Drinking Your Own Pee is Good for You, Parent-Teacher Conferences with a Carnie, Buy Some Invisible Art, Fictosexual Software Development, Shocker: Electricity Can Kill You

Perhaps there really was an Israeli Mossad Commander whose name translates to "Made A Fart" and he got into military operations because high school was so terribly, terribly hard for him.
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-709031
Axes! Coming to a bar near you!
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/state-votes-allow-axe-throwing-businesses-with-liquor-licenses/YKWBQXOD7FG3RLH2YXHFZUNW6Q/
Be careful. My dog bites because my dog is an alligator.
https://www.fieldandstream.com/survival/florida-man-bitten-alligator-mistook-dog/
Does your auto insurance cover you for poor sexual decisions?
https://www.npr.org/2022/06/10/1104134521/geico-lawsuit-std-hpv-insurance-car
Penis Man. The voice of the people with very little to say.
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-arrested-arizona-penis-man-claims-there-are-more-penis-men-20200128-uet57r6egrhfhiaontvnllwv3m-story.html
You know there's a driving school out there somewhere that will teach you how to safely have sex in a moving vehicle.
https://jalopnik.com/naked-florida-couple-crashes-into-fedex-truck-while-doi-1849023272
If you have to rob ATMs, you're probably not a very successful rapper.
https://nypost.com/2022/06/10/texas-rapper-ladesion-riley-arrested-for-robbing-atm-in-nashville/

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In this week's episode, learn about one practically perfect safety product for infants and toddlers, flawless with the exception of one small design flaw:

https://www.pennlive.com/life/2022/05/federal-safety-agency-issues-warning-about-babyrescue-rapid-evacuation-devices.html#:~:text=Published%3A%20May.,the%20child%20inside%20the%20bag.%E2%80%9D

Already working on the cover art for Mutant Rage Hamsters 2: This Time It's Personal. Whatever happened to Mutant Rage Hamsters 1? Let's just skip it and get to the good stuff.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/27/gene-editing-turns-fluffy-hamsters-into-aggressive-rage-monsters-16721041/

In this corner: small weakling human with baseball cap on backwards with a body tempered by Fritos and charcoal grilled hot dogs. And in this corner: a 1700 pound grizzly bear who's pretty pissed that his natural environment is rapidly disappearing.
Let's get ready to rumble!
*interesting fact: my impression of an individual who thinks he can beat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat sounds remarkably like Bill Cosby.

https://www.fox13now.com/news/national-news/poll-shows-which-animals-americans-think-they-could-beat-in-a-fight

Do you really want to live in a place that needs to pay you to live there?

https://news.yahoo.com/this-virginia-town-will-give-you-a-20000-incentive-to-move-in-140532587.html#:~:text=Some%20cities%20like%20Lewisburg%2C%20W,to%20relocate%20with%20similar%20offers.

I wonder if the brochures at the Bank of Zambia include any copies of the dick pics they send to ransomware gangs:

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/national-bank-hit-by-ransomware-trolls-hackers-with-dick-pics/

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Cats are being locked down in a town in Germany because they like to eat endangered birds. At last, we have located the species responsible for environmental problems. Good thing we know where the fault lies! 
https://boingboing.net/2022/05/23/cats-put-on-lockdown-in-germany.html

 Child abductors beware, you may be exposed to salty language during the commission of your crimes.
https://nypost.com/2022/05/13/the-ultimate-kids-safety-hack-involves-a-lot-of-curse-words/

Penis Plant Plucking Poor Proposition
https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked

Shocking new compelling Bigfoot photos! He's posting selfies on Twitter and his duck face is Amazing!
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/experts-analyze-new-bigfoot-footage/

Florida Woman Uses Diabolical "Fake Snake" Escape Plan
https://fox59.com/news/national-world/florida-woman-arrested-accused-of-throwing-rubber-snake-at-deputy-following-chase/

Kiss a Catfish in Virtual Reality
https://interestingengineering.com/virtual-reality-kissing-haptics

Did Arianna Grande make out with Osama Bin Laden?
https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-does-photo-show-ariana-grande-kissing-osama-bin-laden-1706884

In case you didn't know, killing people can be bad for you. The process of body disposal can be quite exerting, so be sure to check with your doctor and ensure you're healthy enough to bury someone before you murder. In other news, you'll be able to rest easy knowing your Parmesan cheese is legit. No more sleepless nights! And listen as we enjoy the freedom of being able to say the c word multiple times because it's the news and that automatically makes it okay.

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The drink: Margaritas.

The Easily Winded Murderer:
https://people.com/crime/man-dies-heart-attack-trying-bury-girlfriends-body-after-murdering-her/

Cheese Tracking:
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/parmigiano-reggiano-fraud-micro-transponder-rinds-digital-label

Tribunal Determines the word Bald is Sexual Harassments But No Judgement on C%nt:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/13/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules

Parents Sue for Grandchildren:
https://www.npr.org/2022/05/14/1098958972/india-family-lawsuit-children

Woman Gets Arrested for Bucket List:
https://www.wfsb.com/2022/05/12/woman-says-getting-arrested-was-her-bucket-list-since-high-school-deputy-says/

Plagiarism Article Removed for Plagiarism:
https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/authors-plagiarism-essay-pulled-plagiarism-found-84601217

This Week in Duh:
https://www.carscoops.com/2022/05/704000-ford-gt-heritage-ruined-because-florida-man-cant-drive-stick/

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First we talk about two Real Estate Agents who have some sexy times during an alleged Open House. Then we move on to a woman who drove down stairs because her GPS told her to. Florida does not like Farts or Butt stuff on the Vanity plates. We talk about Miska the cat who was a victim of government over-reach. Canada is the first to prosecute crimes . . . on the moon.

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The Drink:
Scotch!

News Stories from This Episode:

Open House Sexy Times:
https://therealdeal.com/tristate/2022/04/28/brown-harris-stevens-agents-sued-for-alleged-sex-capade-in-clients-home/

GPS and Alcohol:
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article260959062.html

Florida Vanity Plates that were rejected:
https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2022/05/07/personalized-florida-license-plates-that-were-approved-and-rejected/

Inherit the Wind but for Cats:
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/eastside/miska-bellevues-most-persecuted-tabby-cat-seeks-her-day-in-court/

Canada and Crimes on the Moon:
https://www.npr.org/2022/05/02/1095861510/canadian-lawmakers-pass-amendment-allowing-prosecution-of-crimes-on-the-moon

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We're drinking Martini's again, which succeeded in making Tom REALLY drunk. We first talk about a man who drinks his own pee. We then talk about the world's most terrifying teacher. An Art Collector buys a very expensive receipt from invisible art shows from the 50's. We did not know that "Fictosexuals" are really a thing. We close out the show with TWID: "Fractal Wood Burning" and its various dangers.

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The Drink:

Gin Martinis!

News Stories from This Episode:

Drinking Your Own Pee is Good for You:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-says-drinking-your-urine-26824674

The World's Most Terrifying Teacher:
https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/28/teacher-loses-job-because-his-tattoos-and-black-eyes-scare-children-13339638/

Art Collector Buys Receipt for Invisible Art:
https://www.npr.org/2022/04/15/1093005984/in-paris-an-art-collector-paid-1-2-million-for-a-receipt

Fictosexual Software Development:
https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/fictosexual-man-married-hologram-bride-now-struggles-to-bond/

This Week in Duh:
https://abc7chicago.com/tiktok-fractal-wood-burning-art-wisconsin/11796197/

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We first talk about Pit Toilets and how your phone will just be replaced . . . they just give you a new one, right? A Romance Novelist who wrote an essay on how to kill your husband is going on trial for (allegedly) killing her husband. Bryan tells a story about Customer Service at Blockbuster while he was in college.  We then talk about an Anus that is not very smart about fake names. This Week in Duh is about dumb Americans not being able to read Nutrition Facts.

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The Drink:
https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a95933/new-years-cocktail-elderflower-and-orange/

2/3 c. Orange Juice, Plus More For The Rims
3 oz. fluid St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur
2 oz. fluid Cointreau
2 oz. fluid Vodka

News Stories from This Episode:

The Great Pit Toilet Rescue
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/25/toilet-rescue-woman-phone-olympic-national-forest/7437231001/

Romance Novelist Who Wrote "How to Murder Your Husband" Goes on Trial for Murdering Her Husband
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nancy-crampton-brophy-novelist-trial-killing-daniel-murphy-oregon-culinary-institute/

Blockbuster Part 2:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/kelowna-blockbuster-2-1.6323347

The Sad Hard Tale of Jerry Anus:
https://www.guampdn.com/news/local/jerry-anus-charged-with-drug-possession-after-traffic-stop/article_b43e824b-cc6a-525a-b915-23b5354a73a2.html

This Week in Duh
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10722517/Only-9-Americans-properly-read-nutrition-label.html

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First, we delve into the cottage industry of being a jerk at Funerals by speaking for the dead and telling the living things they may not know about the deceased. Next we tally up items from the most recent cleanup of Jersey Beaches and count up items from what could be the world's biggest party. Take cover because John Hinckley Jr. is on tour! Let's all go to Cementland and it's creepy aftermath. We talk about a man who has 9 wives . . . wait . . . 8 wives. Tom saves "This Week in Duh" by talking about the obvious fact that if Aliens attacked our lives would be changed forever. 

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The Drink:

The Monte Carlo:
2 oz Rye Whiskey
1 oz Benedictine
2 Dashes of Bitters

News Stories from This Episode:

Coffin Confessions:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-02/coffin-confessor-bill-edgar-reveals-secrets-of-dead-at-funerals/12619946

Jersey Beach Party:
https://www.news4jax.com/news/weird-news/2022/03/30/braces-sex-pills-fake-eyeball-among-bizarre-nj-beach-trash/

Take cover because John Hinckley Jr. is on tour!
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/john-hinckley-jr-would-be-reagan-assassin-play-sold-out-concert-new-york/EGA5BQPM5RCB5GECINWX6OM7PE/

Cementland!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/inside-creepy-unfinished-theme-park-26688966

Dude with 9 wives:
https://www.indiatvnews.com/trending/news/brazil-model-who-celebrated-free-love-faces-divorce-from-1-of-his-9-wives-desires-to-get-married-twice-more-2022-04-06-768059

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We start with a hoarder who does a surprisingly good job of burying his mom and his sister. Did you know that most people would be OK with a sex robot as a third partner? There are racists in Canada, and they are not polite. One woman loses her Appendix because she didn't fart around her boyfriend for 2 years. And we close out with a woman who was body checked into pressing the "right" button to win $10 million.

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The Drink:

The Ford: 

2 oz Gin
1 oz Dry Vermouth
1/3 oz Benedictine
2 Dashes Orange Bitters

News Stories from This Episode:

The OCD Hoarders:
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-illinois-brothers-mother-sister-buried-yard-79679058

Sex Robots and Threesomes:
https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/5016582/sex-robot-survey-results-study-threesome/

The Dumbest Racist Ever:
https://www.yahoo.com/video/vancouver-woman-trial-anti-asian-175852488.html

It's OK to Fart in Front of Your Boyfirend:
https://www.newsweek.com/woman-had-organ-removed-after-not-farting-front-boyfriend-years-1696522

Woman Wins $10 Million after getting Body Checked into the "Right" Button:
https://www.4029tv.com/article/california-woman-10-million-lottery-prize/39666610

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Bryan tries to help Tom with his "barking dogs" problem. Did you know that McDonalds locations are part of a 5th Dimensional Plane of existence? Laundering money through Earth, Wind and Fire covers. A racist gets her comeuppance. "Here, you take care of my kids for me while I sleep." A construction worker drops poop from a crane and we ask "why?" for quite some time. Tom saves the day again with a "This Week in Huh?".

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The Drink:

The Hearn (by The Dead Rabbit)

News Stories from This Episode:

Solve your dog barking problem:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/neighbour-furious-trick-stop-dog-26600841

Breatharianism:
https://nyulocal.com/cult-says-that-transcending-mortality-is-as-easy-as-eating-mcdonalds-everyday-and-breathing-ddfa7568b317

Laundering Money through Earth, Wind, and Fire
https://www.lubbockonline.com/story/news/local/2022/03/25/former-san-angelo-police-chief-found-guilty-bribery-charges/7155552001/

A Racist gets her comeuppance:
https://www.westrivereagle.com/articles/rapid-city-hotels-threat-to-ban-native-americans-from-property-after-shooting-causes-outrage/

Here. You take care of my kids for me on this plane:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-mortified-after-husband-dumps-26604585

Man fired after dropping his poop from a crane:
https://www.ladbible.com/news/workman-fired-after-chucking-bag-of-his-s-from-a-crane-20220401

This Week in . . . Huh?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31239862/

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