EPISODE 240: EIGHT THE HARD WAY

Here is the long-awaited last episode of 2018! Sorry for the delay, but it's probably well worth it! This week we're eating bad jelly beans, using math poorly while playing Russian roulette, reminiscing on hot but traumatic after school specials, curing our heart conditions with crack cocaine, sexually harassing lawyers, pitching a surefire hit film starring Viggo Mortensen and Christian Bale and guaranteeing both are going dong out in at least one fight scene, saying goodbye to K-Mart, gentrifying the old neighborhood with trailer park mansions, driving Californians out of Montana, visiting an academic conference on robot sex, stifling free speech on college campuses, turning a blind eye to realistic robot balls, Palabra del dia, and solving crimes around Bozeman.

Catch 22 on Christmas trees, why aren't we thinking about our lumberjacks? New philosophical ideas, cause and effect, phone down eyes up, anti-texting and driving ad campaign starring Lil' Jon, deciphering random text messages, serial hustlers ripping off IHOPs, fake football refs, bad sportsmanship, good Looking out, great parenting.

Don't Flinch: Going ass-to-ass with an icy road in the winter,
Email Chopped and Screwed
Audiobooks
Noise in the audio
Today Was A Good Day
Good Life Coaches on some cult shit
It's hip to hate LOST
The Mustachination of Fabe Lincoln
The Goldberg's
NYPD BLUE
Saved by the Bell
Zack Morris and the Time Wizard in the fifth dimension
Rules of superpowers
Sabrina
Palabra del Dia

Originally recorded in June 2018, and released here on the internet for the first time, it's Episode 261! After a seven month hiatus, Matt and Dub are back!

Join us this week as we wrap up the end of the season with a free-flowing, non-structured rambling good time of an episode. We pull back the curtain and discuss mixing practices, whether we should commit to one original theme song, a new love for spicy foods, snack packs for adults, taking a bump of those sweet carbs, the flow, what makes one good or bad at their job, getting rid of a gallon of bad gasoline, making demands of your future self, how royal titles work, and more!

This week we're eating terrible last meals, cleaning our ears, livin' the bachelor life, volunteering and helping in Honduras, dealing vitamins in bulk, trying to name the new jingle segment, trying not to cry, and outlining a whole new movie. They don't make episodes of We Had a Good Life longer than Episode 259, so push some beds together and prepare yourself.

This week we're trying out commercial breaks, complaining about the older generation's music, dancing with the devil, planning another off-shoot cooking podcast, getting banned on Capitol Hill, repossessing cars and homes in the UK, analyzing how guns change a situation, writing jingles, stealing so much goddamn fajita meat, and giving up all of our private information.

In this FDIC insured episode we're trying to get a couple of stacks, catching up with old friends, avoiding so many assholes on the internet, reviving Palabra del Dia, shaving your head for St. Baldricks, building our brand, making fat kids fight for charity, pitching good marketing ideas for Pepsi, stealing technology, engaging local politicians, discussing the futile nature of legacy, kidnapping the elderly, and carefully researching why more old people aren't doing hard drugs.

This week we're purposely collecting a bunch of money by mistake, finding our limit for how much an ass-beating is worth, getting addicted to the power, and taking a trip to SLC where we're dealing with terrible weather, staying in a suite with a complimentary rapper, getting a loan smelling like booze, buying a car from the Mailman, escaping rooms, and properly allocating our tax returns!

Final thoughts on the Smooth Cool Walkings outline before we start the first draft, how to take advantage of your city's Winter Meltaway Program, frats continue to be the worst and so is everyone on Earth, human tribe mentality, broken windows, in-fighting, and societal gridlock.