E0040 - The Easter Quickie

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…. Better yet, we’ll just tell you that we don’t know about UFOs, but if you click here we’ll explain to you what we don’t know even though we don’t know enough to know how to tell you what we do or do not know… Hint: It’s in the name.

They click-baited us with promises of UFO clarification, but all we got is more of the same. Panda "Overtoned", Dropbear loves Cruella, and… click here to find out how we save the world.

LINKS FOUND IN THIS EPISODE

• U.S. intel report on UFOs: No evidence of aliens, but...
• Overtone Hair Care
• Cruella (2021) IMDB
• Sock Rocket
  

SOUND FILES BORROWED FOR THIS EPISODE

• Go CANADA Go! Fans Chant at VANCOUVER 2010 for TEAM CANADA
• Time Travel explained!
• Put The Lime In The Coconut
• Children Yay! Sound Effect
• South Park: Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle 
• USA Chant Song
• Wolfenstein 2 - I'm Not Saying It's Aliens Scene
• Spaceballs - Fooled You!
• Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
• The Marcels - Blue Moon
• 101 Dalmatians- Cruella DeVille Song
• Sunshine, Lollipops And Rainbows
• Children Yay!
• Meet Adam West (The Simpsons)
• Predator sound effects (free)
• BOATS BOATS BOATS
  

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle, and of course our Sponsor SOCK ROCKET!

When UFOs show up and barely make it on the radar (no pun intended) that’s definitely… something to think about. Over some good gin and a new sock jingle, of course!

We talk drones and UFOs, review Viva la Dirt League’s "Baelin’s Route", and muse over BroodX cicadas and wildlife conservation. Not a bad way to spend a typical wet, cool Victoria Day Long weekend.

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LINKS FOUND IN THIS EPISODE

• Alberta Institute for Wildlife Conservation
• UFOs are about to make their way to the U.S. Senate. Here's what to know.
• Leaked video appears to show UFO plunging under water off California
• BroodX Cicadas photos and recipe links
• Amid flak, province abruptly cancels plan to monitor campers with drones
• Dropbear & Panda Calgary May Long
• Baelin’s Route IMDB
• Viva La Dirt League
• The Last Podcast on the Left
• Confluence Distillery - Craft Gin Distillery

WEIRDASS MUSIC AND SOUNDS WE BORROWED

• Big Brother Is Watching
• AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long (Official Video)
• Avenue Q - "For Now" (2004)
• The sound of Cicadas Sept 23 Ontario Canada
• Xfiles Theme
• JonTron - What...What The Fuck?!
• Yummy Yummy Yummy I got love in my tummy
• Morning! Nice day for fishing ain't it! Hu ha!
• Ridiculous player names in RPG's - Gamer Tags
• When an NPC can't leave his spot - Help
• The difficulty of getting into cars in PUBG

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle, and of course our Sponsor SOCK ROCKET!

We've got two reviews today - and we’re not angry with one, per se… just disappointed. Which (if we take any cue from our parents) is worse than being mad. Much, much worse.

A man from Italy finally gets busted after skipping work for 15 years, Panda tests her taste buds by doing the ol’ orange juice & toothpaste trick, and we celebrate Calgary’s Centre for Newcomers for all the good they do.

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LINKS FOUND IN THIS EPISODE

• 'Doing whatever good we can to help': Calgarian delivers food hampers to quarantining families throughout pandemic
• Yet Another Panda Taste Test
• Italian man accused of skipping work for 15 years straight
• 2 Spaniards Caught Skipping Work for 15 Years
• Crossing Swords IMDB
• Nobody
• Sock Rocket Sock Jingles
• BITING ELBOWS - Bad Motherfucker Official Video

WEIRDASS MUSIC AND SOUNDS WE BORROWED

• Tina Turner - The Best (Official Music Video) [HD REMASTERED]
• blink-182 - All The Small Things (Official Music Video)
• JD's music in his head
• Star Trek Original Theme
• Star Trek TOS Transporter sound effects full mix (de-mat)
• Bill & Ted Are Speechless ''Whoa''
• Crossing Swords Clip - FunDungeon
• The Great: All Huzzah Scenes

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle, and of course our Sponsor SOCK ROCKET!

The most important question we have to ask ourselves - Is Panda’s no taste and smell strong enough to withstand a chicken cooked by a robotic slapping machine?

Our podcast isn’t just about the science of slapping chickens this week; we also talk about DMX and Prince Philip, agonize over Eivor’s bird-eyes in AC Valhalla, and vow to send a Sock Rocket package to The Good Neighbour Project.

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LINKS FOUND IN THIS EPISODE

• Laphoraig Lore Scotch
• Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, dead at 99
• DMX Dead at 50
• I Cooked a Chicken by Slapping It
• This Southern Pacific island worshipped Prince Philip as a god who left in search of a bride
• Meet the 9-year-old girl whose simple act of kindness during COVID-19 spurred an army of volunteers
• The Good Neighbour Project
• Tobacco Outlet Cigar Boutique

WEIRDASS MUSIC AND SOUNDS WE BORROWED

• Brooklyn Nine Nine Cool No Doubt 
• The Sound of dial-up Internet 
• Panda Covid Taste Test 
• DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya (Official Music Video) 
• I Cooked a Chicken by Slapping It 
• Anchorman - It's Science 
• I don't get it 
• The Office- Michael Scott No God No
• The Foreskins - Murder Train (longer version) [HD] 
• FEED ME SEYMORE - LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS 

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle, and of course our Sponsor SOCK ROCKET!

We review Bigfoot Family: the most controversial, dangerous movie ever to grace our Albertan television screens. Never before have we witnessed anything so…. Wait, is that a jive-talking raccoon??

Even more perplexing than magical Bigfoot offspring, is marshmallow-flavoured Pepsi. What is this world coming to?! Thank goodness we have a new Sock Jingle, and wonderful people like Judy Obregone of Abandoned Ones Animal Rescue. We salute you, Judy.

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LINKS FOUND IN THIS EPISODE

• Bigfoot Family IMDB
• David Staples: Alberta war room's campaign against Netflix's Bigfoot Family blows up big
• Hot Tamale Peeps
• What Were They Thinking? Pepsi and Peeps set to release marshmallow cola
• PEPSI Drops Limited-Edition PEPSI® x PEEPS® Marshmallow Cola for Spring
• Stigmax Commercial (Parody)
• Abandoned Ones Animal Rescue

WEIRDASS MUSIC AND SOUNDS WE BORROWED

• oh shit not Good ! sound effect no copyright.
• South Park: Stan vs. The Canadian Devil
• LMFAO Everyday I'm Shuffling
• Monty Python - The Black Knight - Tis But A Scratch
• Bratz Dolls EW! - Stan Twitter
• JonTron - What...What The F_ck?!
• Stigmax Commercial (Parody)
• Pinkie Pie: "Ooh, Pretty!" - Green Screen Ponies
• Sesame Street: I Love Trash
• I Was So Mad by Mercer Mayer - Little Critter
• Cat Stevens Cat's in the Cradle - 100% Your Choice

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle, and of course our Sponsor SOCK ROCKET!

Thanks (?) to our knack for reviewing bad movies, we were asked to review “CAPONE”… and boy, was it ever… a thing... that we did. Sort of.

The Alberta War Room attacks an animated film for children, we praise two gentlemen in Fukushima who care for pets left behind, and we have a new sock jingle! Plus, Dropbear tries the “Burnt Orange” trick to bring Panda’s taste and smell back the only way he knows how - disastrously.

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LINKS FOUND IN THIS EPISODE

• Dropbear’s Bar - The New Old Fashioned
• Alberta's energy war room says animated Netflix film is 'full of lies' about oil industry
• UCP's 'war room' takes on Netflix, claims anti-oil Bigfoot is 'brainwashing' kids
• Netflix Bigfoot Family
• 10 Years After Fukushima Nuclear Disaster, Two Men Are Still Living There Taking Care of Everyone’s Pets
• Capone IMDB
• Can Eating a Burnt Orange Bring Back Lost Senses of Taste and Smell After COVID-19?
• Kensington Wine Market
• Tumbler and Rocks

SOUNDS AND STUFF USED IN THIS EPISODE

• VINTAGE 80'S ZEST SOAP COMMERCIAL ZESTFULLY CLEAN
• "You sit on a throne of lies!"
• NO COPYRIGHT Suspense Background Music / Suspenseful copyright free music
• The Raccoons Opening Intro | Theme Song | Cartoon
• Cyril Sneer
• Chewbacca sound byte
• NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO
• Do or Do not There is no try Yoda
• The Black Eyed Peas - My Humps (Official Music Video)
• Cats (2019) - Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats Scene
• Ooh burn
• 80's Ads: Mr. T Anti Drug PSA 1985

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle, and of course our Sponsor SOCK ROCKET!

We’re recording at Kensington Studio this weekend but we can’t seem to escape the snowblowers outside. We think they’re stalking us. Send help. Or…. less snow.

Filming commercials in the time of Covid, sharks with feet are keeping Australia on their toes, Netflix has some hits and misses when it comes to Reality TV, and a tiny Koala gets a new lease on life thanks to... a Dentist??!?

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LINKS FOUND IN THIS EPISODE

• Talnea Machining & Manufacturing
• L&C Style
• The Shark that can Walk on Land
• Evolution’s next step? Four new walking sharks found in tropical waters
• After Prosthetic Makers Said it Couldn’t Be Done, Orphaned Koala Gets New Foot Thanks to a Dentist
• Netflix Crazy Delicious
• Netflix The Big Flower Fight
• Netflix Sugar High
• Netflix Cabins in the Wild

SOUNDS AND STUFF USED IN THIS EPISODE

• Ew Work
• Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science
• Seinfeld Elaine does literally nothing
• Cheech & Chong - Huge Joint Scene
• I LOVE HAWAII / KAIMANAHILA
• DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!
• I'm Walkin' by Fats Domino
• Alien | Ash explains his orders
• The Archies - Sugar, Sugar
• Intermission Music- Monty Python
• Jimmy Carr Welsh Accent
• Stereophonics - Dakota

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle, and of course our Sponsor SOCK ROCKET!

We’re back after 4 weeks off - but THE SHOW MUST GO ON - albeit a little short of breath, but un-isolated this time, and just in time to completely ignore Valentines Day. 

We discuss how Panda’s Covid prognosis quickly went downhill, plus Gorilla Glue hairdos and toothpaste mohawks, how to escape deserted islands with or without a TV crew, and we think back to those who saved our world over the last month. We appreciate all of you.

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LINKS FOUND IN THIS PODCAST

• Castaways Rescued from Deserted Island
• Gorilla Glue Gal
• Plastic Surgeon saves Gorilla Glue Gal
• The Great Escapists IMDB
• James May: Our Man in Japan
• Camp Covid Blog
• Sock Rocket
• Rob Mitchelson
• Too Cool Motorcycle School
• Gravity Espresso and Wine Bar

MUSIC AND SFX IN THIS EPISODE

• Doogie Howser Opening
• Malcolm in the middle - Stevie and Dad breathing heavy
• Darth Vader Breathing
• Witch Hunt - Monty Python
• Friday The 13th Jason VoorHees Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah
• Dr. Evil 1 Million Dollars
• The Looney Tunes Show | Grilled Cheese | Boomerang
• I’m a Little Toothpaste
• Gilligan’s Island
• Top Gear Theme Song

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle, and of course our Sponsor SOCK ROCKET!

This week we go remote because Dropbear and Panda have been separated by COVID-19. Yep. Poor Panda caught ‘The Vid’ at her work in Health Services and is finding the positives in her positive; Dropbear has been living in isolated exile to ensure it doesn’t spread. 

So this week we’re doing the podcast via ZOOM. Not ones to be downers, we found some fun news about some out-of-this-world samosas, honest menus, and food that is horrible to put in your mouth if you can’t taste or smell it.

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LINKS FOUND IN THIS PODCAST

• Samosas In Space
• Chai Walla Bath
• All Clean Natural - Daniel Boria
• Aunt Die - Feigang Fei
• Alberta Health Services

MUSIC AND SFX IN THIS EPISODE

• $5000 Dollar Apartment - Seinfeld
• Pigs in Space Intro
• Fart the Musical
• Gir - The Doom Song
• Ew David
• Chicken Song
• Fat Bastard

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle!

We do our best to do a quick review of 2020 without going completely insane - is THAT what gave Panda a headache? Or was it all the cookies she ate during quarantine? At least we isolated, unlike… Canadian politicians.

What will 2021 bring? Aliens, probably. Do these aliens have feet? Do they wear socks? We hope so! We’d love to give them some socks. Unless they have tentacles, then things might get awkward.

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LINKS FOUND IN THIS PODCAST

• Mikey Wright charges into Hawaii surf to rescue struggling swimmer
• Ontario minister who flouted Covid advice to take Caribbean holiday resigns
• Ontario finance minister Rod Phillips resigns over Caribbean vacation
• Growing list of Canadian politicians caught travelling abroad despite pandemic
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• Sock Rocket
• Rob Mitchelson Music

MUSIC AND SFX IN THIS EPISODE

• A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away) (Video)
• Cookie Monster Eating Cookie! Om nom nom!
• Funniest German Music Song
• Sesame Street: Grover Near and Far
• The Hockey Song
• The Xfiles Theme
• The Sound of dial-up Internet
• Henry Stickmin Collection - Dogpile
• Kettle Drum player in Nassau, Bahamas
• Surfaris - Wipe Out
• Point Break End Sequence

DROPBEAR AND PANDA WOULD LIKE TO THANK

Make More Creative for the dope production, and Emre Cords for our amazing theme music and Rob Mitchelson for his ridiculous Sock Rocket jingle!