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    This week's episode of David & Erin features Erin's perky self, Allie's unpleasant medical stories, and the Kardashians as flotation devices. And it doesn’t stop there! In addition to Gwyneth Paltrow being sued, people used to share bathtub water, and Erin had two jacuzzis growing up! Get ready because this one is a doozy.

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