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    500-Brendon Urie-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    enMay 22, 2019

    Podcast Summary

    • Spring cleaning saves money on unnecessary expenses like high wireless billsSpring cleaning can lead to savings on wireless bills by switching to affordable plans and identifying unnecessary expenses.

      Spring cleaning not only helps declutter your physical space but also brings clarity and makes you question unnecessary expenses, like high wireless bills. For instance, switching to Mint Mobile's affordable $15-a-month unlimited plan can save you a significant amount of money. Additionally, there are upcoming events and sales to look forward to, such as Tom Segura's tour and Memorial Day sale on merchandise. Keep an eye on his website for details. Another exciting announcement is the addition of a second show in Durham, North Carolina, and a matinee show in Dublin, Ireland. So, live the best life you can and save some money while enjoying the perks of spring cleaning and upcoming events.

    • Stay true to yourself despite negativityEmbrace challenges, find inspiration, and stay positive to overcome negativity and live authentically

      Despite the presence of haters and negativity, it's essential to live your life authentically and stay true to yourself. This was a recurring theme in the conversation, with references to various figures like Big Time Tommy and his inspirational messages, and the importance of never giving up. The old-school way, as mentioned, is to embrace challenges and keep pushing forward, even when things get tough. The speakers also touched upon the idea of finding inspiration in unexpected places, such as motivational videos from the shower, and the importance of staying positive and strong. Overall, the conversation emphasized the importance of staying true to oneself and not letting external negativity bring one down.

    • Stay positive and believe in yourselfEmbrace new ideas, surround yourself with good company, make the most of the present moment, and stay true to oneself.

      Despite the challenges and criticisms, it's important to stay positive, believe in oneself, and keep pushing forward. The haters may hate, but they often do so out of their own insecurities. Instead of focusing on negativity, it's essential to embrace new ideas, surround oneself with good company, and live life to the fullest. The present moment is a gift, and we should make the most of it, as tomorrow is not guaranteed. The comeback is always stronger than the setback, and positive thoughts bring positive outcomes. Ultimately, it's essential to stay true to oneself and not let anyone else's opinions define who we are.

    • Being nice on social media and a creative DMV tipUse social media to uplift others instead of tearing them down. A creative way to obtain a personalized license plate is through the DMV, but remember, people's abilities on social media may not always live up to expectations.

      The power of social media can be used for both positive and negative purposes. In this discussion, the hosts encouraged listeners to be nice and inspiring towards a particular individual, Tommy, instead of destroying his social media reputation. They also shared a creative way to obtain a personalized license plate through the DMV. However, the hosts also reminded listeners that people often make claims about others' abilities, and it's not always guaranteed that those abilities will live up to expectations. The episode ended with a personal story from one of the hosts about his mother's legendary farting abilities, which he had only heard about for years but never witnessed until recently. The episode highlights the importance of experiencing things firsthand and the power of social media to spread both positive and negative content.

    • Mother's embarrassing moment captured on videoRespect people's privacy and be mindful of copyright infringement when sharing creative content. Original ideas deserve proper credit.

      The speaker was able to capture an unexpected and amusing moment on video featuring his mother's reaction to something embarrassing, but faced challenges in sharing it due to her embarrassment and concerns about copyright infringement. He eventually gained her permission and took steps to protect the video from being stolen. The experience highlighted the importance of respecting people's privacy and the challenges of monetizing creative content. The speaker also mentioned his frustration with having his original ideas being stolen without proper credit.

    • Woman's Impressive Farts Revealed on PodcastA woman's long intestinal tract results in large farts, revealed on a podcast. Changes in diet and schedule can affect bowel movements.

      The woman in question has an unusually long intestinal tract, allowing her to produce impressive farts. This was revealed during a conversation where her mortification was caught on tape, leading to a humorous exchange on a podcast. The woman's ability to pass such large farts is not believed to be diet-related and occurs almost every other day. The use of high-quality toilet paper is suggested for optimal comfort. The podcast hosts also shared their own experiences with farts and bowel movements, revealing that changes in diet and schedule can impact frequency and consistency.

    • Effective cleaning during emergenciesUsing wet paper towels instead of toilet paper during emergencies can make cleaning up more effective, but it should be reserved for such situations and not done regularly.

      During emergencies on a flight, using wet paper towels instead of toilet paper can make cleaning up more effective. However, it's important to note that this should be reserved for such situations and not done regularly to avoid discomfort. Another topic touched upon was the importance of high-quality toilet paper at home. The discussion also included reminiscing about war documentaries and personal experiences, leading to an unexpected conversation about a fart video and its unexpected consequences. Despite the embarrassing topic, the group found humor in the situation and appreciated the authenticity of the conversation.

    • Embarrassing experiences and social mediaSpeakers shared stories of farting mishaps and discovered new features on social media platforms, finding humor and connection in their conversation.

      The conversation between the speakers revolved around the topic of embarrassing experiences, specifically about farting and social media usage. The speakers shared stories about their own experiences, with one speaker expressing mortification over her mother's impressive flatulence abilities, while the other speaker discussed discovering new features on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok. The conversation also touched on the variety of content on TikTok, from dance videos to personal rants. Despite the potentially embarrassing topic, the speakers found humor and enjoyment in their conversation. The conversation ended with plans to share a particularly memorable moment on social media. Overall, the conversation showcased the speakers' ability to find amusement in everyday experiences and their willingness to share and connect over shared experiences.

    • Daddy's podcast contest for womenThe speakers discussed a contest for women to create videos explaining why they can make a man named Josh laugh, promising a flight to a gig for the winner, reflecting on their long-running podcast and playful banter.

      The speaker, known as "daddy," discussed his ability to please women and suggested a contest where women can submit videos explaining why they believe they can make a man named Josh come. The speaker encouraged creativity and promised to fly the chosen winner to a gig if they are selected. This conversation took place during episode 500 of their podcast, which the speakers reflected on, expressing amazement at how long they have been producing the show since its inception in late 2010. Despite their adult lives and responsibilities, they still maintain their sense of humor and love for acting like juveniles.

    • From recording at their mom's house to attracting celebrity guests, the podcast has become a significant part of the hosts' lives.The podcast, with its humorous discussions and unique experiences, has allowed the hosts to connect with a dedicated fanbase and attract celebrity guests, all while staying true to themselves.

      The podcast, recorded at the hosts' mom's house, has become a significant part of their lives, allowing them to be themselves, connect with other comedians, musicians, and actors, and build a dedicated fanbase. The hosts are grateful for their listeners' support, which has enabled them to continue the show for over a decade and even attract celebrity guests like Brendon Urie of Panic at the Disco. A memorable moment was when they discovered Urie was a long-time listener, leading to an exciting interaction. The podcast, which includes humorous discussions and occasional double pipe classics (farting and burping at the same time), has become a unique and entertaining experience for both the hosts and their audience.

    • The Power of Authenticity and HonestyBeing true to oneself and embracing vulnerability can lead to strong connections and a loyal following.

      Honesty and authenticity can be powerful forms of connection and marketing. The discussion revolves around a man named Robert Paul Champagne, who gained notoriety for his openness about his interests and preferences, including his unusual hobby of drinking and sharing his own urine. Despite the shocking nature of his behavior, many people were drawn to his authenticity and celebrated his honesty. Another interesting moment was when the speaker shared a story about accidentally passing gas during a conversation with a drummer, which unexpectedly became a moment of pride and connection. Overall, the conversation highlights the importance of being true to oneself and the potential power of vulnerability in building a following or fanbase.

    • Stories of young musicians overcoming obstacles to succeedDetermination and seizing opportunities can lead to success despite challenges, such as auditions, resistance from parents, and societal expectations. Stay true to oneself and persist to find success through touring and networking.

      Determination and seizing opportunities can lead to success, even when the odds seem insurmountable. The speakers in this conversation recall their experiences as young musicians trying to make it in the entertainment industry. They hated auditions and felt lucky to have stumbled upon opportunities, such as being discovered on a fan forum and starting a label. They faced challenges, including the difficulty of playing gigs in their hometown and resistance from their parents. Despite these obstacles, they persisted and eventually found success through touring and networking. They emphasized the importance of staying true to themselves and not letting others define their worth. The conversation also touched on the irony of growing up in a Mormon community in Las Vegas, a city known for vices, and the pressure to conform to societal expectations. Overall, the speakers' stories illustrate the importance of resilience and the power of following one's passions.

    • Personal stories of casual sex and its impactExperiences with casual sex can lead to guilt and complex emotions, influenced by cultural and religious backgrounds.

      The speaker shares a story of his past experiences with casual sex and the impact it had on him, particularly in regards to his attraction to accents and the guilt he felt due to his upbringing in the LDS church. He recounts an experience with a woman in England and the unexpected consequences he faced afterwards. The speaker also mentions his upbringing and how it influenced his views on sex, leading him to rebel and seek explanations. Despite the awkward and sometimes vulgar nature of the conversation, the speaker reflects on these experiences with a sense of humor and acceptance. Overall, the conversation highlights the complexities and nuances of human experiences and the impact of upbringing and cultural influences on personal beliefs and behaviors.

    • Embracing Past Experiences for Personal GrowthPast experiences, good or bad, shape who we are today. Embrace them, learn from them, and use them as a foundation for personal growth.

      Experiences from our past, no matter how seemingly insignificant, can shape our present in profound ways. The speaker shared her story of losing her virginity in 8th grade and the guilt she felt about it until she got married. She also talked about her early experiences in the music industry and how they were filled with uncertainty and self-doubt. Throughout her story, it became clear that these experiences, both good and bad, helped shape who she is today. Additionally, she reflected on how her attitude towards life and interviews changed over time, and how seeking help through medication didn't bring the desired outcome. Overall, her story highlights the importance of embracing our past, learning from it, and using it as a foundation for personal growth.

    • A cautionary tale of the music industry's toxic business practicesArtists must understand industry's inner workings, be wary of unfavorable deals, and focus on live performances and merchandise sales for financial stability.

      The music industry can be a toxic business that attempts to take advantage of artists, leaving them financially vulnerable. The Clash's experience with CBS Records serves as a cautionary tale, highlighting the importance of understanding the industry's inner workings and being wary of unfavorable deals. To succeed, artists must learn to navigate the challenges and protect their interests, focusing on live performances and merchandise sales as key sources of income. The industry's history, filled with stories of exploitation, underscores the importance of staying informed and vigilant.

    • The power of saying no and setting high pricesSaying no to unprofitable gigs and setting high prices can lead to financial gains, better opportunities, and industry connections.

      Saying no and setting high prices can lead to unexpected benefits. In a conversation about roasting at a wedding and chartering jets, the speakers shared how they started saying no to gigs that didn't meet their price expectations and instead asked for exorbitant amounts. To their surprise, they were often met with agreements. This new approach not only led to financial gains but also opened doors to better opportunities and connections within their industry. Additionally, they discussed the importance of having a good crew and building relationships, which can make business deals easier and more successful. So, the power of saying no and setting high prices can lead to unexpected benefits and opportunities.

    • Life on the road: glamorous and challenging for musiciansMusician Brendon Urie cherishes camaraderie, pays for private jets, reflects on memories from early days

      For musicians like Brendon Urie of Panic at the Disco, life on the road can be both glamorous and challenging. During busy weeks, performing multiple shows in a city can lead to unexpected situations, such as having to use creative methods for relieving oneself on the bus in the middle of the night. Despite the challenges, Urie cherishes the camaraderie of touring with his band and crew, and even goes as far as paying for everyone to fly together on private jets to enhance morale and reduce stress. This is a far cry from their humble beginnings when they were sweaty teenagers touring in a converted van. The memories from those early days, like playing loud music to wake up their turn to drive, still bring a smile to Urie's face. One of his most memorable experiences was performing in Canada and experiencing the quick and seamless customs process, making the long journey worth it. Overall, Urie's career has come a long way from his smelly days on the bus, but he remains grateful for the experiences that have shaped him into the artist he is today.

    • From Podcast to SNL: Melissa Villasenor's Unique Journey to FameComedian Melissa Villasenor rose to fame with her impressive Gloria Estefan impersonation on a podcast, leading to collaborations with renowned artists and SNL membership.

      Melissa Villasenor, a talented comedian and impressionist, gained recognition and eventually joined Saturday Night Live (SNL) after impressing the audience with her spot-on Gloria Estefan impersonation on a podcast years ago. Her unique sense of humor and memorable performances led to collaborations with renowned artists like Panic at the Disco and Taylor Swift. The success of their collaborations, such as "High Hopes (Fart High Farts)" and "ME!", brought immense popularity and impressive viewership numbers. Despite the unexpected nature of her rise to fame, Villasenor remained grounded and grateful, expressing her excitement and appreciation for the opportunities she received.

    • A productive collaboration between Brendan and an exceptional artistWorking with talented individuals can lead to a deep connection and lasting impression, inspiring growth and success.

      The collaboration between Brendan and this unnamed artist was a productive and inspiring experience for both parties involved. They worked well together due to their shared positive energy and dedication to their craft. The artist was not only an exceptional musician but also a visionary with creative ideas for the accompanying music videos. Brendan admired her work ethic and was impressed by her ability to already have a clear vision for the video concept as soon as the song was completed. Their shared passion for their art led to a deep connection, with Brendan even describing her as "ultra visionary" and "mesmerizing." The experience of working with her left a lasting impression on Brendan, and he expressed his admiration and appreciation for her throughout their conversation. Additionally, Brendan emphasized the importance of surrounding oneself with talented individuals, as he believed that his own success was a result of the people he worked with.

    • Unexpected sources of creativity and connectionStay open-minded and embrace the unexpected in the creative process, as it can lead to powerful experiences and connections. Positivity and building relationships can also help in achieving goals.

      Creativity and connection can come from unexpected places, even if it involves hot farts or a strong butthole metaphor. The producer in the conversation shared a powerful experience with a strong lyric, and the importance of positivity and buttering people up to get what you want was also discussed. The conversation also touched on the influence of music icons, such as Dave Grohl, and the impact they can have on artists. Additionally, the discussion revealed that everyone experiences moments of hyper awareness and that it can affect people differently, whether it's in music or comedy. Overall, the conversation highlights the importance of staying open-minded and embracing the unexpected in the creative process.

    • Find your place in a group to build confidenceKeep showing up and putting in effort to build skills and confidence, even when it feels hard

      Confidence and a strong presence on stage don't necessarily come naturally, but can be developed through showing up and being a part of the group. The speaker shares his personal experience of starting a band and feeling lost until a friend encouraged him to just show up and contribute. He also mentions that real confidence often comes later in life, and it's important to not let self-doubt hold you back. The speaker admires comedians like Joey Diaz who can perform comfortably even in uncomfortable situations, and he acknowledges that everyone has their own struggles and vices, but it's important to find a balance and not let them take control. Ultimately, the key takeaway is to keep showing up and putting in the effort, even when it feels hard, because that's how you grow and develop the skills and confidence needed to succeed.

    • Childhood experiences shape future pursuitsEarly skills and experiences, even seemingly unrelated, can significantly impact future goals. Trust instincts and pursue passions.

      Early experiences and skills developed during childhood can significantly impact one's future pursuits, even if the connection isn't immediately apparent. The speaker shared stories of creating fake commercials, making homemade guitars, and even producing fake Steven Seagal trail as a kid, which honed their performing and creative skills. These experiences fueled their dream of being on stage, leading them to form a band despite initial opposition from their parents. The band eventually split due to creative differences, but the speaker acknowledged that their former bandmates needed to move on from the project. Through these experiences, the speaker learned to trust their instincts and pursue their passions, ultimately leading them to become a successful rockstar. The support of their parents, who came to embrace their son's career, further solidified their resolve.

    • The value of a small, trustworthy circle of friendsAs we grow older and more successful, it's natural for friendships to evolve and sometimes people drift apart. Having a smaller, trustworthy circle of friends is more valuable in the long run, especially in the entertainment industry where a strong support system is crucial. Trust and authenticity are essential in all relationships.

      Friendships evolve and sometimes people drift apart. It's a natural part of life, especially as we grow older and become more successful. Our speaker shares an experience of losing touch with an old friend and the realization that having a smaller, trustworthy circle of friends is more valuable. In the entertainment industry, having a strong support system is crucial. The speaker also touches on the importance of trust and authenticity in relationships. The conversation takes a humorous turn with discussions about tattoos and adult content, but the underlying theme remains the importance of having a solid group of friends who have your back.

    • Meeting Idols: Unpredictable and Memorable ExperiencesMeeting idols can lead to unforgettable moments, but outcomes can be unpredictable. Cherish every interaction, even the less-than-perfect ones.

      Meeting idols and celebrities can be a surreal experience, and the outcome can vary greatly. Some encounters can be memorable and positive, while others may leave a disappointing impression. During a conversation, Brendon Urie discussed his experiences with meeting various rock stars, sharing stories about encounters with Dave Grohl, Garth Brooks, Billy Joel, and others. While some interactions were warm and friendly, others were less than ideal. Urie also mentioned that in the tattoo world, there are various levels of artists, and he often relies on recommendations from friends to ensure a high-quality piece. Overall, the conversation highlighted the unpredictability of meeting idols and the importance of cherishing even the less-than-perfect experiences.

    • Musical Inspirations and ExperiencesThe speaker shares stories of meeting musical idols Kim Deal and Dolly Parton, growing up with diverse musical influences, and their experiences with emo music and their own musical journey.

      The speaker in this conversation had unique experiences meeting musical idols Kim Deal and Dolly Parton, drawing inspiration from their music and performances. Growing up, they were influenced by a variety of genres from their older siblings and their mother's aerobics classes. They also shared their experiences with emo music and their own musical journey, which was influenced by their gothic upbringing. The conversation also touched upon their encounter with a controversial music video and their reaction to it. Overall, the conversation showcases the speaker's love for music and the impact it has had on their life.

    • Discussing the unconventional experience of getting a tattoo on an unusual body partTattoos on unconventional body parts can lead to unique experiences and considerations, including personal thoughts on permanence and potential reactions from others.

      The discussion revolves around the unusual experience of getting a tattoo on an unconventional body part and the implications it might have. The participants pondered over the situation of a woman getting a tattoo on her buttocks, considering her state of mind and the practicalities of the act. They also shared their thoughts on the permanence of tattoos and their personal experiences with them. The conversation took a humorous turn as they imagined the possible reactions and implications of such a tattoo. In essence, the conversation highlighted the unique experiences and considerations that come with getting a tattoo in an unconventional location.

    • A Laser Treatment and a Music VideoThe speaker shares their experience of getting a laser treatment and creating a music video, expressing admiration for authenticity and creativity, and revealing their lighthearted and humorous perspective on life.

      The discussion revolves around the creation of a music video and the experience of getting a laser treatment, which the speaker enjoyed despite the initial discomfort. The speaker also expresses admiration for a woman's confidence and sexuality in a music video, appreciating her authenticity and nonchalant attitude towards her body. The conversation also touches upon the topic of their own insecurities and the desire to gift a fart to Taylor Swift. The speaker's tone is lighthearted and humorous throughout the conversation. The speaker also mentions Inno Ventures and a music project called "Brendan's Downs." The speaker's enthusiasm for the projects and experiences is evident in their words. Overall, the conversation highlights the speaker's appreciation for authenticity, creativity, and the human experience.

    • Taylor Swift talks about her sexuality, consent and personal connectionsTaylor Swift discussed her pansexual identity, emphasized the importance of consent, and shared experiences of sexual curiosity while acknowledging media's exaggeration of sexuality and the significance of personal connections in sexual encounters.

      Taylor Swift shared an unexpected gift from a friend and discussed her openness to sexual exploration, identifying as pansexual but being currently monogamous in her relationship. She emphasized the importance of consent and shared past experiences of sexual curiosity. The conversation also touched upon the media's exaggeration of sexuality and the importance of personal connections in sexual encounters. Swift expressed her insecurities and the challenges of maintaining privacy in her personal life as her fame grows. The conversation concluded with expressions of attraction towards each other and a shared appreciation for personal connections and sexual freedom.

    • The value of authenticity and honesty in entertainmentAuthenticity and honesty resonate with audiences in comedy and music. Connecting with fans and staying true to oneself are crucial for entertainers, even amidst the unglamorous aspects of the industry.

      Authenticity and honesty are valued by audiences, whether it's in comedy or music. The speaker shares his personal beliefs and experiences, expressing that he respects those who are direct and genuine. He also mentions the importance of connecting with fans and how comedians and musicians share a commonality in putting it all out there. However, even in the entertainment industry, there are unglamorous aspects, such as dealing with less than ideal backstage conditions. Despite these challenges, the speaker emphasizes the importance of staying true to oneself and using humor to connect with fans and lighten the mood.

    • The Reality of Being a MusicianBeing a musician involves long hours, pressure to fit in, and dealing with less-than-ideal conditions, but musicians find ways to stay energized through music and fan engagement.

      Being a musician involves more than just performing on stage. Behind the scenes, there are long hours spent in less-than-ideal conditions, such as cramped green rooms with unpleasant smells. Sound checks and interviews are necessary, but can be tiring. Musicians also have to deal with the pressure to fit in and buy trendy items, even if they're not truly passionate about them. Despite the challenges, musicians often find ways to stay energized, like listening to their favorite music or engaging with their fans online. It's important to remember that the glamorous lifestyle often portrayed in the media is just a small part of the reality for musicians.

    • Musicians' complicated relationship with their own musicMusicians, even those with popular hits, can find it challenging to perform certain songs due to personal reasons or genre evolution. Some artists dislike their biggest hits but acknowledge their importance as memories.

      Musicians, even those with popular hits, can have a complex relationship with their own music. During a chat session, Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco discussed how some songs, especially early in their careers, can be embarrassing or difficult to perform. He also shared that his foundation, Highest Hopes, supports the LGBTQ+ community and fans can donate to it during their chats. The discussion also touched on how musicians often dislike their biggest hits and the evolution of music genres. Urie mentioned his dislike for "Stand by Me," but acknowledged its importance as a yearbook of memories. The conversation also included a humorous exchange about artists who transitioned from one genre to another, such as Michael Bolton from metal to pop. Overall, the conversation highlighted the human side of musicians and their connection with their fans.

    • Unexpected surprise from Brendon UrieAn unexpected gift of a song from a talented artist can bring joy and positivity to many people, highlighting the power of music, talent, community, and collaboration.

      The unexpected gift of a song from a talented artist like Brendon Urie, showcasing his skills for a good cause, can make a significant impact and bring joy to many people. During episode 500 of their podcast, the hosts received an unexpected surprise when Brendon Urie sent them a song he had recorded about their friend Robert Paul Champagne. The hosts were blown away by the talent and creativity of the song, and they decided to share it with their audience. This unexpected moment not only highlighted the power of music and talent but also the importance of community and collaboration in spreading positivity. It serves as a reminder that even small acts of kindness and creativity can have a ripple effect and make a difference in people's lives.

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    SPONSORS: - Download the Doordash app and use promo code YMH24 - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code YMH at https://Manscaped.com - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassictees.com/YMH Here's the deal man, we are back once again with Tommy Bunz and Chistine from Mom's House riding solo! Tom's got some dental updates that you'll be able to hear for yourself and opens the show with a clip of a very giving lover. Before Christina gets too grossed out, Tom offers her the spotlight to share a shart story for the ages. The Main Mommies next talk about a recent trip to Italy and review some of the most fattening treats for all the Disney Adults out there. Tom also receives a very kind uplifting video message about a certain body part that's sure to warm the heart. We also dive into the comments section of an IG influencer nicknamed Baby Head, watch some clips of people making huge mistakes, and discuss the topic of "adult recess". TA TA THERE! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 761 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    SPONSORS: - Go to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool guy with a really cool chicken joke before get into some benefits of how bad Christina's memory is. Tom and Christina also talk about overhearing confrontations from much more volatile marriages and show some video clips of their cool bathroom. Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Nick Thune who is currently touring with fellow comedian Nate Bargatze and he's looking quite fashionable these days. Nick and the Main Mommies talk about pop music, bread, parenting, accents, sitcom acting, Apatow comedies, hot moms, and things kids do that are just super annoying! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 760 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). https://Gametime.co - Head to https://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. What’s up, chomos?! We open the show with a real banger of a track and because Tommy Bunz celebrated a birthday a little while ago, this week we’re going to get around and celebrate it! The YMH producers gathered a team of special well wishers and put together a birthday shoutout for Tom to watch including the likes of RPC, The King, Gene & Nick Simmons, and even Ernie Hudson just to name a few. Other fun stuff covered in this episode include, choosing a life partner, women’s prisons, #FartWalk, swearing in other languages, and we also found a dating site for Disney adults! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 759 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    SPONSORS: - Get up to 60% off your subscription at https://Babbel.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Hi Mommies! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P have some new music tastes to talk about before opening the show with a guy who has a size question for all the ladies out there. They then show a video clip of their fully customized bathroom. This is the kinda guy ya gettin. Tom also plays a snippet from an old YMH episode where he predicts how his nose would turn out as an older man and then plays a clip of an old man senator having fun with some old timey words. Comedian and podcaster Ian Fidance joins the Main Mommies and he recently dropped a new comedy special "Wild, Happy & Free" which led to him filling out his childhood fantasy of being a ghostbuster and filming at the firehouse from the movie. Ian debates Tim and Kristin about his bisexuality, specifically the male kind, and determine if it's cap. They check-in with the Double Soul Shaman, check out Christina's new footwear choices, and play a quick would you rather, before getting into some of Christina's infamous TikTok curations. Are bi dudes cap? Chime in below! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 757 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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