Doctor I. M. Paranoid "Scrapril 2020"

Can it be? After all these years (5) our dear Doctor is going gently into that good night? Find Out!! Yes, Find Out, I Say!!

Yes, Surrender! That's our motto here in the Future! It's also the name of this month when we bow our heads in the awe and wonder of just Being Alive!
Hail the Great Old Ones!

Find out how we VOTE here in the futurabulous Future! I VOTE that you watch this informative video. Watch it, I say!

Whoo! Party in the Future! Yes, it is the most futurabulous month of the year!
Find out more about how Rocktober became so righteous, won't you?

Hey, it's the month of Remember, remember? And here in the futurastic Future everyone gets their mind altered! No, not that! They have their memories changed so they're never wrong! Let's find out more, shall we?

Aww BOGUS!!! Oh I'm SO bummed I don't even feel like describing this. Something about the big pandemic and conspiracy theories. Just watch it.

Prepare to be deceived, because here/now it is the fakey Future month of YouLie! Yes, in YouLie all the fabulous future folk tell fibs, fables and falsehoods, to make everybody else look foolish. Such fun!

Here in the Future, it is the flaky month of Soon, when everyone procrastinates and puts stuff off. You may want to listen to this later . . .

And so, the abominable aftereffect of all this self-isolation becomes abysmally apparent - We have an appalling infestation of BABIES! Oh, so many BABIES!

PANDEMIC!!! AAahhh! Self-Isolate! Keep Back!!! FREAK OUT (alone at home quietly) You may be paranoid, but are you PARANOID ENOUGH??!!!