9/26/18- "Weston McKennie's not that hurt. Y'all are acting up"

The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Barca appointed Xavi as new manager on a two year contract. Antonio Conte named new Spurs managers. Newcastle hires Eddie Howe. This manager job is a revolving door business innit. Ole is next.

Not Cool Moment of the Week: A fan shouted homophobic abuse and made obscene gestures at Manchester United match was fined. Witnesses told a court he shouted homophobic abuse at the match referee, before making gestures obviously “mimicking disability”

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard: MLS PLAYOFFS. Also a major goof by one referee.

Female Intended Play: NWSL PLAYOFFS. The legend Carli Lloyed played her last match on Sunday. Gotham FC were eliminated from the playoffs after a 1-0 loss to Chicago Red Stars. San Diego’s new NWSL team

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

 The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: New developments in the Mauro Icardo soap opera. Ole Gunner on the chopping block. Who will succeed him?? Crystal Palace's Tifo game is strong! Joshua Kimmich isn't vaccinated as it turns out. wtf. And FIFA are touring North America for host cities in 2026 World Cup. We wonder where the final will be held.

Not Cool Moment of the Week: Paul Scholes has been teased on social media after his daughter posted a video of him appearing to chew her toenails. The caption read “true love".

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard: Sporting KC's Goalkeeper lays a ROCK BOTTOM on Cristian Roldan. New England Revolution won the Supporters Shield

Female Intended Play: Angel City FC announce revenue-sharing plan with their players; England and Northern Ireland players in harassment solidarity gesture at Wembley; NWSL Playoff push.

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

Coming at you with the late Tuesday drop! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: We dive right into this Mauro Icardi scandal. Wanda Nara asks Icardi for a divorce... and he responds by threatening to leave PSG.  The saga started on Saturday when Wanda Nara deleted all traces of Icardi from her Instagram and accused him of infidelity, having supposed been involved with actress China Suarez shared photos of himself and his wife on Sunday and wished her a happy mother's day, which was being celebrated in Argentina, but this doesn't appear to have worked. There could be more developments in the Wanda Nara soap opera ( we sure hope so).

Not Cool Moment of the Week: Newcastle United fan who suffered cardiac arrest recovering and responsive

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard: MLS Eastern Conference playoff race is turning into a tight one.

Female Intended Play: Just like the MLS Eastern Conference, NWSL is super tight. Except for Orlando Pride. They're out lol

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

🎼 IT'S INTERNATIONAL LOVE! 🎼 We're here with a recap on this International break. Mbappe was offside. The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: We spent a chunk of our time here discussing the Newcastle takeover. We have some takes. Some good, some bad. / Gini Wijnaldum is straight up not having a good time at PSG / Benjamin Mendy refused bail for third time ahead of rape trial / 

Not Cool Moment of the Week: Court says Ronaldo rape lawsuit in Vegas should be dismissed

International Break:  Nations League -- who else thinks playing a 3rd place match is dumb af? / Germany is first nation to qualify for the World Cup at the expense of North Macedonia / CONMEBOL qualifiers have been a series a draws. Almost certain Brazil and Argentina are through. / USA drop points in Panama. Berhalter put out a real sus lineup. Next match is against Costa Rica 😬 

Female Intended Play:  NWSL play resumes / Tobin Heath debuts for Arsenal / UWCL game week 2 later this week.

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

WE'RE BACK after our 2 week hiatus! Pro Tip: 2-3 nights in Las Vegas is more than enough.  The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: "Ted Lasso" and the EPL reach a licensing deal. It's a little late but welcomed of course. Neymar went viral poking fun at the mass social media outage of 2021. Liverpool fans and Manchester United fans got some reprioritizing to do.  UEFA and women’s leagues across Europe have joined forces to criticise FIFA’s proposal to hold men’s and women’s World Cups every two years.

Not Cool Moment of the Week:  Absolutely bombshell revelations that longtime NWSL coach Paul Riley plied multiple players on his teams with alcohol and engaged in sexual coercion and harassment, in addition to more harassment concerning players’ weight and sexuality.

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard:  USMNT Qualifiers: Who made the cut and who didn't. Carlos Bocanegra inducted into Hall of Fame. NE Revolution clinch MLS Eastern Conference

Female Intended Play:  See "Not Cool Moment of the week". Only made sense to primarily focus the NWSL this week. We stand in solidarity with the players of the league. 

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wassup with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo started and scored. Whoda thought? Literally everyone. Geordies had a special song for the lad, and there was a banner flown over the stadium calling him out. More men called out on their bullshit: Mendy trial date set; Jerome Boateng found guilty on domestic violence; Chelsea fan under investigation for sectarian abuse

Not Cool Moment of the Week:  18 year old Harvey Elliott was hurt during Liverpool’s 3-0 win against Leeds United on Sunday, with the club confirming he will have to undergo surgery. The game was halted shortly before the hour when Elliott, who has become a member of Liverpool's first-team this season, was hurt in a challenge by Leeds player Pascal Struijk. Jurgen Klopp said after the game that he had been told Elliott's ankle had been dislocated.

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard:  Ricardo Pepi is on Serie A clubs' radar? We go over USMNT's recent run of form in qualifiers. What do we need to improve? Plus, all that drama surrounding Mckennie...

Female Intended Play:  NWSL declared Sunday's match between the Washington Spirit and the OL Reign a forfeit "due to breaches of the league's medical protocols by the Spirit."; Players have criticised the decision to hold their Championship match on an artificial turf pitch at 9am. NWSL announced Providence Park in Portland would host the fixture on November 20th, with a kick-off time of 9am. The news sparked anger among NWSL players and beyond; UEFA Women's Champions League group stage draw made.

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

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WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Ronaldo back to Man U. Wow, I didn't see that one coming. Can  deadline day  top that?! Doesn't look like like. Some big links finally confirmed nonetheless. 

Not Cool Moment of the Week:  Manchester City defender Benjamin Mendy has been remanded in custody after appearing in court on Friday, charged with four counts of rape and one count of sexual assault. Mendy will remain in custody until the next trial date on September 10. Manchester City said the club had suspended the player pending an investigation.

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard:  Christian Pulisic cleared coronavirus protocol and participated in national team workouts Monday, three days before the Americans’ World Cup qualifying opener in El Salvador. Forward Tim Weah is hurt and will miss the United States’ opening three World Cup qualifiers.

Female Intended Play:  OL Reign set new NWSL attendance record. Co-owners of NWSL’s Spirit fight for control after abuse allegations against coach. Fans are protesting current Washington Spirit co-owner Steve Baldwin, who hired former head coach Richie Burke

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

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WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Lionel Messi is barely in the door at Paris-Saint Germain but he has already held talks with Inter Miami; Harry Kane back on Spurs team sheet. We're over this tbh; Mikel Arteta has 5 games to get it together or else lol.

Former President of the El Salvadorean Soccer Federation admits that he agreed to receive Over $350,000 in bribes.

Not Cool Moment of the Week: Nice, Marseille Game Abandoned After Bottles Thrown And "Players Attacked"

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard: MLS All-Star game versus Liga MX All-Stars is this Wednesday

Female Intended Play: USWNT star Christen Press, coach Freya Coombe join NWSL expansion club Angel City FC; Racing Louisville defeats FC Bayern Munich in The Women's Cup.

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

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WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Unless you've living off the grid or are Andrea's dad, Messi made all the headlines with his transfer to PSG. But that's old news now. We are now learning about Barca's "worrying" finances. Veteran players of the club are taking pay cuts!

UEFA may have a solution in mind to over-inflation: a salary cap with a "luxury tax". A little too late if you ask us.

Super League is evidently still a thing for 3 of the 12 founding clubs. Let it go bro.

Not Cool Moment of the Week: Footballer accused of sexual assault after stars 'invited seven women to stadium orgy'

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard: Seattle thrashing Portland in an unforgettable Cascadia derby

Female Intended Play: Carli Lloyd retiring after decorated soccer career

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

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The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode!

🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!

Hot soccer goss: What the hell is Europa Conference League? Doubts in England Euro squad? Never mind that, what about the Spain squad?! What a tumultuous end to the season it's been!

Not Cool Moment of the Week: The Flamengo Regatta Club brings politics onto the pitch by signing up President Jair Bolsonaro’s darling retail brand as a sponsor.

Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard: MLS roundup!: Young USMNT CONCACAF Nations League squad; Two MLS Clubs looking to hijack Sergio Aguero from Barça? I know we're all looking forward to Clint Dempsey being a studio analyst

Female Intended Play: NWSL weekly roundup; cute moment of the week from Alex Morgan.

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine! Let us know if you got J&J, AstraZeneca or some off-brand one. FC Moderna and Pfizer FC want you! ☝️