Episode 09: Eye Poke for Kids

In this week's episode, we tell doctors why no one likes them anymore. We also explore the true meaning of "butthurt."

In the week's episode, we are become death, destroyer of Internets. We also delve deeply into the cyber-people left behind when we die in the real world. Oh, and Abe Vigoda.

In this week's episode, we think of the children. There really is a monster under your kids' bed, people. There's also one in their iPods, and another in their iPads.

In this week's episode, we take a look in the mirror and are reminded how awesome we are for not doing a podcast. We also take cheap shots at podcasts that get way more listens than we do.

In this week's episode, we delve into the false sense of hope Internet music gives us. It ain't West Side Story, and it ain't Grease. It's the first BANG the Internet musical. This week's featured free music came from Ol' Drippy and Kyle Woods & ShowYouSuck.

In this week's episode, we attack our own celebrity-obsessed closet monsters. We also appropriately rename the creator of TMZ, because we felt like it. The featured free music came from Tab & Anitek and Q Funktion.

In this week's episode, we fight the virtual newspaper ad-monsters. We also give a little insight into our shady pasts.

In this week's episode, we continue our discussion on movies and the Internet. This time it's all about casting rumors. We also construct the perfect movie for Internet trolls.

In this week's episode, we look at how the Internet is killing movies. We also coin a new term: Pinnocchiosing.

In this week's episode, we dive into the seedy world of extra-marital affairs, online dating and Pixtr. We also interview the first guest in the history of BANG.