Ep 049 | Snackin'

On today's wild episode of The Rithm, the upcoming Mike Tyson fight, a Tik Tok internet sleuth and the latest findings regarding Ozempic and other diabetes medications lead to stories about Markus' schoolyard beatdown, why Alex never loses an argument and whether or not Bryan's cravings are actually addictions. All of that plus PNC, creating news stories based on real headlines and a wild question from Reddit.

And no, the title isn't misspelled.

Allow them to introduce themselves!

Wendy's introduces dynamic pricing

Kelloggs introduces cereal for dinner

Microplastics are introduced in placentas

Tik Tok introduces body dysmorphia to the male population.

We tackle those topics plus the best fast food breakfast, plastic habits, giving kids diabetes, skinny Bryan and Big Al, Bryan’s Island murder and whether or not we achieved our goals for the week!

After an extended hiatus, we're back with a new Monday show titled: The Rithm. Every Monday we'll take a look at the serious and silly news stories topping the social media algorithms, add additional insight and see where the stories take us! Hint: Its the hilarious personal stories, honesty and overall fun you've come to expect from us!

For the inaugural episode topics include the AT&T outage, MLB Player's Pants, Brain chips, Beyonce's country jams, and Trump's outreach to voters like us. All of that plus, Markus' tasty dates,  Bryan's Beyonce cluelessness and what happened when Alex didn't come home on time.

For the final show of the year, we get the libations flowing and talk all things Christmas. From hilarious gift giving stories to a legendary Santa rant, this episode has it all! Buying gifts for yourself, wine talk, the perfect holiday weather, cultivating the holiday spirit, Nike's return policy, and so much more including Bryan the toy thief, Markus' sherpa and Alex thinks women don't need Skims.

Alex begins the show discussing his laundry related hustle before turning the question to Markus and Bryan. This leads to wild discussion about their various hustles as teenagers, upgrading TVs and universal remotes, streaming devices, and whether or not we had it better than today's kids. All of that plus Markus may be the water boy, Bryan eyeglass cases and Alex ends the show with legendary story about basic cable.

The holiday season is upon us and we kick it off with some beverages and a fun discussion about Thanksgiving trauma, duck, the proper way to eat Turkey/dressing combo, and our Thanksgiving performances as a children. Plus, Alex and Bryan give Markus tips on how to responsibly indulge while trying to stay healthy. Also, an update on Alex's malfunctioning oven, Markus' run in with chicken wings and Bryan goes full Destiny's Child and says her name.

The holiday season is upon us and most of us think it starts too fast. Especially for Alex, whose oven issues are threatening his family's Thanksgiving celebration. The guys help him decide whether or  not its possible to cook a full meal without an oven before a wild discussion on envelope weed, CBD for sleep and the Devil's Delta 9. All of that plus Bryan's green allergy, Markus' Theraflu, the proper way to apply Vicks and much more!