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    568 - Kevin Nealon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    enSeptember 09, 2020

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    • Spring cleaning and cost savings with Mint MobileDiscovering Mint Mobile led to significant cost savings for the hosts and the joy of unbiased news, while their upcoming live show will be available for ticket holders for a week.

      Spring cleaning can bring unexpected clarity and savings, just like discovering more affordable wireless plans. During the discussion, the hosts shared their excitement about switching to Mint Mobile and the significant cost savings they've experienced. Meanwhile, they also emphasized the importance of unbiased news and the joy it brings. In the context of their upcoming live show, they announced that ticket holders would have access to the recording for an entire week after the live event. As for a controversial topic, they shared their frustration about being fired by multiple print houses due to the content of a mouse pad design featuring a term some found offensive. Despite the challenges, they remained positive and encouraged their audience to join them for their upcoming live show and purchase tickets at ymhvirtual.com.

    • Learning a new skill with humorMiles Pardo and Tom Segura's podcast discussion showcases the importance of being comfortable, having room for movement, and the ability to find humor in everyday situations while teaching a new skill.

      The conversation between Miles Pardo and Tom Segura on their podcast touched upon various topics, including the use of offensive language, fashion, and teaching skills. One notable moment was when Miles demonstrated and taught listeners how to "slap their balls up against their leg," which was met with amusement and intrigue. The conversation also included references to the R-word and the evolution of offensive language. Despite the seemingly crass subject matter, Miles' willingness to teach a skill set and the humor in the conversation drew comparisons to civil rights leaders and great teachers throughout history. The conversation also highlighted the importance of being comfortable and having room for movement to perform the action effectively. Overall, the conversation showcased the duo's unique humor and ability to find amusement in everyday situations.

    • An Unusual Discussion Among ColleaguesThey emphasized the importance of attention to detail, even if it involves acknowledging an overlooked fart, while sharing humorous stories about music production, body parts, and unusual dinner experiences.

      The group had an unexpected and humorous conversation about various topics, including music production, body parts, and a missed fart during a previous recording. They joked about creating a song called "Slappin' Yo Balls" and encouraged their colleagues to participate. They also discussed a controversial dinner experience and a bizarre promo idea involving a bathtub filled with gasoline. Despite some absurdity, they acknowledged the importance of paying attention to details, even if it means acknowledging an overlooked fart. Ultimately, the conversation showcased their unique dynamic and sense of humor.

    • Authenticity in filmmaking through real materials and experiencesUsing real materials and experiences adds authenticity to film scenes, eliciting stronger emotional responses from audiences.

      Creating a realistic explosion scene requires using real materials, even if it's riskier and more expensive, to ensure authenticity and elicit a strong emotional response from the audience. The speaker also mentioned their unique bodily functions and shared a personal story about their different warning systems for needing to use the restroom. While discussing the explosion scene, they also mentioned wanting the actor to experience real fear and mentioned using gasoline and a cigar for the scene. However, they acknowledged that the actor may not be trained for such a stunt and suggested having a professional on set for safety. They also shared their love for rhubarb soda and tequila during a dinner scene and discussed their different "shitting systems," leading to a humorous and personal conversation. Overall, the conversation highlighted the importance of authenticity and realism in filmmaking, even if it comes with risks.

    • Sharing bodily functions and earning rewardsRecognition and rewards can motivate positive behaviors, like sharing accomplishments or maintaining good hygiene.

      People nowadays feel proud of their bodily functions and want to share them with others, just like sharing a fart in a car used to be a fun experience. However, the context has shifted, and now it's about acknowledgement and recognition, much like the new Quip smart electric toothbrush that rewards good oral habits. In the past, farting in a car was a private and spontaneous act, but now, people want to share their accomplishments and earn credits for it. The Quip toothbrush is an excellent example of how good habits can be rewarded, and it's a fun and engaging way to encourage better oral hygiene. Similarly, MANSCAPED offers precision tools to help people maintain their personal hygiene and feel confident in their bodies. The key takeaway is that acknowledgement and rewards can be powerful motivators for positive behaviors, whether it's farting in a car or brushing your teeth. So next time you feel the urge to share a bodily function or complete a good habit, remember that recognition and rewards can make the experience even more enjoyable.

    • Unexpected first impressionsMaintain a sense of humor and resilience during unexpected first impressions, as they can sometimes lead to unexpected connections and endearing moments.

      First impressions can be unexpected and even embarrassing. The speaker shared a story about meeting someone new while in a less than ideal situation. Despite the awkward encounter, the person they met responded positively and even found it amusing. The speaker also mentioned that if the person they met was a fan of their work, they might even find the story endearing. The conversation then shifted to the speaker's obsession with Ed Asner's voice and the explicit nature of their relationship banter. Overall, the story highlights the importance of maintaining a sense of humor and resilience in unexpected situations.

    • Listeners' Feedback and CriticismsListeners shared personal experiences, criticized content, and debated accuracy. The hosts acknowledged criticisms, emphasized representation, and stressed clear communication.

      The discussion revolved around various listener emails regarding the podcast's content. One email from Sarah shared her personal experience with meth production in the past, explaining the term "Hitler's meth" and the process of cutting it. Another email from Tristan expressed frustration with the frequent use of old men's moans in the podcast, suggesting it was inappropriate for some listeners. Glenn criticized the hosts for misquoting a clip from RPC, leading to a debate over the actual words spoken. Despite the criticisms, the hosts embraced the unique nature of their content and acknowledged the importance of representing marginalized groups, including older adults. The discussion also highlighted the importance of clear communication and accuracy in quoting sources.

    • Using the right words mattersUsing incorrect words can lead to misunderstandings and unintended meanings, emphasizing the importance of knowing the correct usage and meaning of words.

      Language usage and grammar are important, and saying "I feel badly" instead of "I feel bad" can lead to confusion. "Feel badly" is an adverbial phrase, but "feel bad" is the grammatically correct version when describing one's emotional or physical state. The misuse of words can create misunderstandings and may even unintentionally convey something satanic or offensive, as seen in the discussion about a controversial flag design. It's essential to use the correct words and understand their meanings to effectively communicate ideas and avoid potential misinterpretations. Additionally, it's important to be aware of regional accents and pronunciations that may differ from the standard usage.

    • Exploring the Depths of Symbolism: A Discussion on Perceived Satanic SymbolsA video about a man's belief in hidden Satanic symbols sparked a discussion about understanding diverse belief systems and the potential complexity of everyday life.

      The discussion revolved around the analysis of a video featuring an individual speaking out against perceived symbols of Satanism in public spaces, specifically an Obama flag. The speaker's intense conviction and use of symbolism sparked debates about understanding different belief systems and the potential presence of hidden meanings in everyday life. The conversation also touched upon the idea that sometimes the most seemingly ordinary or mundane situations can reveal deeper, more complex layers. The speaker's sincerity and passion for uncovering hidden symbols were evident, even if some found his perspective to be extreme. Additionally, the conversation included light-hearted moments, such as discussing the discomfort of wearing masks and sharing personal anecdotes. Overall, the conversation showcased the intrigue and fascination people have with deciphering hidden meanings and the importance of open-mindedness and respect for diverse beliefs.

    • A conversation about unique experiences and quirky encounters in Los AngelesDuring a conversation, individuals shared stories about buying houses, dealing with difficult people, and observing unusual behaviors. They also discussed the challenges of following pandemic rules and encountered an eccentric person at a house viewing, highlighting the diverse and unpredictable nature of Los Angeles.

      The conversation between two individuals revolved around their experiences with various situations, including buying a house, interacting with difficult people, and observing unusual behaviors. The speaker expressed her ability to intuitively sense fun situations based on labels and contexts. They also discussed the challenges of following certain rules during the pandemic, such as curbside pickups and mask mandates. The conversation took a humorous turn when they encountered an eccentric person at a house viewing, who displayed erratic and aggressive behavior. The speaker described this person as a "crazy beach dude," highlighting the unique character of Los Angeles residents. The conversation ended with a discussion about telemedicine and the convenience it offers for treating erectile dysfunction from home.

    • Online platforms offer convenient and affordable solutions for ED treatment and alcohol deliveryHIMSS provides various ED treatment options online, while DoorDash saves on alcohol delivery with discounts, enhancing the convenience and affordability of everyday needs.

      HIMSS offers convenient and affordable online ED treatment options, while DoorDash provides savings on alcohol delivery. For HIMSS, this includes various ED treatment options such as chewable compounds, brand name medications, and generic alternatives, all accessible through an easy-to-use online platform. DoorDash, on the other hand, offers a wide selection of alcoholic beverages that can be delivered to your door, providing up to 25% off on orders over $35 with the code "ymh24." Moreover, Kevin Nealon, the guest on the podcast, shared his experiences with the podcasting industry. He initially had reservations about doing a podcast but later came to appreciate its value and impact. The podcast has become a priority for him, even surpassing opportunities in television and film. So, whether it's addressing health concerns or enjoying a night in with savings on alcohol delivery, these platforms offer valuable and convenient solutions. And for those considering starting a podcast, Nealon's experience serves as a reminder that, with dedication and quality content, success can be achieved.

    • Comparing Heights and Body ImagesEmbrace your unique features and avoid comparing yourself to others, as everyone has their own insecurities and struggles with self-image.

      Height and body image are complex issues that can make people feel self-conscious, no matter their size or shape. The actress in the story shared her experience of feeling like a giant next to her shorter co-stars, while the speaker admitted to comparing himself to others and feeling inadequate at times. The conversation also touched on the role of fashion and appearance in shaping our perceptions of ourselves and others. Ultimately, the discussion underscored the importance of embracing our unique features and not comparing ourselves to others, as everyone has their own insecurities and struggles with self-image.

    • The Impact of Our Appearance and Language on Others' PerceptionsOur appearance and language choices can significantly influence how others perceive us and our abilities. Dressing appropriately and using clear, professional language can help build credibility and trust.

      The way we present ourselves can significantly impact how others perceive us and our abilities. From the discussion, it was shared that people's expectations are often influenced by what someone is wearing, especially in professional settings. For instance, a doctor in flip flops and jeans might not be taken seriously, while a pilot in regular clothes might raise concerns about qualifications. This concept was illustrated through various examples, including personal experiences with performers, doctors, and even a neighbor. The discussion also touched upon the idea that some people use language to soften the severity of situations, such as referring to surgery as a "procedure." Overall, the conversation emphasized the importance of considering how our appearance and language choices can shape others' perceptions.

    • Botched death mask incident highlights medical professionals' lengths in emergency situationsImportance of teamwork, value of skilled professionals, and potential risks in medical procedures

      Surgery, from a medical perspective, is a procedure involving an incision on the body. However, the story shared about Jeff Daniels' unfortunate experience with a botched death mask during Saturday Night Live highlights the extreme lengths medical professionals will go to in emergency situations. Despite the horrifying ordeal, Jeff Daniels' positive attitude and resilience are commendable. The incident underscores the importance of teamwork and the value of having skilled professionals readily available in times of crisis. Additionally, the story serves as a reminder of the potential risks and complications that come with medical procedures, even those seemingly routine or harmless.

    • Facing Fear in Healthcare: A Personal StoryFear and anxiety can impact healthcare experiences, but coping mechanisms like medication, noise-canceling headphones, and self-talk can help. Addressing and managing fear is crucial for positive healthcare encounters.

      Fear and anxiety can significantly impact our experiences, even in seemingly routine situations like getting an MRI. The speaker shares how her father's openness about his claustrophobia influenced her own fear and led her to ask for medication to help manage her anxiety during the procedure. However, she was denied and instead used noise-canceling headphones and self-talk to cope. The experience led to the discovery of a torn labrum in her shoulder, but the doctor reassured her that she didn't need surgery. The conversation also touched on the speaker's loose labia and her surprise at learning that her doctor had replaced a ball and socket in one of his patient's shoulders using custom-made templates. Overall, the discussion highlights the importance of addressing and managing fear and anxiety, as well as the unique experiences and challenges that healthcare encounters can present.

    • A look back at the speaker's grueling experience at SNLThe speaker admired Chris Rock's dedication and remembered the camaraderie despite the long hours and constant pressure to perform

      Working on Saturday Night Live (SNL) for nine years was a physically and mentally grueling experience for the speaker. He started as a feature player, which meant a guaranteed seven shows out of 22 and a writing credit in the first season. In the second season, he was offered the opportunity to become a regular cast member, but continued to write without getting full credit. The cast was a diverse group, with some members, like Chris Rock, known for their organization and focus, while others were more wild and uninhibited. The speaker admired Rock's dedication to his craft and remembered his office filled with Malcolm X posters and Martin Luther King books. However, the long hours, constant pressure to perform, and the stress of being part of an ensemble show eventually took a toll on the speaker, leading him to feel ready to move on after nine years. Despite the challenges, the speaker looked back on his time at SNL fondly, remembering the camaraderie and the unique experience of being part of such a legendary show.

    • Navigating the Intensity of Saturday Night LiveStarting a new job on a high-pressure project can be overwhelming, but resilience and adaptability are key to navigating the situation and eventually succeeding.

      Working on a high-pressure project, like Saturday Night Live, can be an overwhelming experience for newcomers. The speaker shared his personal experience of feeling anxious and nervous during his first week on the job, imagining that nobody was watching the show and that he could just pretend. He recalled his first sketch, where he was unsure if he wanted to proceed, and the producer's last-minute question that added to his anxiety. The speaker also mentioned the intensity of the pitch room, where everyone pitches their ideas, and the fear of bombing in front of the entire cast. However, he learned to pitch a phony idea every week to protect his real ideas until the table read. The speaker's experience highlights the importance of resilience and adaptability when starting a new and challenging job. Despite the anxiety and fear, he learned to navigate the situation and eventually succeeded.

    • Standing out in a writer's room for a Saturday Night Live-type showLearn the sensibilities of those in charge, find allies, add fresh jokes and ideas, and consider anonymous contributions to increase chances of success

      Pitching in a writer's room for a Saturday Night Live-type show is a lengthy and political process. With a large stack of scripts to get through, it's crucial to stand out. Including the host or even Lorne Michaels in your sketch can increase its chances of making it. However, the excitement around a new pitch can fade quickly, so it's essential to keep the momentum going by adding fresh jokes and ideas closer to the dress rehearsal. The writer's room experience is an art form that requires learning the sensibilities of those in charge and finding allies. Additionally, anonymously donating jokes or ideas can be an effective strategy to get noticed without seeking attention for oneself.

    • Appreciating the diversity of comedy stylesEmbrace various comedy styles, from social commentary to observational humor, as they all connect with audiences differently.

      Comedy, like movies, offers a variety of choices for a wide range of audiences. While some comedians may be known for their social commentary or edgy material, others may focus on light-hearted, observational humor. The success of a comedy special is not determined by the style, but rather the connection with the audience. The speaker acknowledges that there is room for all types of comedians in the industry, from small, intimate venues to large arenas. Additionally, the speaker shares their appreciation for comedians like Phyllis Diller and Don Rickles, who were successful despite not having a clear political or social stance. Ultimately, the speaker encourages embracing the diversity of comedy and the different ways it can resonate with people.

    • Exploring authentic connections with individuals on the autism spectrumUnderstanding and appreciating individual differences can lead to stronger relationships, as seen in the Netflix series 'Love on the Spectrum'.

      The Netflix series "Love on the Spectrum" showcases individuals on the autism spectrum with a unique and refreshing approach to dating and relationships. Unlike neurotypical individuals who may dance around the subject or be unsure of their intentions, those on the spectrum are direct and clear about their desires, leading to more authentic connections. Additionally, the show highlights the importance of understanding and appreciating individual differences, including unique likes and dislikes, which can strengthen relationships. The honesty and maturity displayed by the individuals on the show offer valuable lessons for all of us in navigating the complexities of love and human connection.

    • Respecting boundaries and appreciating humor in a long-term relationshipEffective communication, respect, and understanding are crucial in maintaining a long-term relationship. Navigate differences in habits and humor with care, and prioritize individual needs while strengthening the bond.

      Communication and understanding are key in a long-term relationship. The conversation reveals the importance of respecting each other's boundaries and appreciating each other's sense of humor. The couple, married for 15 years, shares a unique dynamic where they can use playful banter during moments of intimacy but must be mindful of their words after the moment has passed. They also have different habits, such as Tom's phone usage and Crystal's dislike of being the butt of a joke, which they have learned to navigate with care. The couple's relationship is built on a foundation of love, respect, and communication, allowing them to weather the ups and downs of life together. Additionally, they have learned to prioritize their individual needs and quirks while maintaining a strong bond.

    • Respecting boundaries in relationshipsUnderstanding and respecting each other's boundaries is crucial for a healthy relationship. Past experiences can shape perceptions, but not all jokes are appropriate and should be considered carefully.

      Communication and understanding are key in relationships. The speaker shared an experience where his wife did not appreciate his attempts to be involved during her labor, and he learned to respect her boundaries. He also mentioned how past experiences, such as meeting at a comedy club or a strip club, can shape the perception of others and even become inside jokes. However, it's important to remember that not all jokes are appropriate and should be considered in the context of the relationship and the individuals involved. The speaker also emphasized the importance of communication and understanding in navigating potential misunderstandings or conflicts.

    • Speakers' past struggles and shared love for carsDespite past financial struggles, speakers remained determined to pursue their passions. They both enjoyed cars and discussed their excitement for new models, including the McLaren 600LT Spider and Alfa Romeo's latest offerings.

      This conversation reveals the dynamic and multifaceted nature of the speakers' past experiences and current interests. At one point, they were both struggling to make ends meet, with her working as a logger for reality TV shows and him being a comic. Yet, they both had strong attitudes and were determined to pursue their passions. She had aspirations of working in features, while he enjoyed cars and high-speed driving. Their conversation also showcases their shared love for cars, with her expressing her enjoyment of a McLaren 600LT Spider and looking forward to trying out the new Roma. Additionally, they discussed the evolution of certain car brands, such as Alfa Romeo, and their excitement for the latest models. Overall, this conversation highlights the speakers' unique backgrounds and shared passions, demonstrating the richness and complexity of their individual experiences.

    • Speaker's Admiration for Tesla Roadster and Dream of Being a Stand-Up ComedianSpeaker expresses excitement for Tesla Roadster's record-breaking speed and shares aspirations of becoming a comedian who interacts with audiences through transport beams.

      The speaker expresses a strong admiration for the new Tesla Roadster and its impressive speed, going as fast as 0 to 60 in less than 2.3 seconds. He also shares his dream of becoming a stand-up comedian with the ability to interact with the audience through transport beams. The conversation then shifts to the speaker's past experiences in the adult film industry, where he discusses his confidence in his performance abilities despite initial skepticism from his colleagues. The speaker also shares anecdotes from his experiences filming sex scenes and working on movies like "World's Greatest Dad" and "Bucky Larson." Despite expressing some nervousness, the speaker ultimately expresses that he would prefer not to be the focus of attention in a pornographic setting and instead prefers to be the one who can't finish. The conversation also touches on the speaker's frequent use of masks due to his belief in their importance and his discomfort with confrontation.

    • Mask Mandates and Personal FreedomsMask disagreements can lead to confrontational encounters, with some viewing mask-wearing as a violation of personal freedoms, while others prioritize health guidelines. Communication should remain respectful to prevent escalation.

      The discussion revolves around the confrontational behavior between individuals over mask-wearing during a shopping trip. The conversation reveals how some people react strongly against wearing masks, viewing it as a violation of their personal freedoms. Others, who believe in following health guidelines, are met with hostility and provocation. The situation escalates, with both parties using derogatory language and threatening each other. The incident underscores the heightened emotions and tensions surrounding mask mandates and the importance of respectful communication during such encounters.

    • Assumptions can lead to misunderstandingsPeople and situations aren't always as they seem, seek understanding before jumping to conclusions, communication and empathy are key.

      Assumptions can lead to misunderstandings and misjudgments. A seemingly chaotic situation involving a man filming a woman in public turned out to be a simple medical exemption for his inability to wear a mask due to his false teeth. The man, who was previously known for his explicit videos, was revealed to be a stuttering doctor. This incident serves as a reminder that people and situations are not always as they appear and that it's important to seek understanding before jumping to conclusions. Additionally, the discussion highlights the importance of communication and the power of empathy in creating meaningful connections.

    • Thoughtful and caring approach to relationshipsThe speaker values respect and care for the other person and demonstrates a thoughtful and inclusive perspective in his musings about relationships, even in casual encounters.

      Despite the speaker's casual attitude towards sexual encounters, he values respect and care for the other person involved. This is evident when he expresses concern about whether the man he's interested in cares about women and whether he's watching Rachel Maddow, suggesting he's considerate and progressive. Additionally, the speaker's musings about racial harmony and acceptance show his thoughtful and inclusive perspective. The conversation also reveals his sense of humor, as shown in his joke about pornography and his reaction to the man's appearance. Overall, the speaker's words demonstrate a thoughtful and caring approach to relationships, even in casual encounters.

    • Appreciating the art of comedy delivery and discovering hidden gems on social mediaComics admired each other's unique styles and timing, shared unusual content finds on TikTok, and discussed personal quirks, highlighting the importance of finding humor in the unexpected.

      The discussion revolved around the appreciation for great delivery in comedy and the discovery of hidden, unusual content on social media platforms. The comics admired each other's unique styles and timing, with one comic specializing in finding and sharing "dark talks" on TikTok that deviate from the platform's curated content. Another comic shared an experience of discovering a 24-year-old McDonald's hamburger that had remarkably not decomposed, leading to a conversation about the strange and often disturbing aspects of everyday life. The comics also touched upon their personal quirks, such as thumb sucking and body odor, adding to the lighthearted and relatable nature of their conversation. Overall, the conversation showcased the comics' ability to find humor in the unexpected and appreciate the nuances of their craft.

    • Habits and FrustrationsThe speaker shares his struggles with quitting bad habits and the emotional turmoil they cause.

      The discussion revolves around the speaker's frustration with various habits and experiences, including nail biting, interrupting sleep with match striking, and making derogatory comments towards women. The speaker expresses a desire to quit these habits but finds himself drawn back to them. The conversation also touches on topics like protests, X Games, and a car accident. In the latter part of the discussion, the focus shifts to the speaker's upcoming comedy special and the preparations for it. Overall, the conversation is filled with raw emotions, humor, and occasional confusion.

    • Express yourself in intimate relationshipsBe open, engaged, and willing to give and receive fully in relationships for a strong and fulfilling connection.

      The emphasis on communication and desire in intimate relationships. Hen Dog encourages listeners to be open and expressive with their partners, using the metaphor of sexual intimacy to illustrate the importance of giving and receiving fully. The repeated phrase "Don't be stingy" highlights the idea that withholding oneself can hinder the experience for both parties. It's important to be present, engaged, and willing to give and receive in order to build a strong and fulfilling connection. Additionally, the conversation touches on the idea that first experiences may not be perfect, but the importance lies in the willingness to try and grow together. Overall, the message is to approach relationships with an open mind, a willing heart, and a desire to give and receive fully.

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    Raised by a MILF w/ Nick Thune | Your Mom's House Ep. 760
    SPONSORS: - Go to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool guy with a really cool chicken joke before get into some benefits of how bad Christina's memory is. Tom and Christina also talk about overhearing confrontations from much more volatile marriages and show some video clips of their cool bathroom. Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Nick Thune who is currently touring with fellow comedian Nate Bargatze and he's looking quite fashionable these days. Nick and the Main Mommies talk about pop music, bread, parenting, accents, sitcom acting, Apatow comedies, hot moms, and things kids do that are just super annoying! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 760 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Happy Birthday Tom Segura! | Your Mom's House Ep. 759

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    SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). https://Gametime.co - Head to https://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. What’s up, chomos?! We open the show with a real banger of a track and because Tommy Bunz celebrated a birthday a little while ago, this week we’re going to get around and celebrate it! The YMH producers gathered a team of special well wishers and put together a birthday shoutout for Tom to watch including the likes of RPC, The King, Gene & Nick Simmons, and even Ernie Hudson just to name a few. Other fun stuff covered in this episode include, choosing a life partner, women’s prisons, #FartWalk, swearing in other languages, and we also found a dating site for Disney adults! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 759 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    SPONSORS: - Download DoorDash and get 25% off your next alcohol order of $35 or more, up to $15 off max value. For eligible users only. Terms apply. For eligible users only. Terms apply. Must be 21+ to order alcohol. Drink responsibly. Delivery and promotions available only in select markets. - Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse Put down Grandpa's cough medicine, it's a new episode of Your Mom's House with Tim and Kirsten! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P open the show by being serenaded by Gary Busey. They go off on some gross food video clips, before following up on an underdog story that happened because of some knucklehead soccer players in Thailand. They also do some accent work and look up the meanings behind some English words with French origins. Comedian and podcaster Harland Williams joins the Main Mommies and his hair is looking great! He's got a new movie coming out and he shares some fun stories from his very first movie role in "Dumb and Dumber". They also talk about the new plus size section at Target, "Terminator 2", aging, Naked Martin, and some natural health benefits from the Double Soul Shaman. And just to butter him up, Harland also reacts to some classic Horrible or Hilarious clips! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 758 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    SPONSORS: - Get up to 60% off your subscription at https://Babbel.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Hi Mommies! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P have some new music tastes to talk about before opening the show with a guy who has a size question for all the ladies out there. They then show a video clip of their fully customized bathroom. This is the kinda guy ya gettin. Tom also plays a snippet from an old YMH episode where he predicts how his nose would turn out as an older man and then plays a clip of an old man senator having fun with some old timey words. Comedian and podcaster Ian Fidance joins the Main Mommies and he recently dropped a new comedy special "Wild, Happy & Free" which led to him filling out his childhood fantasy of being a ghostbuster and filming at the firehouse from the movie. Ian debates Tim and Kristin about his bisexuality, specifically the male kind, and determine if it's cap. They check-in with the Double Soul Shaman, check out Christina's new footwear choices, and play a quick would you rather, before getting into some of Christina's infamous TikTok curations. Are bi dudes cap? Chime in below! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 757 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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