Episode 175: Banished to the shadow realm

Ever wonder how to become a singer?... I'll teach you how to do it. We’ll talk about the wild world of Bitcoin and my own ups and downs in the investment game—it’s like trying to keep up with the wildest stripper in the club. Let's unravel the clean truth about comedians like Nate Bargatze. Let's discuss bowhunting and my recent fascination with it as I join the cult at Archery Country in Austin, Texas. I discuss the idea of just doing seven minute long podcast episodes. I also talk about almost diarrhea'ing at the world-famous Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas.. And more!

Unlock the secrets of artificial intelligence as we journey with Zach Wilcoxon of Pretect through the intricate web of AI's future, its effects on our lives, and the cosmic questions it raises. This episode promises not only to enlighten but also to challenge the way you perceive the integration of technology in everyday life. We grapple with the paradox of AI's boundless benefits and its potential for misuse, especially in the context of the fast-approaching elections and the unnerving reality of AI-generated misinformation. The discussion spans from the transformative impacts on industries, white-collar professions, and even the sanctity of entertainment to the ethical dilemmas we face as artistry and automation collide.

Step into the heart of modernity where tech meets human interaction, and where we candidly address the evolving dynamics of relationships amid the rise of AI. We share personal anecdotes that illustrate the undulating nature of partnerships and how mutual endurance forges strength over time. Additionally, we chuckle over the stark contrast between dating in the era of the Great Depression and now, in a world dominated by screens and swipes. Tackling societal concerns, we consider the implications of declining birth rates and the role AI might play in alleviating the strains of a shrinking workforce, even as it reshapes the job landscape.

Finally, prepare to be transported beyond the terrestrial boundaries as we contemplate the tantalizing prospect of alien life and the profound impact such a discovery could have on our understanding of existence. Discussions veer into the exhilarating realm of space exploration, drawing parallels with the audacious spirit of our ancestors while musing over the psychological effects of viewing Earth from afar. The episode culminates with speculative visions of an alien disclosure and the seismic shifts it would trigger, questioning our place in the grand tapestry of the universe. Join us for this episode that seamlessly blends the future, philosophy, and the distinctly human experience of grappling with the unknown.

Join us in this entertaining and enlightening episode where the multifaceted David Centofanti — comedian and former opera singer — schools us on the sophistication of Italian fine dining. David also shares his candid thoughts on the gritty reality of Sixth Street and reflects on receiving news updates from a girlfriend with IDF experience. Meanwhile, Detroit's resurgence is a hot topic, and David's attempt to convert Evan into a Detroit Lions supporter sparks a lively debate. We dive into a whimsical discussion on the idyllic universe of Jurassic Park and muse over a world where Eminem leads the charge in Jurassic World. The episode takes a turn towards the cinematic universe, questioning Marvel's impact on the film industry and exploring the contentious issue of open borders. Finally, we delve into a patriotic reflection on America's core identity. Tune in for this enjoyable rollercoaster of a conversation!

This week on "Seven Minutes in Evan," I'm excited to have Andre Ricks, the hilarious comedian and doorguy from the mothership, join me. We'll discuss how being on a cruise can feel akin to being stuck at a Golden Corral and why camping can be laughably futile, especially when trying to reason with a bear. Delving into the service industry, we'll share insights on the restaurant lifestyle, including the ups and downs of the job and useful lifehacks for servers to increase their earnings. We'll also explore our favorite colors and the personal reasons behind our choices. The topic of authority is on the table too—why we clash with it and how it shapes our lives. Plus, we ponder whether tough audiences are detrimental or beneficial to a comedian's growth. And we'll confront the stark reality faced by participants of "Naked and Afraid." Don't miss these intriguing conversations!

Welcome to this episode of Seven Minutes In Evan by Evan Lopez featuring this episode Comedian and New York Native Chad Dixon. In this episode we delve into the complexities of securing the Texas border and examine current government initiatives. We also ponder unconventional solutions to homelessness, debating the notion of a Highlander-style showdown for a hefty prize. We break down how scary Fentanyl is. the ongoing situation in Syria, and a lighthearted reflection on the undeniable importance of pizza in Chad's life. We explore the exorbitant prices of cable services, dissect the corny charm of late-night show-style interviews, and revel in the excitement of yard sale hustling. Join us in appreciating the glory of Antique Roadshow and sharing a laugh over the memorable moments on Pawn Stars, where people break down and deals unfold. Tune in for a diverse and engaging exploration of these topics and more!

In this episode of we talk about the texas freeze. Do penguins even wanna be in the arctic. What happens to Texans when it gets cold? Remember that old survival commercial from the 90s? Trump wins Iowa Caucus. Is RFK JR Gonna be a contender in the election? Jo Koy Bombs at the Golden Globes? Stay warm Texas and the rest of the world.. Stay sexy and I love you.

In this episode, join us as we dive into the world of pre-workout addiction, exploring the wild ride of taking the gym version of PCP. We also ponder the age-old question: Do pitbulls really like kids? And, of course, we discuss the unparalleled experience of indulging in Taco Bell while under the influence. From embracing a homeless mogul lifestyle to contemplating the highs and lows of social media, we cover it all. Plus, the latest buzz in the entertainment world, including Dave Chappelle's controversial new Netflix special and Katt Williams taking shots at Steve Harvey, Kevin Hart, Cedric the Entertainer, and more. Tune in for this emotional rollercoaster!

In this episode, we break down the holidays and dealing with doggy grief through the holidays and eating our grief with sugar and now having to detox. Doing more shows in December. What are goals for 2024?! Why did God send that bear to attack those children in the bible? Do I have any regrets this past year. Let's find out!

The dog days over.. We are systemically depressed on a molecular level as Evan tells the tail.. Of his dog unfortunately passing away while trying to mask his grief with humor. We dive into other topics about Diego's life choices and how careful you have to be with the way you walk alone around your neighborhood. What is Hiking? Doing meth a life choice?