A Very Merry CosmoBros | Part II 🎅

A happy valentines' s from us to you! In this episode we explore the fun filled world of women from an actual woman's perspective! FINALLY Ryan can throw away that real girl doll he got from amazon! Hope he can return it! Learn what to do and what not to do on the first date, how to treat you SO on V-Day, and also that Tempura is not an adequate lubricant! 

It’s not even 20 minutes into the Call Your Mom Choose Your Own Adventure and Cosmo author Sarah Weldon has already created BRAND NEW REALITIES. Watch as the CosmoBros reach the chilling conclusion that the only way to prevent the collapse of the space-time continuum is to set their phone on fire and move to Mexico with their Moms.

You didn’t ask to be born, so use your Mom as your personal assistant! Do you need emotional support during your morning commute? Did you forget to schedule a dentist appointment for your sixth year running? Do you need someone to straight up just do your job for you? In this twisted game of life, Cosmo author Sarah Weldon knows there’s only one thing you can do. CALL YOUR MOM!

Are you crushing hard on your most recent swipe-right? Do you want to know more than their three stock questions provide? Then look no further than today’s episode on CYBER STALKING THEM AND THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY. The CosmoBros look on in horror as megalomaniacal private detective and Cosmo author Carina Hsieh weaves a terrifying web of digital deceit: discovering everything from your crush’s favorite color, to her JOB, SALARY, HOMETOWN, AUNT’S ADDRESS, and BLOOD TYPE... And four of those ARE NOT A JOKE.

The future of cheating is here. We’ve got science! We’ve got statistics! We’ve got VR porn that’ll leave you sexually and emotionally exhausted! Stalwart microcheating expert and super-sly Cosmo author Julia Pugachevsky is about to rock your world with some of the hottest trends in digital adultery. Leave a sexy Snapchat story for the CosmoBros and wait for a response as we try to figure out the answer to the age old question... Is masturbation cheating?

This Christmas/Hanukkah/Holiday season, the CosmoBros are BRINGING THE GIFTS with a 5-dupple article special! Laugh as the Bros paint their nails with the blood of the non-believers, and cry when you realize they only covered 4 articles instead of 5. It’s The CosmoBros. It’s Christmas. LET’S GET MERRY WITH IT! 💅🍺😍🤮😉

‘Tis the season to be FABULOUS! So dust off your old-timey Christmas albums and gift Lizzo a jewel-encrusted flute case. It's part two of the CosmoBros Christmas round-up and we’re already drunk on that special eggnog your aunt makes. Get passive aggressive and learn to use ACTUAL magic in this very merry episode of… THE COSMOBROS! 🎄🤶🎁💎😬

It’s 2020, so who even CARES about the last decade? The CosmoBros do — and so does preeminent historian and sex-smart Cosmo author, Taylor Andrews. In 2019 we heard you loud and clear when you said: “WE WANT MORE QUESTIONABLY FACTUAL STATISTICS ABOUT SEX AND DATING!!!” So in this super schmexy 2019 round up, we’ve got you covered. Hold onto your butts and take a taste of those truck nuts. This is gonna be a wild one.

It’s time. Time to REVOLUTIONIZE the DULL, BORING, MILKTOAST 69. With the help of Cosmo author and ass-to-ass expert, Taylor Andrews, the Bros tackle their toughest task yet. Making the 69 sexy. Get ready to fuck in a field, triple-dip-it-and-quit-it, and lunge to work with a kagel weight in your ass in this unbearably arousing episode of… THE COSMO BROS! 6️⃣9️⃣😴🍑😍

Do you have 168 steps in your skincare routine? No? Then godlike starchild and all-knowing Cosmo author Sarah Jasmine Montgomery is about to STRIKE YOU DOWN with the power of ASTROLOGY. Get that in-vogue ‘glistening’ look with Mike, Ryan and Dan as the Bros take you on a guided tour through the solar system. Destination: Flawlessness. 😊✨💄💋🤡