Ep. 9 - Arcane Bullshit

We're back, Toke Lords!!!

After a looooong ass hiatus, we finally get to revisit the toasty tale of The Five Trippers as they blaze their way across the land of Cheeba!  Season TWO is here!!!

Having successfully pilfered the key to unlock the Home Incarceration Anklet worn by The Grand Wizard Gilly the Green, The Trippers were immediately threatened by the Neighborhooed Authority for the Rules of Cheeba (aka The N.A.R.C.s).  A rowdy and raucous bar brawl broke out as Clockwork Guardians attempted to detain them from within the previously warded Bawdy House.

Fortunately, having fully regained his ability to leave The Bawdy House, Gilly snatched up all five of his emancipators and teleported them away to a dark and secluded and potentially safe sector within the Municipality of Jubilation.  Now they must continue their flee and escape The Brass...  But what lurks in the darkness is by far the most vile and disgusting home-brewed monster EVER created in all of Dungeons and Dragons. 

Don't believe me?  Have a listen!

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Our fine cast of toke lords embark on a new and toasty adventure!

Accompanied by a new cast member, David/Logan, six travelling glassblowers - who just so happen to also be skilled adventurers - make their way to the snowy mountain village of Woo-Hoo Yeah where the Tree of Slimpickens is about to be lit on the Eve of Toastmas!  What they don't know is that soon a terrible and vile smelling beast lurking in a nearby cave is planning to foil the festivities.  Hopefully our gang of ganja toking heroes will save the Holiday!

Centauria the Centaur Cleric (Brigid)
Who? the Kobold Monk (Andrew)
Sticky the High Elven Sorcerer (David/Logan...  I don't remember which name he was using at the time.)
Artie the Gnome Artificer  (Liz)
Geck the Goliath Barbarian  (Amanda)
and
Tief Sweat the Tiefling Barbarian  (Tahj)

The Five Trippers make their narrow escape from the lair of Rim the Ruleman Raylor and flee the scene of their crimes; breaking and entering, robbery, shameful moonwalking and unlicensed use of powerful magic items.  Away to The Bawdy House with key in hand to unleash him from his Shackle of Home Incarceration...

But what lies in the alleyways will surely disrupt their getaway...  Or will it?

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In this (the conclusion of episode 7) our heroes face off against a squadron of clockwork guardians who - with their razor sharp swords and shitty French accents - present an intensely challenging opposition as they attempt to descend into the underground tunnels beneath the city of Jubilation in hopes of stealing a key to The Shackles of Home Incarceration currently adorned by the grand wizard Gilly The Green!

But what else awaits them in the darkness is far more shittier than even those French accents.

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Our choked up champions of Cheeba - The Five Trippers from Earth - finally make their way to the gates of Jubilation to beseech The Grand Wizard, Gilly The Green, and ask for his assistance with their endeavor to procure The Goopy Bleb in hopes that it will aid in their return home.

But first they must convince the town's guards they are nothing more than a merry band of minstrels so they can get through the city gates with their weapons at hand.

Let's just see how well they fair...  Shall we?

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Join us for a guest appearance of one of the most amazing guests we've EVER had on Dungeons & Doobies...  The one and ONLY, B-Ben from Chi-Town, playing Spliffton Bic; a Fire Genasi Monk of The Midnight Tokers direct from The Hot Box.  No more words need be said... Just listen you awesome fucking human you!!!

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After a grueling battle with THE.MOST.POWERFUL big bad evil guy our Doobie Master has ever homegrowed (see what we did there) The Five Trippers take advantage of their ability to enjoy a long rest, camping out amongst the remains of The Pinner Bandits.  

They spend a short while exploring The Shady Hollows and then head down The Ponic River to their intended destination only to be held up at a Toll Bridge.  What happens next is to dumbest shit that has every been put on the internet before.  Please enjoy...  Kinsfolk Conflict!!!

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Along their travels, The Five Trippers find themselves accosted by the yet-to-be-infamous "Pinner Bandits" of Shady Hollows.  Will they resist these alleged pilferers?  Of course they will!!!  Have you not been listening to this show for four ding dang episodes already?  You should know.  We've got a handful of bloody murder hobos in our adventuring party.  Sure as shit their gonna resist these so-called robbers and then beat them to a pulp!

Or will they?   Only one way to find out, Toke Lords...  HIT THAT PLAY BUTTON!

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In the aftermath of an unexpected encounter with a hoard of Herb Gerblins, The Five Trippers settle down for a much needed long rest...  Well, those that aren't currently frying their balls off from the mushroom powder they ingested back in Episode 2!

When morning comes a monumental and yet oddly familiar looking shrine is discovered in the woods and the gang learns a great deal more about the magic of Tim'lyria and the power of The Haze before setting off to take their first steps out of The Shroomshire as they begin their fateful quest to find The Goopy Bleb.

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