55: The Goblin & the Grocer; The Three Robes

If we're talking holes of dicks, we must be talking about Aladdin. Join for our final episode, where our hosts discuss Aladdin and Sleeping Beauty with all the wit and gumption you've come to expect. Thanks for listening!

Well, they each read the stories separately. Now, they get to hash them out together. Ariel chimes in as Nick and Ian relive their tellings of Rumpelstiltsken, and Hansel & Gretel. Wish them luck!

As our little podcast slowly draws to a close (two more episodes after this one), our intrepid hosts recap some heavy hitters. This episode we look at The Ballad of Mulan, Thumbelina, and Jack & the Beanstalk. Amazingly, Hans Christian Anderson's story is not the most upsetting one this time around!

Ah, Hans Christian Anderson. Yeah, Nick is screaming "nooooo." His pain is our entertainment.

This week, Ariel, Nick and Ian recap The Three Robes, The Bear, and Motikaitka. Nick has initial jokes for two of those three things....

This week, our intrepid hosts recap The Fate of the Turtle and The Golden Branch. Which one makes Ian head's hurt, I wonder?

Welcome to our final reading episode; after this, all episodes will be "Fairy Funnies."

For our final story, we've decided to end with a classic: Sleeping Beauty. Come hear the parts that were not in the Disney version (such as the prince's evil ogress mother)!

Wait. So was Rapunzel's mom hooked on marijuana? Also, was Rupunzel herself, like, super jacked? All these questions and more in this week's fairy tale recap.

This week, our hosts recap The Goats Ears and the Emporer Trojan, The Clever Weaver, and The Marvelous Musician (spoiler: he really isn't; those woodland creatures really should have been allowed to eat him).

Switch up! This week we have a fun change as Nick and Ian each take a turn reading one of our stories. Nick delights us with Hansel & Gretel, while Ian gives us the deets on Aladdin.