49. Married In 2 Days.

Bill and Sam close out the wedding chat montage in their final episode of this 4 part series. They let you know how to prevent mistakes they made, spill some tasty wedding dramas, and have somewhat of a beef midway. Plus, the future transition of this show has been decided.....

Episode 3 of 4 on the big day party-down! Bill and Sam share their secrets as to why they looked so fabulous, disagree over Spiderman, and reveal what they gifted one another! Although Bill gave a gift every rom-com lover dreams of, Sam shocked with something quite......scandalous. Little fails, little advices, come along for the ride.

In this part 2 of 4 series, Sam and Bill cover their wedding additives that aren't at everyone's party, but certainly added to the experience! These are the goods that got people REALLY impressed, because it just made the night stand out. Also, Sam accidentally almost drugged all their guests. Don't get weird about it.

AHHHHHHH!!! This happened, Bill and Sam are hitched, can you tell they are still on cloud 9? There was just too much to discuss, so this is episode is part 1 of 4, where the married couple breaks into the wedding staples . Get ready for some detail. Oh also Jake where is your gift.

Wow. This is the last episode as an engaged couple, only 48 hours away from being married! Bill and Sam discuss their fears, last minute happenings, DEEP advice from Sam's dad, what dollar amount you need to pay taxes on from a wedding gift, and whether or not they an have sex in the venue's bridal suite. So many thoughts. See you on the other side.

Sam and Bill hash out their "do not play" list for the wedding, applied for their marriage license, and try to list out their own flaws for one another as a partner exercise. WHICH basically turn the rest of he episode into a peaceful beef. No shock there. OH and Bill as a baby is horrifying, Just wait.

Sam tries her best (still somehow hungover?) to recap the bachelorette weekend for Bill, describes having her first edible, and attempts to theorize what kind of penis she'd have. Bill presents 3 mini-moon locations he's narrowed down, and they have some hot takes on what eloping actually is vs. isn't! One of their friends is doing it and it's sure as hell stirring up some feelings!

This. This is what happens when Bill is left alone to record an episode without Sam. Anime, climbing, strippers, sex kung fu. Sam only claims responsibly to this caption, and nothing more.

Bill finds a note from Sam's ex boyfriend in her old room, and decides to do a dramatic reading of it, while they read it for the first time. YIKES. It might be the first time Sam is embarrassed on this whole damn podcast. They also vent about their current wedding bull crap, and Bill pulls out quite the beef.

Sam and Bill sat down (again) with special guest, Jackie, from Dog Friendly Living! They chat about different ways couples can include their dog on the big day, because whom are we kidding. The dogs are the real stars of our relationships. They also cover some every-day-dog-parent advice, and tangent on people who don't like pitties out of ignorance. Take is personally.