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    Ep. 157 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    enOctober 31, 2022

    Podcast Summary

    • Discussing baseball, comedy, and healthAlbert Pujols' baseball career is impressive, Mint Mobile offers affordable wireless plans by cutting retail store costs, and healthy lifestyle choices are crucial to prevent type 2 diabetes

      Albert Pujols has been playing baseball for as long as the comedian has been in the industry, and Mint Mobile offers affordable wireless plans by cutting out retail store costs. The comedian was initially skeptical about the affordable wireless plans, but after learning about Mint Mobile's business model, he was impressed. Meanwhile, the conversation shifted to health, with the comedian expressing shock about how lifestyle choices can lead to type 2 diabetes. Dean Del Rey was mentioned as an example of someone who turned his health around after a juicing diet led to a sugar spike. The conversation ended with the comedian expressing his fascination with watches and expressing his admiration for friends who have extensive knowledge about them. Overall, the conversation touched on various topics, but the key takeaways were the longevity of Albert Pujols' baseball career and Mint Mobile's affordable wireless plans.

    • Appreciation for unique and nostalgic itemsThe speaker values owning and wearing items with history and stories, reflecting his personality and interests, and finds joy in their connections and the confidence they bring.

      The speaker expresses a strong appreciation for unique and nostalgic items, whether it be watches, clothing, or experiences. He enjoys learning about the history and background of these items and finds joy in owning and wearing them. He also values the stories and connections behind these possessions, often wishing for more in-depth discussions about them from various sources. The speaker's love for these items is a reflection of his personality and interests, and he takes pride in owning and wearing them. Additionally, he acknowledges the importance of reclaiming a sense of power and dressing nicely to feel confident and grown up.

    • Impact of self-perception and fashionOur self-worth and confidence can be enhanced through small investments in ourselves, like fashion, leading to a positive impact on self-perception and presentation to the world.

      Our actions and beliefs can significantly impact our self-perception and the way we present ourselves to the world. The speaker shares his personal experience of letting go of his sense of style and dressing down intentionally as part of his comedian persona. However, he later realized the importance of feeling good about himself through fashion and started investing in nice clothes again. This shift in perspective was influenced by a conversation with a friend and the desire to regain a sense of power and control over his image. It's a reminder that our self-worth and confidence can be boosted through small indulgences and investments in ourselves, even if it's something as simple as a nice tracksuit or a well-tailored suit.

    • Tom Segura talks about his personal life and career with candid humorComedian Tom Segura shares his experiences and observations about life and career, using humor to connect with audience and share candidly about relationships and past experiences

      Tom Segura, a comedian, shares his experiences and observations about his personal life and career with a candid and humorous perspective. He discusses his past experiences, including his old shirt and his height, and how people perceive him. He also talks about his relationships and how he jokes about them on stage. Segura mentions that he's been called a "slut" by some people for his jokes about his girlfriend, but he sees it as a sign of love and closeness. He also shares a rumor he started about Tom Cruise wearing lifts in his shoes. The comedian also mentions how some people have misunderstood his jokes and taken them seriously, leading to confusion and even concerns about his health. Despite this, Segura continues to use humor to connect with his audience and share his experiences.

    • Finding joy in love's ups and downsAuthenticity, trustworthiness, humor, and connection are key to navigating love's challenges and finding joy in its moments.

      Love involves both light and dark moments, and finding joy in the midst of fear and uncertainty. The speaker shares how his family's dark humor and ability to laugh during difficult times is a reflection of their deep love for each other. He also emphasizes the importance of being authentic and trustworthy in relationships, as opposed to merely expressing grandiose feelings without following through on actions. The speaker's anecdote about the anesthesiologist's reassuring words and the family's reaction highlights the importance of finding comfort and connection in difficult situations. Ultimately, the speaker values the honesty and humor in his relationships, which help him navigate both the joys and challenges of life.

    • Authenticity and vulnerability on stageSharing personal experiences and feelings creates a deeper connection with the audience. Genuine performances resonate and set a new standard.

      Authenticity and vulnerability on stage can create a deeper connection with the audience. Using personal experiences and sharing real feelings can make the performance endearing and relatable. The example given was Louie C.K.'s comedic style, where he shares raw and honest stories about his life. This approach resonates with audiences because it feels genuine and authentic, and it sets a new standard for comedy performance. Additionally, the discussion touched on the idea that certain barriers to entry exist in sports and entertainment industries, preventing some naturally talented individuals from participating due to financial constraints. This conversation circled back to the importance of being true to oneself and sharing real experiences on stage.

    • Lessons from Encountering Louie CKAuthenticity and staying true to oneself can lead to meaningful connections despite past disappointments or disrespect.

      Authenticity and honesty can go a long way in building genuine connections. The speaker shared an experience of encountering individuals who were trying too hard to brand themselves in the early 2000s comedy scene. However, when they met Louie CK, they found him to be genuinely himself, which made a lasting impression. The speaker also shared an incident where they used magic tricks to save a failing comedy set, only to have Louie CK steal the act and leave the speaker feeling disrespected. Yet, this experience ultimately taught the speaker the importance of authenticity and staying true to oneself. Ultimately, the speaker's experience with Louie CK serves as a reminder that being true to oneself and connecting with others authentically can lead to meaningful and lasting relationships.

    • Struggling to Find Your Unique Voice in ComedyFocus on developing your unique voice instead of mimicking others, and be authentic to resonate with diverse audiences.

      Comedians often struggle with finding their unique voice when influenced by other comedians. The speaker in this conversation recalls his early days in comedy, where he tried to mimic the styles of other comedians like Dane Cook and David Tell. However, when he went on stage, his friends didn't appreciate his derivative material and tried to steer him away from it. Looking back, he realizes that he should have focused on developing his own voice instead. The comedic process involves constant evolution and growth, and it's essential to find what sets you apart from others in the industry. The speaker also shares an experience where he tried an unconventional joke about parenting that didn't resonate with some audiences, highlighting the importance of being authentic and resonating with various demographics. Ultimately, the journey to finding one's voice in comedy is a challenging but rewarding experience.

    • The importance of protein for growth and developmentProtein supports physical growth and development, including bones, muscles, cartilage, skin, and blood. Choosing a protein-rich snack after a workout can promote recovery and overall health.

      Protein plays a crucial role in supporting the body's growth and development, including bones, muscles, cartilage, skin, and blood. It also contains small amounts of essential nutrients like calcium and iron. The speaker shares his personal experience of craving a protein-rich snack, specifically bone broth, after a workout. While he initially desired a martini, he ultimately chose the healthier option. The conversation then shifts to childhood fears, specifically the fear of being scared in the dark. The speaker shares a memory of his father scaring him and his friends during a party, using a mask and a chainsaw. Another memory involves a guy collecting money for beer at a party, only to reveal later that he was the father of one of the attendees. These stories illustrate the importance of protein in supporting physical growth and development, as well as the power of unexpected experiences to elicit fear and excitement.

    • Unexpected disruption at comedy eventA heckler's actions led to a female comedian's removal from a comedy event, sparking discussions about respect, understanding, and the responsibility of comedy clubs to ensure a safe and inclusive environment.

      A comedy event took an unexpected turn when a heckler threw a beer can at a female comedian, Ariel Elias, during her performance. The incident escalated, leading to her being escorted out of the venue. Elias handled the situation calmly, using humor to diffuse the situation. Despite her attempt to keep things light, the incident raised concerns about intolerance and violence towards those with differing political views. The incident highlights the importance of respect and understanding in comedy and public spaces. The incident also sparked discussions about the role of comedy clubs and their responsibility to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all performers. The incident serves as a reminder that humor should never be used as a weapon to harm or intimidate others.

    • Unpleasant experiences at eventsDespite encountering inconveniences and feeling disrespected, the speaker found moments of amusement in unexpected situations.

      The speaker had an unpleasant experience at an event, where he felt uncomfortable and disrespected by photographers and the crowd. He encountered various inconveniences, such as long lines for the restroom and being denied his preferred beer. However, an unexpected event occurred in the restroom, where a smaller man unexpectedly emerged from a stall, causing a commotion. Despite the overall negative experience, the speaker found a moment of amusement in the situation. Additionally, he shared a story about attending a comedy show by Burke Chrysler. Overall, the speaker's experiences ranged from frustrating to entertaining, but left him feeling somewhat disconnected from the events and the people around him.

    • Unexpected encounters in restrooms during showsPerformers may encounter unexpected situations during their shows, ranging from fights to intimate encounters in restrooms, adding to the unpredictability of their profession

      The speaker shared an amusing anecdote about witnessing an unexpected encounter in a restroom during one of his shows. The man in question walked in on another man apparently engaging in an intimate act, but instead of being terrified, the intruder became enraged and accused the other man of violating the marriage restroom. The speaker found the situation hilarious and it became the funniest part of the show for him. Despite the bizarre incident, the speaker expressed that such incidents are not uncommon in his line of work, as he has experienced various unexpected situations during his shows, including fights and drunkenness. Overall, the speaker found the situation amusing and shared it as an example of the unpredictable nature of his job.

    • The profound impact of a close relationship with a father figureA strong bond with a father figure, characterized by charisma, shared interests, and humility, can have a profound impact on a person's life.

      Having a close and unique relationship with a father figure can have a profound impact on a person's life. The discussion highlights how the speakers admire the bond between a particular family and how they wish they had experienced similar connections with their own fathers. The admiration stems from the father's charisma, athleticism, and the shared interest in football. The speakers express that they believe the family's experiences, such as watching Sunday football together, must have been incredibly special. They also acknowledge the humility and down-to-earth nature of the father figure, adding to their admiration. Overall, the speakers' reflections emphasize the importance of having a strong and meaningful connection with a father figure and the positive impact it can have on one's life.

    • Famous Families: Fascination and DoubtThe speaker expressed fascination with famous families, but also had doubts about fitting in and being accepted.

      During the conversation, the speaker was discussing the idea of joining a famous or wealthy family, but ultimately decided against it due to various reasons. They mentioned families like the Kennedys, Mannings, Kardashians, and the Smiths, expressing concerns about not fitting in or being accepted. They also mentioned families like the British royal family, the Cyrus family, and the Esteves family, expressing intrigue but ultimately passing. The speaker also shared stories about famous families and their members, such as the Kardashians and Charlie Sheen, expressing awe and caution. Overall, the conversation highlighted the speaker's fascination with famous families and their lifestyles, as well as their self-doubt and uncertainty about whether they would be able to fit in.

    • Wealthy Families: Vanderbilt and HemsworthThe Vanderbilt and Hemsworth families, each influential in their time, continue to captivate the public through their descendants' accomplishments and charisma. The speaker expresses a preference for the Hemsworth brothers' public image and finds Kate Hudson intriguing.

      The Vanderbilt and Hemsworth families represent wealthy and influential dynasties in their respective eras. The Vanderbilt family, once the wealthiest in America, is now represented by Anderson Cooper, while the Hemsworth brothers, Chris, Liam, and Luke, are prominent actors in Hollywood. Both families have captivated the public's attention through their accomplishments and charisma. Despite their differences, there is a shared appreciation for their impact and influence. However, the speaker expresses a preference for the Hemsworths' public image and finds Kate Hudson, specifically, intriguing and potentially alluring. The speaker also has strong opinions on fashion choices, particularly disliking the idea of women wearing sneakers with bathing suits.

    • Instagram post sparks conversation about social media's emotional powerSocial media can evoke strong reactions, even from seemingly trivial content. It has the power to spark conversations and memories, and highlights the magnetic appeal of celebrities.

      Social media can evoke strong reactions, even if the content seems trivial at first. The speaker was drawn in by an Instagram post of a woman wearing a sexy thong while hiking, but was taken aback when she saw she was wearing sneakers. Despite initially being disappointed, the speaker acknowledged the woman's energy and charisma, and later reflected on fond family vacation memories. The conversation also touched on the magnetic appeal of celebrities like Kate Hudson and Angelina Jolie, and the importance of fact-checking information shared online. The conversation ended with a lighthearted moment of misinformation about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's children. Overall, the discussion highlights the power of social media to evoke emotions and spark conversations, even if the initial draw is something as seemingly insignificant as a sexy Instagram post.

    • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Family: A Mix of Confusion and ReflectionsThe speaker reminisced about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's family, expressing confusion about their adopted child Shiloh's biological connection and expressing desires for a twin or being part of the Escobar family, while also sharing past experiences with disruptive audience members during a theater performance.

      The speaker had a confusing conversation about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's family, specifically regarding their adopted child Shiloh. They mentioned that Shiloh was a doppelganger of both parents, but also seemed unsure about her biological connection to them. The conversation then shifted to discussing the size of Jolie Pitt's family and the speaker's past experiences with disruptive audience members during a theater performance. Despite the confusion and distractions, the speaker expressed a desire for a twin or even being part of the Escobar family, before the conversation ended with a description of an unruly theatergoer. Overall, the conversation was a mix of topics, with the main theme being the speaker's recollections of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's family and their experiences.

    • Unexpected audience behavior leads to chaotic comedy showAdapt to unexpected situations and find the right order for material to keep audience engaged in live comedy performances

      Comedy, like any performance art, can be unpredictable and even chaotic at times. Tom Segura shared an experience where his show turned into a wild and out-of-control performance due to unexpected audience behavior. Instead of trying to regain control with his prepared material, he chose to go with the flow and make it a crowd work experience. Segura prefers a chaotic show over a bland one, believing that the energy and unpredictability make for a memorable experience. He also emphasized the importance of adapting to the situation and finding the right order for his material to keep the audience engaged. Overall, Segura's experience highlights the delicate balance and unpredictability of live comedy performances.

    • Discussing upcoming events and appearances on Joe Rogan's podcastThey looked forward to their podcast appearance, joked about getting 'loaded', and shared past experiences with Big and Robin.

      The conversation between the speakers touched upon various topics including upcoming events, famous figures like Rob Kardashian, and their plans for an appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast. They also discussed their drinking habits and joked around about getting "loaded" for the recording. Despite some uncertainties and jokes, they were looking forward to the experience and making the most of it. Additionally, they mentioned some past experiences and people, such as Big and Robin, and shared their thoughts on those. Overall, the conversation was filled with humor and anticipation for the upcoming event.

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