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    Ep 65: Ode to Video Stores

    en-usSeptember 15, 2021
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    About this Episode

    Honest question: if clone commanders consume steroids to get bulky, do we think their junk still shrinks? 

    In episode 65, hosts Alyce and Laura ponder* this question and more while they trim their beards, catch up on the latest in Star Wars news and discuss Star Wars: The High Republic!

    • 🎵 KOTORing! What's your price for flight, in finding mister right...🎵 Knights of the Old Republic: The Remake was announced last week
    • It was kind of a missed opportunity for LEGO Star Wars to not name their Halloween Special, “Frights of the Old Republic.” Would’ve been timely…
    • Why Christian Slater’s casting in LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales was extremely confusing to Laura at first
    • Star Wars: Visions got itself a sexy, new trailer
    • It sounds like “Andor” and “Obi-Wan Kenobi” are finished with principal photography, so can it just be 2022 now?
    • Thandiwe Newton is out here spilling tea about her role in “Solo”
    • Tom Kane has retired from voice acting and we are sending him happy, healing vibes from the windy city.
    • E.K. Johnston dropped by Dragon Con to discuss the prequels, Padmé, the handmaidens and, of course, her upcoming book, “Star Wars: Queen’s Hope” coming out in November
    • It’s the never-ending Star Wars Hot Girl Summer with this upcoming Qi’ra-centric comic, “Star Wars: Crimson Reign”
    • Recap on Tap! Star Wars: The High Republic: The Rising Storm: So Many Colons! If you’re avoiding spoilers for The Rising Storm, skip 44:05-1:03:00.
    • Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, but make it snappy!

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

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    • A lovely listener message from Zean!

    Other helpful links referenced in this episode:

    • Join Laura, Rocha and Smets for a discussion on the 3-episode premiere of The Bad Batch on The Jedi Way!


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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

    Ep. 111: He Cut Her In Half. Hot.

    Ep. 111: He Cut Her In Half. Hot.

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    • Nothing to recap in this episode so it’s just us running through news and goofing off for an hour
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    • Hop aboard the Caravan of Corrections for a history lesson on the Ataraxia
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    • Empire Magazine did a tease about their upcoming Star Wars feature and we recorded before we knew that it was *absolutely nothing* so we theorized (badly) about what the news/announcement could be 
    • A lovely email from our friends at Star Wars: In a Galaxy
    • Other stuff we’re watching and reading at the moment 

    We’re taking a little February break, but stay tuned for more Force Toast on March 5, 2024!

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

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    • We open with a game that’s kinda like Guess Who meets Balderdash
    • Shout out to listener Stephanie this week, thank you for the Ko-Fi!
    • Btw, if YOU'd like to support Force Toast, you can do that here!
    • Let’s discuss the trailer for The Bad Batch season 3!
    • Laura defines “young professional”
    • On that note, be an idiot in your 20s. That is the point of your 20s.
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    • Thank you to A Certain Point Askew for the twitter shout out!
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    Helpful links referenced in this episode:

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

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    Ep 109: The Tiredest

    A big special happy holiday thank you to Jane for the Ko-FIIIII!

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    • Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Those Game of Thrones guys had to go! (via THR, LRM)
    • We’re getting a new Star Wars movie soon! Yay! Yay? No? Either way, we have thoughts! (via sw.com, Variety)
    • Are we gonna have to watch all the characters in that baby High Republic show blow up on Starlight Beacon? Well WE won’t, but those of you who actually watch it might (but probably not)
    • Will there be Star Wars stuff at D23? (via SWNN)
    • The Hollywood Reporter did a cute interview with Eman Esfandi back in December
    • It’s official, Ahsoka season 2 is happening! (via sw.com)
    • We re-christen Filoni with a new middle name because it works better for us 
    • Did people not know that Bo-Katan is the HBIC of Mandalore now? 
    • It’s all about The High Republic comics in Recap on Tap! Not much to spoil in Shadows of Starlight #4, but skip 37:45-46:05 if you want to avoid that discussion. For THR #2: Children of the Storm, skip 46:05-54:55 to avoid major spoilers!
    • A valuable lesson in signing out of your Spotify account before you check out of Airbnb

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    Catch Laura, Rocha and Smets on The Jedi Way as they discuss Adam Driver’s recent comments on Star Wars, the forthcoming Mando movie, Ahsoka season 2 and more!

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

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    Ep 108: Tingle Jingle Bells

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    • Ariana Greenblatt posted a video of fight rehearsal with Hayden
    • Stop listening to rumors about The Mandalorian Season 4. No one knows what they’re talking about.
    • Recap on Tap: The High Republic comic, Shadows of Starlight Issue #3. There’s not much to spoil, but if you want to read it yourself before you hear our discussion, skip 35:20-44:51.
    • Thanks to listener Allison for the super fun email we got to discuss in this episode! 
    • If you’re still avoiding spoilers for THR: Eye of Darkness, skip 1:00:00-1:00:30!
    • The Grand Finale of our First and Probably Last Star Wars Limb Loss Annual Wager! We have a winner! 

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

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    • Rejoice, the SAG-AFTRA strike has ended!
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    • Then we get into a spoiler-free discussion of The High Republic: The Eye of Darkness (skip 1:00:25-1:12:05 if you want to avoid all Eye of Darkness talk)

     

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

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    Ep 106: Eaten by Nature

    This episode of Force Toast was recorded during the 2023 SAG-AFTRA strike. The projects discussed in this episode would not exist were it not for the hard work of the actors currently on strike. We stand in solidarity with the guild’s fight for higher compensation from streaming and protections against the encroachment of artificial intelligence. Support striking actors here and here.

    In Episode 106, hosts Alyce and Laura just want* to talk about Star Wars. They DON’T want to hear about a man’s farm!

    • Adventures in apartment living 
    • Hop on board the Caravan of Corrections/Rabbithole for a lesson in Star Wars history and politics: the galactic capital 
    • Alyce is feeling salty (in the best way) as we discuss missed opportunities in Star Wars storytelling (via Screenrant)
    • Sometimes when characters die, they’re just joking. If Palpatine and Ahsoka and the Grand Inquisitor and Maul and Reva and Boba Fett and Cobb Vanth and Fennec Shand and Rey can SOMEHOW survive, why not Cad Bane? 
    • Internet hacks, courtesy of the host of this podcast that doesn’t work in tech
    • Speculate for fun and then be like Elsa: LET. IT. GO.
    • A new young adult novel came out and we completely missed that news? (via starwars.com)
    • In today’s Annoying Dude Stuff segment: deranged director Matthew Vaughn wants to reboot the OT (via Happy Sad Confused)
    • Highlights from the publishing panel at NYCC
    • From Starcruiser to star snoozer: sunsetting the Star Wars Hotel For The 1%
    • Mynock, mynock, mynock, mynock

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

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    This episode of Force Toast was recorded during the 2023 SAG-AFTRA strike. The projects discussed in this episode would not exist were it not for the hard work of the actors currently on strike. We stand in solidarity with the guild’s fight for higher compensation from streaming and protections against the encroachment of artificial intelligence. Support striking actors here and here.

    In Episode 105, hosts Alyce and Laura don’t have* a lot of Star Wars news to discuss, so it’s another Recap on Tap heavy episode of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour!

    • Real Housewives, but it’s not real and no one’s a housewife
    • All aboard the Caravan of Corrections!
    • After 146 days, the WGA strike has ended!
    • Could Star Wars benefit from writers rooms in its live-action series?
    • Has KalluZeb been canonized?
    • Your Shin Hati theory sucks. Please read the novel “Phasma.”
    • Maybe don’t create a significant other using AI and then listen to it when it tells you to unalive someone (via usnews.com)
    • The High Republic Phase 3 is upon us! Recap on Tap kicks off with the comic Shadows of Starlight #1
    • Ahsoka Part 7: Dreams and Madness is where we fell in love with Ezra Bridger
    • A brief interlude (rabbit hole) on the New Republic senate, chancellor, galactic republic, voting
    • In Ahsoka Part 8, Thrawn’s toxic trait is hoarding corpses, but he’ll be damned if they won’t be organized in a neat and tidy formation
    • Taylor Swift promotes football

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

    Ep 104: Mitth'raw'nur Doodle Doo

    Ep 104: Mitth'raw'nur Doodle Doo

    This episode of Force Toast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. The projects discussed in this episode would not exist were it not for the hard work of the writers and actors currently on strike. We stand in solidarity with the guilds fighting for higher compensation from streaming and protections against the encroachment of artificial intelligence. Support the striking guilds here and here.

    In Episode 104, hosts Alyce and Laura discuss all the recent Star Wars movie news, field trips, alien anatomy, brooms and the truth about Vader’s junk.

    • Has your field trip ever almost burned down a movie theater? 
    • Drawing out the limited news we have to discuss
    • Good lord, is the Taika movie happening or not? (via LRM)
    • David S. Goyer wrote a Star Wars script/treatment (via Josh Horowitz)
    • A Lando series update! (via Variety)
    • The makeup process to bring Hera and Ahsoka to life (via Dagobah Dispatch)
    • We kick off another stacked Recap on Tap with a quick spoiler discussion on Star Wars Inquisitor: Rise of the Red Blade  (skip 23:50-31:10 to avoid spoilers) and briefly touch on Tales of Light & Life
    • Recap and review of Ahsoka Parts 5 and 6 with spoilers!
    • There is a distinct lack of ear holes in Ahsoka

    Helpful links referenced in this episode:

    The Jedi Way is doing Ahsoka reviews! Find our review of Part 5: Shadow Warrior  here and our Part 6: Far, Far Away review here!

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!

    Ep 103: Fully Cooked and Deep Fried

    Ep 103: Fully Cooked and Deep Fried

    This episode of Force Toast was recorded during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. The projects discussed in this episode would not exist were it not for the hard work of the writers and actors currently on strike. We stand in solidarity with the guilds fighting for higher compensation from streaming and protections against the encroachment of artificial intelligence. Support the striking guilds here and here.

    In Episode 103, hosts Alyce and Laura have* an unusual amount of food and d*ck talk. But fear not, there’s Star Wars stuff here too!

    • That’s a nice platter of shrimp you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if someone undercooked the sh*t out of it before serving it to you.
    • Everything new is actually old, including that Ahsoka featurette that came out Sept 8
    • Alas, Skeleton Crew has been delayed, allegedly (via Bespin Bulletin). Next time, we’re placing bets in Vegas for our predictions.
    • Is Mando Season 3 coming to home video/DVD/blu-ray/fancy physical format in 2024? 
    • A new Star Wars fan favorite character is coming to Disneyland!
    • The Jedi Council but make it a Christmas carol. That’s what the new Star Wars novel is going to be about (not really).  
    • With enough time and audacity, you too can turn your love of our nerdy space war fandom into sh*tty looking desserts (via starwars.com)
    • Recap on Tap: initial spoiler-free thoughts on Tales of Light & Life and From a Certain Point of View: Return of the Jedi, then it’s on to Ahsoka! Fair warning: our recap and review of episodes 3 and 4 of Ahsoka include spoilers 
    • A really nice note from listener Michael Baysinger and an update on Limb Watch 2023!

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    *This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!