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    488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    enFebruary 27, 2019

    Podcast Summary

    • Tom Segura talks about his upcoming comedy tour and show with friend Brent KoeislerTom Segura shares excitement for upcoming comedy shows and discusses a humorous exchange about Alexa and a past encounter with an Internet famous individual

      Tom Segura, a comedian, shared his upcoming tour dates and expressed excitement for an upcoming comedy show with his friend Brent Koeisler. The conversation also included a humorous exchange about Alexa and a famous speech from a previous comedy bit. Despite the absurdity of the speech, it showcases Tom's unique comedic style and the appeal of his performances. Additionally, they discussed Tom's past encounter with an Internet famous individual who made a controversial video and never reached out to acknowledge it. Overall, the conversation highlights Tom's sense of humor and anticipation for his upcoming comedy shows.

    • Sharing unpredictable life experiences and finding humor in themLife's unexpected experiences, like liquid sharts or pranks, can be embarrassing but also provide opportunities for humor and connection.

      Life can be unpredictable and full of unexpected experiences, whether it's having a liquid shart for the first time or dealing with the aftermath of a prank gone wrong. During a recent discussion, the hosts shared various anecdotes, including a confession about a first-time liquid shart experience and a prank involving a black guy and a UPS package. The conversation also touched on the topic of dreams coming true, as they wondered if the "home here now guy" from a past video had found happiness. Another topic that emerged was the presence of a common experience - sharts - in their lives. Despite the lighthearted nature of the conversation, they also acknowledged the importance of being prepared for the unexpected and the importance of humor in dealing with life's challenges. Overall, the discussion underscored the importance of embracing the unpredictability of life and finding humor in everyday experiences.

    • Friend's bet on weight loss and changing appearanceFriends discuss Bert's weight loss, health concerns, and racism accusations, acknowledging his autonomy to make changes while maintaining their bond.

      Bert Kreischer's friend had a bet on who would lose more weight between them, and they discussed how Bert's appearance has changed, drawing comparisons to actors like Dennis Hoff and James Gandolfini. They also joked about Bert's new bus lifestyle potentially contributing to heavier partying. Despite concerns about Bert's health, they acknowledged that ultimately it's up to him to make changes. The conversation also touched on the issue of Bert being labeled as a racist comedian, which he and his friend deny. The conversation was filled with jokes and banter, but the underlying theme was the bond of friendship and concern for each other's well-being.

    • Fans defend Bert Kreischer against racism accusationsBert Kreischer addresses accusations of racism in his comedy, engages with fans, and continues to perform, sharing health advice, unusual experiences, and unique perspective.

      Comedian Bert Kreischer encounters fans defending him against accusations of racism in his act, acknowledging that he makes fun of everyone equally. He shares jokes from his act and engages with fans, even joking about their comments. Bert also talks about health advice, including unusual eating habits and drug use. He also shares an experience where his face was put on the show "600 Pound Life," and how fans reacted to it. Despite the challenges, Bert continues to perform and engage with his audience, making light of situations and sharing his unique perspective.

    • Judgmental conversations about lifestyle choicesBe mindful of what we share about ourselves and be prepared for potential confrontations. Prioritize sexual health with convenient and affordable online treatments. Always be prepared for unexpected situations.

      People can be judgmental about others' lifestyle choices, even in seemingly casual situations. The conversation between the speaker and the man on the airplane about the speaker's veganism led to a heated argument, despite the speaker not being fully committed to the vegan lifestyle yet. This experience highlights the importance of being mindful of what we share about ourselves and being prepared for potential confrontations. Additionally, the discussion touched upon the topic of erectile dysfunction and how technology is making it easier for men to access treatments from the comfort of their own homes. HIMSS is a platform that offers affordable and convenient ED treatment options, allowing men to prioritize their sexual health without the need for in-person doctor visits. Lastly, the speaker shared an embarrassing experience of shitting in his pants right before going on stage, emphasizing the importance of being prepared for unexpected situations, especially when in the public eye.

    • Comedians Adapting to Challenging PerformancesComedians endure unexpected circumstances and find creative ways to continue their performances, enhancing the unpredictability of stand-up comedy.

      Performing under less than ideal circumstances can be challenging and even embarrassing for comedians. A notable example was when Cristela Alonzo had to perform with an accident in her pants, which left her unable to wipe and had to endure the entire hour. Another instance was when a comedian, Ari, shared his extreme bathroom habits, including using ice cubes and wads of toilet paper to deal with his issues. Despite these challenges, comedians find ways to adapt and continue their performances, sometimes with the help of unconventional methods like spitting on toilet paper for a more effective clean. Ultimately, these experiences add to the unique and unpredictable nature of stand-up comedy.

    • The Importance of Treating OneselfTreating oneself, whether with small indulgences or larger purchases, can significantly enhance overall happiness and enjoyment of life.

      Treating oneself is an essential aspect of living a fulfilling life. This can range from small indulgences to larger purchases, and it's important for individuals to find joy in the things they can afford. The speaker in this conversation shares how witnessing his partner's transformation after getting a new truck inspired him to appreciate the importance of treats, no matter the size or cost. He also mentions how he grew up not treating himself and learned to enjoy life through his partner's influence. The conversation highlights the idea that everyone deserves treats in life and that they don't always have to be extravagant to make a significant impact. The importance of treating oneself is emphasized as a way to enhance overall happiness and enjoyment of life.

    • Jason Derulo's Embarrassing Moments and Sense of HumorJason Derulo shares his embarrassing past experiences with humor and admires Jake's sense of humor. He prefers his tour bus over planes for better health and sleep, and introduced the concept of 'toilet condom' or 'hot bagging'.

      Jason Derulo has been open about sharing too much personal information in his past, leading to embarrassing moments. He appreciates how the hosts have handled his oversharing with humor. During the conversation, they joked about his tour bus, logo, and even his periods being discussed on Conan. Derulo also mentioned his admiration for Jake, the voiceover artist, and their shared sense of humor. The discussion also touched on Derulo's past experiences with flying and his preference for his tour bus over planes. He shared how his lifestyle on the bus has contributed to better health and sleep. Derulo also introduced the concept of a "toilet condom" or "hot bagging," which involves using a bag to contain and dispose of waste in a tour bus. Overall, the conversation showcased Derulo's lighthearted approach to life and his ability to find humor in embarrassing situations.

    • Musician's Road Challenges: The Importance of a Comfortable BusA reliable and comfortable bus can improve a musician's tour experience despite unexpected challenges, while a low-quality one can make things more difficult.

      Having a comfortable and well-maintained tour bus can significantly enhance a musician's experience on the road. However, the cost of a high-end bus can be prohibitive, leading some artists to make do with less desirable options. During one particular tour, the speaker experienced numerous issues with their bus, including a loud transmission, broken water heater, detached soundbar, and malfunctioning TV. Despite these inconveniences, they appreciated having a skilled and reliable driver, who made the travel experience more bearable. Ultimately, the artist learned that while they might have overestimated the importance of a wrapped bus, they would not compromise on the quality of their tour bus in the future. The road life comes with unexpected challenges, but having a reliable and comfortable bus can make all the difference.

    • Embracing Change and the Power of HumorThe speaker shares his journey from discomfort to embracing performing shirtless on stage, emphasizing the importance of having a good sense of humor and appreciating the uniqueness of others' perspectives.

      The speaker went from being uncomfortable and hesitant about performing shirtless on stage, to embracing it and even enjoying the attention. He reflects on how time and experiences have changed his perspective, and how people's reactions can vary greatly. The speaker also touches on the importance of having a good sense of humor and the nuances of jokes that some may not understand. Additionally, the conversation covers various topics such as weight loss journeys, impressions of celebrities, and the impact of social media. The speaker expresses admiration for those who have put in great effort to achieve their goals, even if they make lighthearted jokes about it. Overall, the conversation highlights the importance of embracing change, having a good sense of humor, and appreciating the unique perspectives of others.

    • Observing Others' Journeys: A Source of InspirationReflecting on others' experiences can inspire personal growth and self-improvement. Historical context can deepen our understanding of places and their impact on communities.

      Personal growth and self-improvement can be inspired by observing others' journeys, even if those journeys are different from our own. Bert, a friend of the speaker, shared his story of financial success and weight loss, which motivated the speaker to reflect on his own life. During their conversation, they discovered a shared history with a venue, the Tabernacle in Atlanta, which was once a white Baptist church and a primary gathering place for racist white people. This revelation led the speaker to a deeper understanding of the venue's historical significance and the impact it had on the community. Bert then challenged the speaker to adopt a healthier lifestyle and lose weight, but the speaker admitted to struggling with consistency and discipline. The conversation ended with a discussion about treats and indulgences, and how they can be approached differently depending on personal preferences and habits. Overall, the conversation highlighted the importance of learning from others, reflecting on history, and striving for self-improvement.

    • Comedian's Post-Show Drinking RitualComedian has a drink or two after shows to unwind, maintains control over consumption, and doesn't drink during performances.

      The speaker, a comedian, has a specific routine when it comes to drinking before and after his shows. He never drinks during performances, but he does allow himself a drink or two after the show. He also mentioned an experience with the Russian mafia that started his drinking habit, but he has since learned to control his consumption. The speaker also shared that he brings a speaker to the green room to play music and socialize with his team after shows, and sometimes they have drinks together. He also mentioned that he takes lots of pictures with fans and invites them to meet him at bars. The speaker emphasized that he doesn't let others buy him drinks or do shots, and he tips generously at bars. Overall, the speaker's routine involves having a drink or two after shows to unwind, but he maintains control over his consumption and doesn't drink during performances.

    • Life on the road: Balancing drinking, eating, and sleepSpeakers found controlling drinking easier than eating on tour bus, struggled with sleep, and shared humorous stories about personal life experiences

      Despite having easy access to alcohol and late nights on their tour bus, the speakers found it easier to control their drinking compared to their eating habits. The bus environment, where they had to leave right after performances, proved healthier for them. However, they struggled with falling asleep, especially on the East Coast. The speakers also shared an amusing story about a misunderstanding involving one of them and a sex scene from the TV show "The Shield." In their personal lives, they enjoyed trying new things in the bedroom, such as the 12 nights of Kama Sutra, but not everyone understood the concept and ended up with unexpected results. Overall, the conversation highlighted the challenges and surprises of life on the road and the importance of finding balance in various aspects of life.

    • Misunderstanding instructions on film sets can lead to embarrassing situationsClear communication between actors and directors is crucial to prevent misunderstandings and ensure a successful film production

      Communication is essential on film sets. The speaker shared an embarrassing experience where he misunderstood instructions during a scene, leading to a halt in production. He assumed he was supposed to touch himself on camera, but when the director discovered this, she was outraged and stopped the shoot. The speaker apologized and was given a second chance, but this time, he was instructed to continue playing with himself on camera. Despite his discomfort, he followed the director's instructions, and the scene was edited to include both his actions and dialogue. The incident highlights the importance of clear communication between actors and directors to avoid misunderstandings and ensure a smooth production process. Additionally, the speaker mentioned his regrettable experience of being heckled with racist slurs during a stand-up comedy performance, emphasizing the need for respect and sensitivity in all settings.

    • The Harmful Impact of BlackfaceUsing blackface, even unintentionally, can cause significant harm and discomfort to individuals and communities. Be mindful of the words and actions we use to promote respect and understanding.

      The use of blackface, even in a joking or unaware context, can cause significant harm and discomfort to individuals and communities. The speaker shared an experience where using a racial slur during a comedy performance ruined the moment and required him to regain the audience's trust. He also encountered instances of blackface in his past that he had to address, causing discomfort and oblivion to the historical and cultural significance of the practice. The conversation also touched on the impact of high-profile cases of blackface usage, such as political figures, and the importance of being aware of the history and impact of such actions. Overall, the discussion emphasized the importance of being mindful of the words and actions we use, and the potential harm they can cause, especially when it comes to issues of race and representation.

    • Understanding the Complexity of Human BehaviorInitially skeptical, the speaker reconsiders their perspective after learning the truth, emphasizing the importance of context and motivations behind actions. They also express a willingness to try new experiences.

      The human mind can be complex and misunderstood. In the discussion, the speaker expresses their initial skepticism towards a reported incident involving a man with a noose around his neck and bleach in his apartment. They question the motivations behind these actions and express their contrarian nature. However, upon learning the truth, they express empathy and sadness for the man's situation. The conversation then shifts to a seemingly unrelated topic about a viral challenge involving putting objects in one's butt. Despite the tone change, the speaker expresses a willingness to try new experiences. Overall, the conversation highlights the importance of understanding the context and motivations behind people's actions, and the complexity of human behavior.

    • Intimate Conversation: Personal Habits and ExperiencesSpeakers discussed various personal habits, hygiene practices, and intimate experiences, revealing their comfort level with discussing taboo topics and their playful banter.

      During a conversation, the speakers discussed various personal habits and hygiene practices. One speaker mentioned using a suppository to alleviate discomfort from eating spicy food, and the topic shifted to other personal experiences, including sexual ones. The speakers revealed that they had never used sex toys or been pegged. The conversation also touched on personal hygiene, with one speaker admitting to having poor hygiene habits compared to the other. The speakers also joked about the perceived nastiness of each other's bodies, particularly in relation to body odor and cleanliness of clothing. The conversation showcased the speakers' comfort level with discussing intimate topics, as well as their teasing and playful banter.

    • A candid conversation about personal habits and hygieneThe speaker openly shares his acceptance of his own 'disgusting' habits while practicing good hygiene and expresses his dislike for anal sex in a humorous and open manner.

      The speaker in this conversation is very open about his personal habits and hygiene, sharing stories about his dental care, body odor, and exploration of his body. He mentions his acceptance of his own "disgusting" habits, such as not flossing or playing with certain body parts, but also practices good hygiene like brushing his teeth and using a water pick daily. The conversation also touches on the topic of anal sex and the speaker's dislike for it. The speaker's openness about these topics might come across as shocking or humorous to some, but it also showcases his acceptance and comfort with his own body. The conversation also includes mentions of various merchandise, such as a hardcore fun shirt, a ride or die tour t-shirt, and a bike idea, which are available for purchase on specific websites.

    • Bert Kreischer's Comedy Tour Sparks ControversyDespite some misconceptions, Bert Kreischer's comedy tour was not linked to hate crimes and his humor is not meant to promote hate or violence.

      Bert Kreischer's comedy tour was compared to a series of hate crimes across America due to the timing and locations mentioned in his act. The audience found humor in seemingly inappropriate moments, such as Kreischer discussing his personal hygiene while standing near a tour bus. However, the connection between Kreischer's tour and the hate crimes was brought to light in a Netflix documentary, leading to some confusion and misconceptions. Kreischer emphasized that he showers every day and that the humor in his act is not meant to promote hate or violence. The discussion also touched upon the use of headsets during podcast recordings and the misconceptions that can arise from out-of-context information.

    • Tom Segura's Online Thick Skin and Drawing the LineComedian Tom Segura handles online criticism well but blocks abusive behavior. His 'fat shaming' comedy routine escalated unexpectedly, and he's currently on a successful tour, adding new dates frequently, while being cautious about announcing future plans.

      Comedian Tom Segura has a thick skin when it comes to handling mean comments online, but draws the line at abusive behavior. He has blocked numerous individuals for crossing that line. The conversation also touched upon the origins of Segura's comedy routine involving "fat shaming" and how it escalated unexpectedly. Segura's current comedy tour has been a huge success, with shows selling out rapidly and new dates being added frequently. He plans to tour extensively throughout the year, including stops in Europe and Australia. However, he is cautious about announcing these plans too far in advance to avoid potential backlash.

    • Making the 'Sober October' challenge more enjoyable as a teamThe group found that participating in challenges together as a team made the experience more enjoyable and inclusive compared to doing it individually. They planned to create a fun and inclusive environment for their upcoming 'Sober October' challenge.

      The group's past experience with the "Sober October" challenge was more enjoyable when they did it together as a team rather than individually. They discussed the challenges they faced during their last attempt, such as feeling isolated and competitive, and how they could make the upcoming challenge more inclusive and fun. They also considered partnering with a corporation for a group activity, but appreciated the organic nature of their past challenges. They reminisced about their shared experiences during the hot yoga challenge and looked forward to creating new memories together during their next group challenge.

    • A casual day turns into an extended conversationPassionate discussions can form deep connections, even from seemingly mundane topics like skiing, comedy, and food.

      The spoken conversation between the individuals revolves around their shared experiences, including skiing, comedy, and food. A seemingly casual day turned into an extended conversation at a bar, fueled by intriguing discoveries on the internet and good company. They reminisced about past experiences, including their comedy routines and sponsorship deals. The conversation shifted to their love for food, specifically steak houses and barbecue. They discussed their ideal sponsors and even shared stories about smoking meat during their shows. Despite the seemingly mundane topics, their passion and enthusiasm for these experiences brought them together for hours of engaging conversation.

    • Reminiscing Early Friendship MomentsTom and Bert's bond was formed through shared meals, rooftop gatherings, unexpected moments, and playful banter. These experiences helped shape their friendship and set the stage for their future successes.

      The early days of their friendship were filled with memorable experiences and milestones, marked by shared meals, rooftop gatherings, and unexpected moments of humor and vulnerability. These moments helped shape their bond and set the stage for their future successes. For instance, Tom and Bert reminisced about the time they spent at Tom's apartment on 6th Street, where they would cook feasts and share stories. They also recalled the unexpected moment when Ayla relieved herself on the rooftop during a get-together. These moments, though seemingly mundane, were cherished and marked the beginning of their journey together. Another significant moment was when Tom and Bert became successful and started earning bonuses. Bert shared a story about the first time Tom paid him in cash, an experience that left him feeling exhilarated and grateful. These moments of shared success and camaraderie further strengthened their bond and set the stage for their future collaborations. Moreover, their friendship was marked by playful banter and teasing, such as the time Tom pointed out Bert's frequent burping. These moments, though seemingly insignificant, helped Tom and Bert understand each other better and deepened their connection. In essence, their friendship was built on a foundation of shared experiences, humor, and vulnerability, which helped them navigate the ups and downs of life and career together.

    • Struggling with the habit of overconsumptionDespite recognizing negative consequences, it's challenging for some to break deeply ingrained habits of overconsuming food or alcohol

      The speaker, who grew up with a cultural expectation to eat and drink quickly as a sign of manliness, struggles with the inability to stop consuming once started, even when they're full or not hungry. This behavior, which they acknowledge can be disrespectful and even lead to negative consequences, is a deeply ingrained habit. The speaker shares an experience of giving up alcohol for a period of time but eventually giving in to the desire to drink during a romantic moment in Italy. This pattern of overconsumption, whether it's food or alcohol, is a complex issue for the speaker, who recognizes the potential negative consequences but finds it difficult to change the behavior.

    • Age differences in relationshipsAge gaps don't define relationship dynamics if communication and compatibility exist. Older partners bring wisdom, younger partners bring energy. Embarrassment from friends can fade as they get to know older partner.

      Age differences in relationships can seem daunting, but they don't have to define the dynamics between partners. In this conversation, two individuals discuss their past experiences with age gaps and the impact it had on their relationships. They acknowledge that older partners may have more life experience and wisdom, but younger partners can bring energy and excitement. However, communication and compatibility are key to making the relationship work. The conversation also touches upon the potential embarrassment older partners may feel when interacting with their partners' friends, but ultimately, the friends' perception can change as they get to know the older partner better. Overall, the conversation highlights that age is just a number and shouldn't prevent individuals from pursuing meaningful relationships.

    • Bringing in the right person can transform a projectThe addition of comedian Tom Segura as a writer and executive producer significantly improved the humor and success of the show 'Buzzed'.

      Having the right person on board can significantly transform a project. The speaker shares an experience where they brought in comedian Tom Segura as a writer for a show called "Buzzed." Tom not only took the head writer's job but also became the executive producer. His involvement changed the entire dynamic of the show, making it the funniest the speaker had ever seen. Despite the show's success, it was canceled due to concerns about the cast being under the influence during filming. The show featured segments like "lick it or stick it" and "Mexican or not a Mexican," which added to its humor. The lack of rhyme or reason to the show's content made it even more entertaining. Ultimately, the show's downfall was due to external factors, but the impact of Tom Segura's involvement showcases the power of bringing in the right person to elevate a project.

    • Unexpected success and disappointment in comedyDespite setbacks like unpicked-up pilots, comedians can find success through live performances and touring, emphasizing the importance of perseverance in the industry.

      Creating a successful comedy show can be unexpected and unpredictable, even for experienced comedians. During a conversation, it was revealed that a comedy show called "Buzzed" was ordered for a pilot but no episodes were picked up due to lack of ad sales. Despite the disappointment, the comedian expressed that his tour, The Body Shots World Tour, had been the best experience of his career. He wished he could have shared this experience with his friends and colleagues, and his next goal was to embark on a tour with a caravan of buses for each comedian. The conversation also touched upon Leanne's podcast, Wife of the Party, which was recommended for listeners to check out. Overall, the conversation emphasized the importance of perseverance and the joy of live performances in the comedy industry.

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