EP89 - Wake Up and Wasabi

If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.

There's reason to believe that Erik is on the Epstein list. This is awkward.

Public Service Announcement: If you sub out the tuna in your poke bowl with grilled chicken, you a) are a monster and b) are now just eating a grilled chicken salad.

If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, "man, I wish there was a podcast episode that talks about Cybertrucks, serial killers, Santa Fe Gorditas, and George Lopez", then this episode is for you!

Thanksgiving is the best holiday of the year... unless you count Phil Collins Appreciation Day. Alternate names for this episode were 'Geogra-fist' and 'Albuquerque Uppercut'. We're thankful for all of you.

With Erik taking a mental health day, Pomp and Jones tackle the major issues facing our great nation. Just kidding, they talk about candy corn.

The guys invent the greatest dating app ever. You can even say that it’s… to die for. Go Steagles!

If you ever thought to yourself, “I think I want to cut my pajama pants into shorts”, then immediately thought to yourself “oooo I can call them pajorts!”, and then, after some time away to reflect, you thought, “ya know, shorjamas works too”, then this episode is for you.

The guys discuss the shows Inside Man (Netflix), Loudermilk (Amazon Prime) and Lighthouse Horror (YouTube). They also plot to take over the music world with their new cover band, Creedelback. Remember kids, the best French fries are onion rings.

The guys discuss the 1986 comedy The Money Pit, starring Tom Hanks and Shelley Long. This film follows a young couple as they struggle to repair a hopelessly dilapidated house. This description is devoid of humor, just like this movie.