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In a special solo edition, Joey dons his Professor cap and gives his highly credentialed and meticulously researched assessment of how our Bravo shows are currently faring. 

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Original music by Fred Nicolaus. Artwork by Jason Hart. Produced and edited by Joey Vallese.

The Vanderpump Rules premiere is finally here! Joey and Lauren go, er, deep on the hilarious text heard round the world in an otherwise so-so episode (womp womp). Over in Beverly Hills, the Cousins also dissect the many miles of grace Garcelle has given Dorit over the years, Erika's intoxicated tour-de-force, and our patron saint of technicolored chaos: Real Housewives of Miami. 

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Original music by Fred Nicolaus. Artwork by Jason Hart. Produced and edited by Joey Vallese.

The moment you've all been waiting for: Joey and Lauren finally give their two cents about the ruuuuuuumuuuhhhs and the nastiness of that Salt Lake City finale and reunion. They also do a whirlwind deep dive on Beverly Hills, Miami, RHONY Legacy Ultimate Girls Trip, whilst mostly ignoring the travesty that is this current season of Potomac. 

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Buy Joey's book, LA Times Bestseller IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET: QUEER REFLECTIONS ON HORROR (https://www.feministpress.org/books-a-m/it-came-from-the-closet) and follow on Insta (@it_came_from_the_closet) and Twitter (@homohorror)!

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Original music by Fred Nicolaus. Artwork by Jason Hart. Produced and edited by Joey Vallese.

Risottos, it's been a minute! Joey and Lauren have a much-needed catch-up sesh that runs the gamut from Dorit and PK's obvious Xmas-gifts-grifts, to Angie K's AI-generated face, to Adriana's white-flag fail. 

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The Cousins are back for Season 2, Risottos!

Join them for a totally normal conversation that will PARALYZE you.

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Episode 14:  Join Joey for a solo jaunt breaking down the latest Housewives headlines (Nene willing to return to Atlanta "for the fans"? Kim and Kroy calling off their divorce? Kyle and Mauricio splitting because Kyle is in a relationship with a female country singer with neck tatts?!) and singing the praises of the delightfully vapid new season of #RHOC (IMDb shade and dick pics, oh my!).

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Buy Joey's book, LA Times Bestseller IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET: QUEER REFLECTIONS ON HORROR (https://www.feministpress.org/books-a-m/it-came-from-the-closet) and follow on Insta (@it_came_from_the_closet) and Twitter (@homohorror)! 

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Original music by Fred Nicolaus. Artwork by Jason Hart. Produced and edited by Joey Vallese. 

Episode 13:  Joey and Lauren discuss the return of the OG MVP of the OC Tamra Judge, the many slow-moving crashes that make up this season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the shared hallucination known as #AndJustLikeThat. 

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Buy Joey's book, LA Times Bestseller IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET: QUEER REFLECTIONS ON HORROR (https://www.feministpress.org/books-a-m/it-came-from-the-closet) and follow on Insta (@it_came_from_the_closet) and Twitter (@homohorror)! 

If you're in the UK: https://saraband.net/sb-title/it-came-from-the-closet/ 

Original music by Fred Nicolaus. Artwork by Jason Hart. Produced and edited by Joey Vallese. 

Episode 12:  We're back, risottos, with a very deep (but occasionally shallow) dive of both the #VanderpumpRules and #RHONJ reunions. Spoiler alert: we're friggin' exhausted. 

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Buy Joey's book, LA Times Bestseller IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET: QUEER REFLECTIONS ON HORROR (https://www.feministpress.org/books-a-m/it-came-from-the-closet) and follow on Insta (@it_came_from_the_closet) and Twitter (@homohorror)! 

If you're in the UK: https://saraband.net/sb-title/it-came-from-the-closet/ 

Original music by Fred Nicolaus. Artwork by Jason Hart. Produced and edited by Joey Vallese 

Much like the "principals" of the #Scandoval, namely Raquel/Rachel and Tom the Scab #Scandoval, Joey and Lauren were positively delusional to think they'd be able to fit in a new episode before Joey flees the country for the UK release of It Came from the Closet: Queer Reflections On Horror (see link below to buy a copy! Happy Pride!). So while they try to get their stories straight and have their timelines match up, please enjoy a few minutes of Joey rambling about a recent top tier Housewife spotting as well his musings on how the new #RHONY could actually be pretty great (?).

See you in 2-ish weeks for a recap of the full #VPR and #RHONJ reunions! Love you, risottos! 

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Buy Joey's book, LA Times Bestseller IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET: QUEER REFLECTIONS ON HORROR (https://www.feministpress.org/books-a-m/it-came-from-the-closet) and follow on Insta (@it_came_from_the_closet) and Twitter (@homohorror)! 

If you're in the UK: https://saraband.net/sb-title/it-came-from-the-closet/ 

Original music by Fred Nicolaus

Artwork by Jason Hart

Produced and edited by Joey Vallese 

Episode 11: The Vanderpump Rules season finale is finally here. And we're SHOOK.

We also talk the explosive, but often unintelligible, season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey (beginning at 1:05).

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Follow us on Instagram @cousinsbybravo

Buy Joey's book, LA Times Bestseller IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET: QUEER REFLECTIONS ON HORROR (https://www.feministpress.org/books-a-m/it-came-from-the-closet) and follow on Insta (@it_came_from_the_closet) and Twitter (@homohorror)!

Original music by Fred Nicolaus

Artwork by Jason Hart

Produced and edited by Joey Vallese