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    Bombing In Front Of De Niro w/ Colin Quinn | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 210

    enNovember 06, 2023

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    • Mint Mobile's Affordable Plans: A Reality CheckMint Mobile offers affordable wireless plans by selling services online, eliminating retail store costs.

      Mint Mobile offers affordable wireless plans by selling services online and cutting out the cost of retail stores. This week on Two Bears 1K, the hosts discussed their skepticism towards the seemingly too-good-to-be-true offer of $15 a month wireless plans from Mint Mobile. However, after learning about the company's business model, they were impressed. Mint Mobile's affordability is not a catch, but rather a result of their online sales strategy. The hosts also shared their excitement about other deals, such as $200 off a mattress from Satva using the URL "satva.com/theshit." Additionally, they welcomed comedian Colin Quinn as a guest, sharing stories about Austin and their experiences with the city.

    • Authenticity vs. Dishonesty in ComedySpeaker values real assessments and genuine interactions in comedy, dislikes pandering and forced humility, and strives for authentic performances

      The speaker has strong opinions about authenticity and dishonesty in comedy. They dislike false humility and forced humility, as well as pandering and scolding. The speaker believes that real assessments and genuine interactions are essential in comedy, and they have confronted a comic who was pandering based on her looks. The speaker values their unique audience and prefers not to compromise their style for others, even if they share some similarities. Ultimately, the speaker's goal is to maintain authenticity and avoid cloying or insincere performances.

    • Tailoring performances for various audiencesComedians should adapt their acts to cater to diverse audiences for successful performances, including attending seminars and familiarizing themselves with the crowd.

      It's essential for performers to understand that different audiences require tailored approaches. Comedian experiences vary when accepting engagements, and sometimes, the exchange of money may not be worth the anticipated outcome. This can lead to feelings of regret and ruined performances. For instance, performing for an unfamiliar audience, such as the Home Builders Association of Northern Kentucky, can result in traumatizing experiences. To improve such situations, comedians should attend seminars ahead of time, familiarize themselves with the audience, and adapt their acts accordingly. In essence, understanding and catering to different communities is crucial for successful performances.

    • Adapting to Unexpected CircumstancesPersistence and adaptability are crucial in the entertainment industry. Unexpected circumstances can arise, but staying focused and engaging with the audience can lead to success.

      Persistence and adaptability are key in the entertainment industry. The speaker shares an experience of performing an impression at Robert De Niro's 60th birthday party, where he initially planned to deliver a prepared act but ended up improvising due to unexpected attendees. Despite initial setbacks and bombing with roast jokes, the speaker was able to recover by adapting to the situation and engaging with the audience and notable attendees. This story illustrates that even with experience and preparation, unexpected circumstances can arise, and the ability to adapt and stay focused is essential for success.

    • The complex emotions of bombing on stageSharing stories of bombing on stage can help comedians cope with the shame and process the experience, even if the intended audience may not find it amusing.

      Bombing on stage, an experience shared universally among comedians, can be a source of both personal shame and a desire to share the experience with someone. The comedian in this story shared his experience with Robin Williams, who found it amusing, but De Niro, the intended audience, seemed to have forgotten about it. Years later, the comedian ran into De Niro and Jim Norton, who reminded him of the incident, making it clear that it was an unwelcome memory for them. Despite the discomfort, sharing the story with Williams helped the comedian wash off some of the shame. This experience highlights the complex emotions that come with bombing on stage and the power of storytelling in processing and coping with those emotions.

    • Adapt and Improvise in High-Pressure SituationsStay calm and adapt when things don't go as planned. Find creative solutions and be open to unique approaches to connect with an audience, especially high-profile individuals.

      Even in high-pressure situations, it's important to stay calm and adapt. The speaker was unexpectedly asked to host a private event with NFL players and was initially met with indifference when he tried to grab their attention. Instead of getting frustrated, he improvised and put on an act, eventually gaining the crowd's attention and bringing Carson Palmer on stage. This experience shows that when things don't go as planned, it's essential to remain flexible and find creative solutions. Additionally, the speaker learned that sometimes, it takes a unique approach to connect with an audience, especially when dealing with high-profile individuals.

    • Handling disruptive audience behaviorRespect performers and performances, disruptive behavior can hinder the overall experience, best performances may occur in the morning when audiences are more alert.

      Performing for an audience can be challenging, especially when dealing with disruptive behavior. The speaker shares an experience of being disrespected during a gig, with attendees talking loudly and even vaping in the theater. This behavior not only disrupted her performance but also made her feel disrespected. The speaker also mentions that performing in the morning, when audiences are more alert and less likely to be drunk, can be the most effective time for a performance. She expresses her disdain for disruptive and disrespectful behavior, whether it's due to alcohol or other substances, and emphasizes the importance of respecting the performer and the performance itself.

    • Comedy clubs prioritize revenue over audience experienceComedy clubs need to balance revenue with audience satisfaction to maintain a respectful and enjoyable environment for performers and patrons, ensuring long-term success.

      The mentality of some comedy club owners towards disruptive customers is vastly different from that of other businesses. While these customers may ruin the experience for the majority, the owners often prioritize their revenue from food and drink sales over the satisfaction of their audience. This leads to a lack of accountability and a disregard for the importance of maintaining a respectful and enjoyable environment for the performers and patrons. This issue is particularly prevalent in comedy clubs due to the seating arrangement, with tables facing each other, which can encourage distracting behavior. The lack of decorum and respect for the show in such environments can negatively impact the success of the club in the long run. It's important for comedy clubs to prioritize the overall experience for their customers and performers, ensuring that everyone can enjoy the show and create a positive and memorable atmosphere.

    • The Power of Community in Shaping Pop CultureMTV and the internet both have the power to bring people together and influence pop culture trends

      The internet and the culture of the past, such as MTV, share a commonality in the power of community and the influence they have on shaping and defining pop culture. The speaker fondly recalls the impact MTV had during his youth, serving as the epicenter of coolness and pop culture, where everyone waited for the latest music videos and trends. Similarly, the internet has the power to bring people together and create a "mob mentality" or trend that can spread rapidly. The speaker also shares a personal anecdote about his experience performing on SNL and the intimidation factor of being part of such a respected platform. Overall, the conversation highlights the importance of community and the influence it has on shaping culture and trends, whether it be through television or the internet.

    • A rollercoaster of emotions in comedy at SNLWorking in comedy at SNL involves intense camaraderie, sudden departures, and a rewarding journey despite the transient nature and intimidation factors.

      Working in comedy, specifically at Saturday Night Live (SNL), is a unique experience with its own dynamics. The environment can be intense and transient, with people coming and going frequently. Despite the camaraderie and closeness built during the time spent together, the nature of the business often leads to reconnecting with colleagues only intermittently. The intimidation factor of getting an SNL gig lessens as one gets older and gains more experience. The writer's role at SNL is distinct from performing on camera. The experience of working in comedy involves a rollercoaster of emotions, from intense camaraderie to sudden departures, making it a challenging yet rewarding journey.

    • Conflicts between Performers and Writers/DirectorsRespecting roles and collaborating effectively is crucial for a successful production between performers and writers/directors.

      Performers and writers or directors have different roles and approaches in the production process, and conflicts can arise when performers assert their perspective. The comedian in this discussion shared his experiences of butting heads with guest hosts and performers, including Madeline Kahn, who sabotaged his sketch during a dress rehearsal. He acknowledged that performers can be cocky and assertive, but writers and directors need to maintain control and direction. The interaction between performers and writers can be challenging, with performers wanting more freedom and writers needing to keep the production on track. The comedian learned that respecting the roles and collaborating effectively is essential for a successful production. Despite the conflicts, he had positive experiences with some performers, like Sting, who was a favorite guest host due to his charisma and ability to connect with everyone.

    • Chevy Chase's Unfiltered Sense of HumorChevy Chase's outrageous and offensive jokes and antics, while once considered funny, would not be tolerated today. His magnetic personality and unmatched energy made him a beloved figure in comedy.

      Chevy Chase was known for his outrageous and unfiltered sense of humor during his time in the comedy world. He pushed boundaries with his offensive jokes and antics, often making fun of everyone in the room, including women. His behavior was considered funny at the time, but would not be tolerated today. Despite his ability to disrupt and distract, he had a magnetic personality that could win over crowds and leave them in stitches. His energy and commitment to his performances were unmatched, even if they went over the top. Though some of his actions may seem shocking now, they served as a testament to his unique comedic style.

    • Exploring deeper themes in comedyGreat comedians turn mundane observations into profound moments, curating their acts to explore deeper themes about life and the world around us, paving the way for a more thoughtful and impactful comedy experience.

      The purest form of comedy comes from a place of genuine silliness and a desire to make those around us laugh, no matter the audience size or setting. This was exemplified by the comedian discussed in the conversation, who performed for valets and strangers alike, infusing his comedy with a childlike energy that defied age and exhaustion. However, what sets great comedians apart is their ability to turn seemingly mundane observations into profound moments, curating their acts to explore deeper themes about life and the world around us. This approach not only entertains but also enlightens, opening up new possibilities for comedians and audiences alike. The comedian's decision to delve deeper into these themes, rather than relying solely on big laughs, paved the way for a more thoughtful and impactful comedy experience.

    • Exploring deeper, personal topics in European comedyEuropean comedy values themed shows and deeper exploration, resulting in more profound performances, but convincing comedians to adapt can be challenging.

      The European comedy scene places more emphasis on themed shows and developing a cohesive hour of material, compared to the American scene where comedians often focus on delivering a series of unrelated jokes. The European approach allows comedians to explore deeper, personal topics and fully explore them, resulting in more profound and memorable performances. The speaker admires this approach but acknowledges the challenge of convincing comedians to adapt, as they value their creative freedom and may resent outside input. The speaker's dream is to be a comedy mentor, helping comedians craft their acts into more cohesive and impactful performances, but recognizes the difficulty of doing so given the independent nature of the comedy world.

    • Stay open-minded to new ideasBeing receptive to new ideas, even if initially absurd, can lead to valuable discoveries and potential opportunities.

      Being open-minded and willing to consider new ideas, even if they initially seem absurd, can lead to valuable discoveries and potential opportunities. This was demonstrated in a conversation where the speaker discussed trying to sell an idea to a potential investor, despite initial resistance. The speaker acknowledged that the investor's criticisms and suggestions were not always easy to hear, but he appreciated the feedback and used the opportunity to refine his pitch. Ultimately, the speaker believed that if he could present the idea in the right way and create value for the investor, he could potentially secure a significant investment. The conversation also highlighted the importance of timing and creating the right environment to make a sale. Overall, the speaker's approach was one of persistence, creativity, and a willingness to adapt in order to achieve his goal.

    • The Power of Storytelling and Finding the Right ThemeEffective storytelling requires preparation, relatable themes, and anticipation to engage audiences. Unexpected topics can also resonate deeply.

      Effective storytelling and influence require time, preparation, and a clear theme. The speakers in the conversation discussed their experiences in using anecdotes and personal connections to persuade and entertain. They emphasized the importance of finding a relatable theme and building anticipation to keep the audience engaged. The speakers also touched upon the idea that sometimes, the most unexpected topics can resonate deeply with an audience. Overall, the conversation highlights the power of storytelling and the importance of finding the right theme to connect with an audience.

    • Stay true to yourself and unique styleAuthenticity and resilience are crucial for successful comedy routines, even when faced with unresponsive audiences. Stay calm and eventually win the crowd over.

      As a comedian, it's essential to be true to yourself and your unique style, even when faced with an unresponsive audience. By staying calm and secure in your performance, you can eventually win the crowd over. The energy of the room can be contagious, and it's crucial to recognize moments when everyone is listening intently. Authenticity and resilience are key to delivering a successful comedy routine. Additionally, it's important to remember that the audience wants to laugh and will eventually respond if you stay the course. The most challenging part may be resisting the urge to adapt to the energy of the room and instead maintaining your unique comedic voice.

    • Assumptions and relationships in the entertainment industryMisconceptions and false assumptions can sometimes lead to opportunities in the entertainment industry, but authenticity and truth are essential for long-term success.

      Connections and relationships can sometimes be a double-edged sword in the entertainment industry. During a conversation, it was revealed that Alicia Coppola, an actress, was hired for a show despite being mistakenly assumed to be related to Francis Ford Coppola. She didn't correct the assumption, and the misconception ultimately led to her being hired. However, the discussion also touched upon the importance of authenticity and truth in the industry. Later in the conversation, the topic shifted to filming in New York City and the challenges of recreating the authentic feel of older New York sets in modern locations. A surprising example was given: a new De Niro movie was shot in Cincinnati instead of New York to capture the desired atmosphere. Overall, the conversation highlighted the complexities and intricacies of the entertainment industry, where assumptions, relationships, and authenticity can all play significant roles.

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    Ep. 158 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 158 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
    It’s another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it is a WILD episode! Sober October is over and it’s Berty Boy’s birthday! The Bears discuss their favorite comics and throw shade at every comedian that’s slighted them, they discuss the tragic news about Takeoff from Migos, and then Tom reveals possibly the BEST birthday gift ever for Bert! The bears then discuss Diddy’s wild Halloween interaction with actor from the show Power, Michael J. Ferguson, as well as other scary dudes in hip hop.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices