6. Red Cowboy Boots, fresh and sexy, dependent on context

PERSONALSPACE: Female podcasters - where you at!? JIZZWISDOM: NBC's Community of grumpy old men GENDERBENT: Men crying, how do women feel about it? WORLDATLARGE: n/a

PERSONAL SPACE: Chameleon effect; what is the statute of limitation on personality change? JIZZ WISDOM: Wes Anderson, Tom Ford and the benefits of perfectionism. GENDER BENT: Adventure Time is the most progressive children's/ adult's show out there, hands down, SHMOW ZOW! WORLD AT LARGE: The U.S. comes in at #22 of the 135 countries surveyed for the World Economic Forum’s Global Gender Gap Report. Hillary 2016?

PERSONAL SPACE: Amy rejects the notion that one’s 30s are the “awkward adolescence of adulthood,” while Shezza suffers a miniature existential crisis over turning 31. JIZZ WISDOM: Two 19-year-old black men marry in DC, and the Internet loses its s$&t. GENDER BENT: Meet the bromo: he’s gay. And a bro. WORLD AT LARGE: In an effort to destroy gender stereotypes, the EU attempts to ban pornography across the board. Y’all be trippin’.

PERSONAL SPACE: “he’s just not that into you if he’s not asking you out” JIZZ WISDOM: JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY’s quiet/thoughtful op-ed about Irish culture and his father (March 9, 2013) http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/09/opinion/the-darkness-of-an-irish-morning.html?hp&_r=0 GENDER BENT: The man with the MICROPENIS WORLD AT LARGE: Internet/proxy marriages in immigrant communities

PERSONAL SPACE: Find the fitness that fits you. JIZZ WISDOM: Oscar Wilde’s truth bomb about the rewards of indecision. GENDER BENT: Reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act and the difficult line between public and private. THE WORLD AT LARGE: Oh, Seth Macfarlane, you racist, misogynist puppet.

PERSONAL SPACE: Do you have a Type A personality or are you laidback? JIZZ WISDOM: Milan Kundera, “She said he’d made love to her like an intellectual.” GENDER BENT: Buzzfeed’s pictorial “Anti-masturbation devices for men” WORLD AT LARGE: Japan’s idol warship AKB48; pop-singer punished for mild romantic behavior.

I. Shezza’ Personal Space realizes dating’s no big deal... when you’re not really into him and he’s flaking out anyway. Can I get a witness? II. Please don’t ever ask Amy to or try to lure her in with the request, “Show me yo booty hole.” Hetero men, get it together... while we pick apart the Jizz Wisdom (or complete lack thereof) in ultra-obscene lyrics. III. We’re Gender Bent on Boston Marriages a.k.a Shezza’s subtle serial-monogomy. IV. The World at Large ponders a recent University of Montreal study finding out gay/ bi people to be happier and less stressed than their hetero counterparts. We be straight trippin. LISTEN through to the end for a TASTY treat.

Do cowboy boots make the man? Shezza and Amy discuss gender and disposition as dictated through wardrobe choices. Canaan contributes some dubious Jizz Wisdom about submitting to a lovers’ master plan. Don’t try to change a man, even if that’s what he says he wants. The vags-in-charge vouch for self-realization. Playtex debuts “Fresh and Sexy Wipes” and our heads explode. Let’s just say the world at large is not as Font-astic as Shezza would hope. Needs moar Courier, ban Comic Sans.

Does your Personal Space involve a sexual fantasy sans other people? Shezza bathes in the concept while Amy thinks it’s a little abstract. Shezza reads Jizz Wisdom from Jason Haggstrom regarding the movie Alien and the overwhelming idea that plagues men everywhere - Vagina Dentata. It’s a meaty discourse. Gross. Real dolls get Gender Bent, do you own anything so elaborate? We’d love to know... well, Shezza would. Lastly, it’s bad enough that there’s a ‘women’s lifestyle’ site called ‘the Frisky’ but the fact that they’re insulting us with their relationship advice? Please. We got into it anyway. Hear our analysis of their article “9 Reasons You Suck at Relationships and How to Get Better.” Then take a warm bath. With candles. And a dental dam.

Personal Space. Boobs. More accurately, Shezza’s disinterest in them, image cohesion and their comparison to ‘buttocks’. Amy’s lil bro and the 16-22yo male demo has inspired the Jizz Wisdom this week with the ‘popular phrase’ “Fuck bitches, get money” (almost 30yo Amy mistakenly rants on ‘Fuck bitches, get paid’) a.k.a “Disregard females, acquire currency”. Is this an indication of fallout from feminism? As a note, we don’t condone this phrase. Moon face Gender Bent explores the new definition of attractiveness, women with round, flat, pale faces. Backlash to guido orange or evolution in our beauty ideals? Lastly we touch on the World at Large topic of Internet-related mental illness, specifically influenced by The Stranger’s fall 2012 article on Munchausen by Internet. Before you head of to World of Warcraft rehab let us know what you think. We Need Feedback. And as always, thanks for listening, we love you.