Cousins From The Village (w/ Girl Named Tom)

John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode.

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Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it
Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun
Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned

Intro (0:00)
Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34)
DisneyDad (30:10)
Twerking (39:32)
Zanesville (1:01:30)

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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Zanesville (5:45)
Baby names (29:11)
Citizenship quiz (43:31)
Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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6/16 Spokane, WA

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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.

Intro (0:00)
Are we doing content? (4:45)
Tracy Chapman (18:10)
Wear shoes (34:55)
Mount Rushmore (47:44)
OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Smart or Dumb (18:42)
Celebrity fans (34:30)
Crypto pastor (39:19)
Ben Rector (55:18)
Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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2/11 Lubbock, TX
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2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Can't read (4:46)
Grocery store gratitude (23:22)
Kevin Garnett (38:40)
Strawberry milk mob (45:17)
Pregnant on a place (49:40)
You are a billionaire (1:11:08)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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2/4 Huntsville, AL
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2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
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3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
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3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Bruce Bruce (6:52))
Comic view (21:00)
White club vs black club (32:35)
Start of comedy (52:02)
Katt Williams (1:00:42)
French dressing (1:20:35)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
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1/27 Nashville, TN
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2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Dave Barnes (8:25)
Being a comic (16:10)
Novelty is king (40:20)
Shame (1:04:55)
Christ Chella (1:24:40)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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