Call of Duty: Mother Lovers

Hey everyone,
No episode this week. We both got steamrolled by covid this weekend (occupational hazards right?). Since we’re both coughing & feverish (and also sleeping all day) we figured it’d be best to spare you all our disoriented ranting. We’ll find a way to upload some clips from our proto- podcast so you aren’t bereft of content to enjoy. See you all next week!

Happy Monday! Henry has some unfortunate news this week. Stay tuned to find out what’s up with all that. We’ll also discuss Rachel’s vitriolic hatred towards the Juicy Lucy, male wives, Fortnite, the merits of Minnesota, recreational dog-throwing, our Spotify wrapped, our email, and our Patreon! Going forward we’ll take questions, stories, or anything else you want us to see at aychihuahuapod@gmail.com . We’ll announce the Patreon link later this week!

We’re back! Thank you all for your patience with the delay in this week’s episode. Today we’re really leaning into the Nerd Gamer Demographic. Discussion topics include (but are not limited to) Bleach, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, the new Mario movie promo art, 4chan, God of War, and Rachel’s Nasty Ass Mouth. 

Welcome to this week’s episode! We apologize for not having our normal intro this time, we are over our time budget so we had to make some adjustments. This week we discuss topics including Henry’s musical hot takes, his Normal And Regular Feelings towards sphynx cats, Rachel’s biggest romantic rival, the OnlyFans Rachel keeps talking about, and taking away Eric’s phone. Featuring a call-in from the aforementioned Eric, who happens to be Henry’s little brother (and who should be in bed already Eric go to bed).

Marty lets Henry and Rachel guest on his podcast! What an honor. This week we discuss a few twitter current events and a lot of secret lore about our past. Find out about Rachel’s 3-month “no-hetero” period with Henry, what it’s like to film interviews at the mall, Henry’s time working for an exiled political criminal, and who the hell this Marty guy is anyway. 

So, Drake's new album came out! Maybe he should have kept it to himself this time... In today's scintillating episode we discuss Drake's lyrical genius (and undeniable sex appeal), whether there's any difference between geeks & nerds, the spectre of communism, trisexuality, and Henry's Filthy Frank era. It turns out you shouldn't tell a contrarian he can't be racist! You'd be surprised how far a little determination can take you when someone doubts your prowess.*

*Please note we do not endorse racism in any of its forms nor do we condone the use of hate speech. Though we get a window into Henry's edgy youth, he graduated into a more responsible and conscious adult. But he would tell you he's an old man now if you asked.

¡Ay Chihuahua! HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!  Henry and Rachel treat themselves to a discussion about Halloween’s most delectable offerings. We’re talking both the most scrumptious horror antagonists  and the most tolerable Halloween candies! The best of both sexy, sexy worlds… Special Halloween theme and Special artwork! *Edit* Apple podcasts doesn't show the special art so hop over to @aychihuahua_podcast on instagram to see it! ✌

Hello hip youth, you like being "woke" as the kids say? Henry's senior high school has you covered whether you like it or not! Tune to find out about the disaster that was known as Frederick Douglass Day! Stick around for our special segment involving the intimate delight of donuts. Learn about the double-twist gawk-gawk donut style. You know what we mean. And what's this??? Henry made Rachel cry on air??

*Please note, this episode is shorter than usual since we're a bit over our monthly time limit. We'll go back to our regular for our Halloween Special next week! 

Are we sure Mexico is real? Yes. Yes we are. A more laid back episode this time, on account of Rage and Sickness. And Sick Rage. Join us in dissecting the abomination that was Mexico Week, discussing Glen Bell (father of Taco Bell), and find out why we can't have kids. Henry does dry heave a little towards the end. You have been warned. 

An expose on Henry's strange fast food doll collection, complete with the trials he had to endure to acquire them. We also talk about some recent releases, like the trailer for Chris Pratt's Mario Mistake, and the current anime renaissance. Bonus: Did you know Henry had an emo phase? Sources are unsure if it has ended yet.