend's mom find new braEffective communication and understanding are crucial in resolving issues. Listen and adapt to others' needs and desires.

      Effective communication and understanding are crucial in resolving issues, even if they seem trivial at first. In the discussion, a man was trying to help his friend find a more suitable bra for his mother. However, despite his best efforts, he encountered resistance and misunderstandings. The mother in question preferred comfort over sassiness and didn't want to change her bra style. The man suggested various options, including push-up bras, but was met with dismissal. The conversation also touched upon other topics, such as the mother's comfort with her partner's appearance and the man's theory about why the grandson reminded him of his friend. Ultimately, the man realized that it was essential to respect the mother's preferences and wishes, even if they differed from his own. Effective communication and understanding are essential in any relationship, and this conversation highlights the importance of listening and adapting to the needs and desires of others.

    • Personal stories of embarrassing momentsHandle unexpected situations with grace and resilience, everyone makes mistakes and it's important to move on.

      Life can be unpredictable and embarrassing moments can happen to anyone, even in public places or in private settings like an office. The speaker shared two personal stories of such incidents, one involving an unfortunate accident in a restroom stall and the other a surprising revelation about a mother and son's relationship. While the first story was about dealing with the aftermath of an accident in an embarrassing way, the second story was about an unexpected romantic confession. Both stories illustrate the importance of handling unexpected situations with grace and resilience. The speaker also emphasized that everyone makes mistakes and that it's important to move on from them. The discussion also touched on the idea that societal norms and taboos can change over time.

    • Understanding Priorities and Values through the 'Would You Rather' GameThe 'Would You Rather' game reveals individuals' priorities and values by presenting them with undesirable scenarios and requiring a choice.

      The "Would You Rather" game, as presented in the discussion, is a logic-based game where participants are given two undesirable scenarios and must choose one. The game reveals individuals' priorities and values. For instance, one person in the conversation expressed a strong preference for visiting casinos over eating only vegetables. This preference was so strong that they claimed they would choose vegetables but their actions suggested otherwise. The thrill of the game and potential payoff from the casinos was more appealing to them. However, it's important to note that not everyone may face reality when making such choices, and their actions might not align with their words. Overall, the "Would You Rather" game can be an entertaining and insightful way to understand people's preferences and priorities.

    • Unique Preferences and Fears of a FatherThis conversation reveals the father's unusual dislikes for Asian cuisine, formal wear, and driving on the freeway. He also shared his past experiences as a Vietnam vet and his preference for jeans and tight clothing. Despite his fears, he expressed a desire for new experiences, like cruises.

      The father in this conversation has unusual preferences and fears, such as a strong dislike for Asian cuisine, formal wear, and driving on the freeway. He also mentioned his past experience as a Vietnam vet and his preference for jeans and tight clothing. Another interesting revelation was his fear of the freeway, which led to a tense car ride with his wife. Despite these quirks, he expressed a desire to go on cruises and explore new places, even if it meant wearing uncomfortable jeans every day. Overall, this conversation showcases the complexity and uniqueness of individual preferences and fears.

    • Exploring Personal Preferences and AversionsPeople make choices based on their personal preferences and aversions, revealing insights into their character. Having the ability to adapt and find humor in challenging situations is essential.

      The individuals in this conversation were presented with hypothetical situations and had to choose between two seemingly undesirable options. One person expressed a fear of being mentally retarded if they had to eat only Asian food, while another preferred working in a gay bar as a topless server to dealing with Nancy Pelosi as a spouse for a year. These choices reveal their personal preferences and aversions. The conversation also showcases the importance of having a choice and the ability to adapt to different situations. Despite the challenging scenarios, they found ways to cope and even found humor in the absurdity of the situations.

    • Choosing Between Penises on Foreheads or Nipples on FingersExploring absurd hypotheticals can lead to insightful discussions about societal implications and everyday challenges.

      The conversation between the speakers revolved around an absurd hypothetical situation where they had to choose between having penises on their foreheads or nipples on their fingers. Despite the ridiculous nature of the discussion, they explored the implications of each option and considered the potential societal reactions. Ultimately, they concluded that having nipples on their fingers would be more debilitating as it would make everyday tasks challenging, while having penises on their foreheads would be more of an aesthetic issue. The conversation showcases the speakers' creativity and ability to think outside the box, even in a seemingly nonsensical situation.

    • Sharing Blonde Jokes Brings People TogetherDespite differences in humor, sharing blonde jokes can create shared experiences and bring people together.

      Humor, even if considered offensive or simple, can bring people together and create shared experiences. The discussion revolves around the sharing of blonde jokes, with one person expressing surprise at the reactions of others. Some jokes were repeated, and there were attempts to come up with new ones. The speakers found joy in these jokes, despite some expressing doubts about their appeal to non-native English speakers or those with different senses of humor. The conversation also touched upon the idea that some people might find even seemingly simple jokes to be clever or worth a smile. Ultimately, the speakers acknowledged that humor is subjective and that what matters most is the shared enjoyment and connection it can bring.

    • A man's connection to an artist's early workThe man's fondness for a comedian's early jokes reveals their unique bond and the comedian's appreciation for audience enjoyment. It also highlights the idea that each generation may connect with people on a deeper level.

      The man's favorite comedian is captivated by his early, simple jokes and seems unable to move past them. This revelation sheds light on the comedian's unique connection with his audience and his appreciation for their enjoyment of his early work. The man's fixation on these jokes highlights his enjoyment of the moment and his inability to see the comedian's growth and evolution as an artist. This conversation also touches upon the idea that each generation may have the ability to connect with and understand people on a deeper level than previous generations. The man expresses his hope that future generations will truly see and hear their children, and wonders what they might think of us. Overall, the conversation highlights the importance of appreciation, growth, and the human connection to art and entertainment.

    • Understanding Communication Styles and Expressions of Gratitude in Different CulturesCultural differences in communication styles and expressions of gratitude can lead to misunderstandings and discomfort. It's essential to respect and adapt to different styles while also recognizing the importance of gratitude in various cultural contexts.

      Communication styles and expressions of gratitude vary greatly among different cultures and families. During a conversation about blonde jokes and a memorable trip, it became apparent that the speaker comes from a background where expressing feelings openly is considered a sign of weakness and is met with ridicule. In contrast, the people they traveled with were very expressive and generous with their gratitude, which made the speaker uncomfortable. This experience highlighted the importance of understanding and respecting different communication styles and the significance of gratitude in various cultural contexts. The speaker also shared their discomfort with the over-the-top expressions of gratitude from their travel companions, which they found to be excessive and pressuring. Overall, the conversation provided valuable insights into the complexities of intercultural communication and the role of gratitude in fostering positive relationships.

    • Experiences of love, affection, and new discoveriesSharing experiences of love, affection, and new discoveries brings joy and human connection.

      The speakers in this conversation shared their experiences of receiving love and enjoyment from their encounters. Ellis expressed his longing for affection from someone, while another speaker reminisced about the abundant kisses and hugs they received. They also discussed the discovery of a new talent, which brought excitement and amusement to the group. The conversation showcased the importance of human connection and the joy that comes from experiencing new things. Additionally, there were light-hearted moments, such as jokes and references to pop culture, which added to the overall enjoyable atmosphere of the conversation.

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