Ep. 269 Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood: “The Tale of Kim and D’s Sex Van”

Ket tells Kim about the film based on Stephen King’s short story 1922. Through the miracle of modern technology, this episode is brought to you from Hawaii and Wales! Ketryn can’t seem to extract Tom Jayne’s accent from her speech and then Kim realizes she can’t act with her teeth without bringing her lips into the mix. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in 1922.

Director: Zak Hilditch

Writers: Stephen King, Zak Hilditch

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The girls are still not entirely sure where in the world they are so they’re comin’ at you with a re-release that is really just an excuse to talk about Saltburn! We gotta talk about Saltburn! Check out our new intro to hear the girls' full take!

Ep. 8: The Killing of a Sacred Deer: “The Tale of a Sacred Sponge Bob”

Kim tells Ket about The Killing of a Sacred Deer, starring Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, and Barry Keoghan. We’ll find out how Kim faired as her own viewing partner. We’ll listen to Ket literally die of laughter (she’s a ghost now) and who Kim and Ket would kill if they had to. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die in The Killing of a Sacred Deer.

Dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

Writer Yorgos Lanthimos, Efthymis Filippou

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The girls are traveling and thought they’d send you a little blast from the Snow Space past with a second look at The Thing with an all new intro segment!

Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity”

Ket tells Kim about John Carpenter’s The Thing starring Kurt “Baby Blues” Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Ketryn braved some major animal horror (that she had previously blocked out) to bring you this episode. So let’s hold each others dicks and get stir-fried. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Thing.

Dir. John Carpenter

Writers Bill Lancaster, John W. Campbell Jr.

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Kim tells Ket about The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster. The number of tangents the girls break off into is directly correlated to this brilliant film’s bummer scale. The girls attempt to showcase their STEMiness in various ways: talking about their 8th grade project on mercury, saying the word defibrillator, etc. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster.

Dir. Bomani J. Story

Writer Bomani J. Story

Sharai Bohannon Horror Movie Blog SXSW review of The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster: https://horrormovieblog.com/angry-black-girl/

Kim's new lil book Sisterhood: The Power of Female Friendship: https://a.co/d/18i9x6z

Ket's Welsh Witch book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0738770914?ref_=cm_sw_r_apin_dp_8TG63XJD15FWNN2TGW38&language=en-US

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Ket tells Kim about The Rental. Come for the Jeremy Allen White meal, stay for the Dan Stevens dessert. I think a really useful lesson to glean from this film is that if you don’t go on a hike and then do drugs on Alison Brie’s schedule, you will perish. The girls feel this is fair and just. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Rental.

Dir. Dave Franco

Writers Dave Franco, Joe Swanberg, Mike Demski

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Kim tells Ket about Annabelle and is, like, 80% sure they’ve never done this movie before. Regardless, it’s definitely the “first” time their goldfish brains are hearing it. Along with being that of a domesticated fish with a brain weighing 0.097 g, Ketryn’s brain is also full of a foggy mist that goes by the name of COVID. But don’t worry, the girls still managed to come up with a suitable name for Kim’s first born. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Annabelle.

Director: John R. Leonetti

Writer: Gary Dauberman

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Ket tells Kim about The Last Voyage of the Demeter. I think the main takeaway is that neither of the girls are of “ship people.” They also recall ye olde’ ancient ship lore, you know the one, about a man with no pupils kool-aid-manning through a door. We’ve all heard it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Last Voyage of the Demeter.

Director: André Øvredal

Writers: Bram Stoker, Bragi F. Schut, Zak Olkewicz 

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K&K

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Kim tells Ket about the Hulu Horror No One Will Save You. So, obviously, like everyone else, the girls spent 10 minutes talking about J.A.W. Ket, once again, makes multiple concessions and ignores 1000 red flags in favor of a gorgeous house. Giving up this house? Over aliens? In this economy? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in No One Will Save You.

Dir. Brian Duffield

Writer Brian Duffield

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K&K

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Ket tells Kim about the Shudder original, Gwen. Since Ket is headed to Wales, she thought she’d take the Sammies with her! So, let’s all take a little jaunt to this beautiful bummer. This gorgeous gut punch. This potato pantry of pain. The true monsters have always been humans… but also check out this LANTERN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Gwen.

Dir. William McGregor

Writer William McGregor

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Kim tells Ket about the critically acclaimed Talk to Me. The girls would ALSO like to add to the acclaim! It’s not often a movie lives up to the hype. We learn that Kim is a Mia and Ket is a Jade… but also Sue. So, Ket is Kim’s best friend AND Mom which, honestly, checks out. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Talk to Me.

Dir. Danny Philippou, Michael Philippou

Writers Danny Philippou, Bill Hinzman, Daley Pearson 

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Ok we'll see ourselves out.

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

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