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    About this Episode

    Georgie Carroll and RN Betty Baily banter about 46 years on the job no sign of quitting, tragic motorbike crashes, and how to let your boss know when you are too stoned to work.

    Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027/

    To find out more about Georgie, her live dates or to buy her book "Off The Charts", check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com

    "The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more.

    If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au

    If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Recent Episodes from The Swab with Georgie Carroll

    The Two Humerus Nurses - Double the fun!

    The Two Humerus Nurses - Double the fun!

    In this final episode of Season 3, Georgie is joined by the Two Humerus Nurses Alisha and Kelly who do live up to their name and bring some laughs!

    If you want to check out their podcast, you can do it here: https://twohumerusnurses.podbean.com

    And find them on insta, ya can't miss 'em.

    Hope you have enjoyed Season 3 and we will see you next time!

    If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links:

    Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

    For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

    The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing.

    With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you!

    ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery.

    Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

    If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits!

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

    Producer - Stuart Buckland and Sez O'Neil

    Development Producer - Brittany Frappell.


    The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll
    en-AUDecember 07, 2022

    Christian Dingo - Male Midwife Extraordinaire!

    Christian Dingo - Male Midwife Extraordinaire!

    Christian has some great stories from his life as a male midwife in the wild north of Australia! If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links:

    Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

    For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

    The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing.

    With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you!

    ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery.

    Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

    Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

    If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things, join the FB group and let us know in there, it might feature in the show!

    Producer - Stuart Buckland and Sez O'Neil

    Development Producer - Brittany Frappell.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. Interested in sponsoring "The Swab"? Reach out to hearhere@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll
    en-AUNovember 30, 2022

    Nurse Julie - She's Felt the Light!

    Nurse Julie - She's Felt the Light!

    Generally speaking, as a nurse, if all your patients die, you are doing it wrong. Hospice Nurse Julie, however, is doing her own thing. In this hilarious episode of The Swab, Nurse Georgie Carroll does not listen, because she still doesn’t plan on dying, ever. 

    Follow Hospice Nurse Julie for some funny and helpful nursing content: Hospice Nurse Julie Tiktok Hospice Nurse Julie Instagram

    If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits! https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

    If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links:Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

    For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

    The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. 

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", email hearhere@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

    Producer - Stuart Buckland and Sez O'Neil Development Producer - Brittany Frappell

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll
    en-AUNovember 23, 2022

    Rachel Steadman - Steady Hand in the ED!

    Rachel Steadman - Steady Hand in the ED!

    Join The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

    Rachel Steadman has a spent a decade on the ED and is still in the waiting room awaiting treatment. Only kidding! She works there. Who doesn’t love a natter with an Emergency Nurse? Georgie does for sure, come eavesdrop. If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube  For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

    The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. 

    If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things, join the FB group and let us know in there, it might feature in the show! The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. Interested in sponsoring The Swab with Georgie Carroll? Email hearhere@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll
    en-AUNovember 16, 2022

    Lucy Osborn - Osborn to nurse kids!

    Lucy Osborn - Osborn to nurse kids!

    Lucy Osborn nurse kids, bleugh! Someone has to, because children are disease riddled and cloddish. More parents than children were harmed in the making of this episode. Georgie discovers that children say the darndest things, but you have to sedate them to get the really good stuff. Follow Lucy Osborn for funny nursing videos and content on Instagram Lucy Osborn Instagram

    Have you joined The Swab Facebook group?  https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

    Follow Nurse Georgie Carroll on social media: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

    This podcast is brought to you by eNurse. eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds! As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear. AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15. Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au and the eNurse blog https://www.enurse.com.au/blog

    The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

    If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things, join the FB group and let us know in there, it might feature in the show! The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. Interested in sponsoring The Swab? email  hearhere@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rating and review on your podcast app.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll
    en-AUNovember 09, 2022

    Hospice Nurse Penny - Penny for her Thoughts!

    Hospice Nurse Penny - Penny for her Thoughts!

    Georgie believes Tik Tok is no place for death rattle, it might start a craze then all the kids will be doing it. Penny on the other hand bloody loves it, what is wrong with hospice nurses and why will they not shut up about dying. 

    If you want to to follow Penny for some funny and helpful nursing content, here are her socials:

    Hospice Nurse Penny Tiktok Hospice Nurse Penny Instagram Hospice Nurse Penny Facebook If you’re not already following Georgie on her social media, here are her links:

    Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

    For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

    This podcast is brought to you by eNurse. eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need. With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds! As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear.  AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15. Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au Also, have a look at the eNurse blog page. Some great thinking on there! : https://www.enurse.com.au/blog

    The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing. With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you! ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery. Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December. If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits!

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", email hearhere@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll
    en-AUNovember 02, 2022

    Nurse Molly Phoebe - She's at the beginning

    Nurse Molly Phoebe - She's at the beginning

    Georgie welcomes back her pet dolphin @nursemollyphoebe. She wraps herself in PPE and saves the plague riddles, she influences, and she says no to shifts she doesn't feel like are in her best interests! These COVID babies are built differently. You might remember Molly from The Swab live Podcast show, link here to watch: click here

    If you want to to follow Molly for some funny and helpful nursing content here are her socials:

    Instagram for Nurse Molly

    Tiktok for Nurse Molly 

    If you’re not already following Georgie on here social media here are her links:

    Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

    For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

    This podcast is brought to you by eNurse.

    eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

    With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds!

    As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear. 

    AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15.

    Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au

    Also, have a look at the eNurse blog page. Some great thinking on there! : https://www.enurse.com.au/blog

     

    The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing.

    With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you!

    ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery.

    Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

     

    If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits!

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

     

    Producer - Sez O'Neil

    Development Producer - Brittany Frappell.


    The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

     

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll
    en-AUOctober 26, 2022

    The Barefoot Nurse... keeps the rest of his clothes on!

    The Barefoot Nurse... keeps the rest of his clothes on!

    Welcome to a shiny new season of The Swab!

    Orca Matt Tyson AKA the Barefoot Nurse is a nomad, beach bum and a ‘try hard’’. From the army into nursing life, he loves life-long learning. Listen to the pod and then chase him down to steal some of his CPD hours - he has enough for all of us.

    If you want to to follow The Barefoot Nurse for some funny and helpful nursing content here are her socials:  The Barefoot Nurse Facebook The Barefoot Nurse Instagram.

    And if you’re not already following Georgie on here social media here are her links: Georgie Carroll Facebook Georgie Carroll Instagram Georgie Carroll Youtube

    If you're a nurse and want to share a funny nursing story - or if you know a legendary nurse who does amazing nursing things - join our FB page and let us know your story. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits!

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

    For more on Georgie Carroll and her comedy gigs - check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com/. 

    If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred podcast app.

    This podcast is brought to you by eNurse.

    eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets, to handheld study guides and nursing equipment. We are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

    With Chrissy coming up, check out the beautiful Xmas scrubs that will definitely bring a bit of festive cheer to your rounds!

    As they say at Enurse - “we love our nurses and want them to love us back!” It will be hard for you not to with this quality gear. 

    AND OF COURSE - we have a little deal for you. When you go to the website and make your choices, use the code Georgie10 to get 10% off your purchase! Valid until November 15.

    Super comfy scrubs, huge range of accessories, equipment, footwear and educational products. Check out their website here: https://www.enurse.com.au

    Also, have a look at the eNurse blog page. Some great thinking on there!  https://www.enurse.com.au/blog

    The Swab is proudly sponsored by the Australian College of Nursing.

    With graduate certificates across more than 20 nursing specialities, ACN's diverse range of graduate courses are available to help up-skill, upgrade and uplift you!

    ACN is on a mission to ensure nurses are equipped for the challenges and expectations they face on the job, with access to educational, research, advocacy and leadership opportunities that will keep them highly skilled and at the cutting edge of health care delivery.

    Start now and study online today! Visit www.acn.edu.au/studynow and use the code SWAB for a discount on your next course when you sign up before 20th December.

    Producer - Sez O'Neil

    Development Producer - Brittany Frappell.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more. If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au. 

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll
    en-AUOctober 19, 2022

    The Swab - Season 3

    The Swab - Season 3

    LAUNCHING THIS THURSDAY!

    A brand spanking new season of The Swab with Georgie Carroll is here! New nurses, new stories, not to mention NEW SEGMENTS like a quiz section! Don't tell me that isn't intriguing... Grab your nurse mate, follow 'The Swab" on your pod player and enjoy!

    Come and check out The Swab Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

    To find out more about Georgie, her live dates or to buy her book "Off The Charts", check out https://www.georgiecarroll.com

    "The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more.

    If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au

    If you enjoyed this episode, please leave the show a rate and review on your preferred pod app.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Swab with Georgie Carroll
    en-AUOctober 17, 2022

    Best Bits of Season 2

    Best Bits of Season 2

    Season 2 has wrapped and we loved bringing you the eight great nurses featured! Please enjoy this selection of our fave clips!

     

    CLIP 1 - Kelly Giddings: One Shot Wonder 

    New Nurse Kelly Giddings tells Georgie the story of visiting her soon to be high-school and getting a javelin thrown into her eye for the trouble! 

    Kelly has an amazing attitude to this life-changing accident, and has never let having one eye get in her way!

     

    CLIP 2 - The Swab Inaugural Live Podcast! (published 11/5/22)

    During her run of sold-out shows at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, Georgie hosted the first ever live ‘The Swab’ recording. In front of a laugh-seeking crowd of nurses (and even some non-nurses) Georgie helmed a quiz show to see which generation of nurses (Dolphins, Penguins or Orcas) will rule the break room and have first pick of the bickies. 

    A fantastic night was had by all as the Penguins came away victorious! In this clip, a listener wrote a letter asking for advice and whichever of the contestants came up with the best advice won the round! Needless to say when we are dealing with nurses, the question was of a biological nature!

     

    CLIP 3 - Sim Sheridan: All Friction Non-Fiction

    As an eager young nurse, Sim did not know what area she most wanted to specialise in ….so she pretty much tried them all!

    In the end, becoming a sexual health specialist nurse consultant revealed itself as the path to take as Sim explains to Georgie in this clip.

     

    CLIP 4 - Katie East: The Comeback Queen(slander) (published 18/4/22)

    You couldn’t ask for a better example of a no-nonsense Aussie nurse with a wicked sense of humour than Katie East - and when you get her together with Georgie…watch out!

    In this clip, Georgie and Katie exchange gruesome stories from nursing life - not for the faint of heart or ear!

     

    CLIP 5 Indie McDowell: Life Aid (published 11/4/22)

    A British nurse living and working in Ethiopia - Indie McDowell has some stories to share. Indie tells Georgie about the sharp cultural workplace differences to what Western nurses would be accustomed to.

     

    We are now working on Season 3 which will be along in the not too distant future, but until then here is a little cut-together of some of our favourite moments from the last eight episodes. 

    As always, thanks for listening and see you again soon. 

    While you wait for the new season, please join our 'The Swab' Facebook group. Lots of cool nurses in there already, come and have a chat with your kindred spirits!

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/1048571625868027

    To learn more about Georgie, her live show dates and how to buy her great book "Off The Charts", visit Georgie Carroll: Home

    'The Swab with Georgie Carroll" is produced by Ampel - visit https://ampel.com.au to find out more about what we can do to help you with your audio plans!

    If you are interested in sponsoring "The Swab", reach out to our Director of Media and Partnerships Lauren Deighton at lauren@ampel.com.au

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.