Episode 26 - CHEAP DATES

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IF YOU KNEW HOW CRAZY SHIT HAS BEEN, YOU WOULDN'T BE MAD ABOUT ME NOT PUTTING UP THE BEST OF SHOWS. I'M SORRY EITHER WAY. THIS IS A GOOD ONE THOUGH. IT WAS RECORDED THAT ORIGINAL NIGHT MARCH 23, 2008 AT 1:58am IN THAT DINGY HOTEL. WE TACKLE A COUPLE OF THE WEBSITES YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT AND THE WEBSITES YOU SHOULD AVOID TO KEEP YOUR MANHOOD INTACT. YOU CAN STILL HEAR OUR RAW SKILLS JUST WAITING TO BE DEVELOPED. TO HEAR THE NEW SHOWS GO TO SKEETANDBIGSEXY.PODOMATIC.COM and DON'T FORGET ADAMANDEVE.COM PROMO CODE "THE BUSH" TO GET 50% OFF YOUR PORN AND TOY NEEDS.

THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED MARCH 29, 2008 AT 9:27pm IN THE NOW INFAMOUS PATIO. FIRST OFF I'M SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR THE UPDATE, BUT SHITS BEEN CRAZY ON THE MAIN SITE SKEETANDBIGSEXY.PODOMATIC.COM. AS FAR AS THIS EPISODE GOES, THIS IS 100% THE PRODUCT OF SKEET THINKING WE SHOULDN'T ONLY TALK ABOUT WOMEN AND SEX. FOR WHAT IT IS, IT'S PRETTY FUNNY, BUT WE LITERALLY PUT 2 MINUTES OF THOUGHT INTO OUR LISTS AND IT SHOWS. I KILLED HIM WITH HASSELHOFF AND CHUCK NORRIS. GOOD TIMES THOUGH

THIS SHOW WAS RECORDED APRIL 19, 2008 AT 3:58pm ON THE PATIO OF THE BIG SEXY STUDIOS. JUST LIKE THE EPISODE AND HOW WE LIKE OUR DATES, I'M GONNA KEEP THIS DESCRIPTION, SHORT AND SWEET. GIRLS LIKE SPENDING MONEY. MORE SPECIFICALLY, THEY LIKE SPENDING YOUR MONEY. SOMETIMES IT'S NECESSARY TO PUT IN A LITTLE WORK TO GET SOME VAGINA, BUT WE'RE HELPING YOU KEEP YOUR DEAD PRESIDENTS WHERE THEY NEED TO BE, IN YOUR WALLET... OR IN A STRIPPERS G-STRING.

THIS SHOW WAS RECORDED APRIL 19, 2008 AT 3:44pm. THE ORIGINAL IDEA, AND I THINK WE GET INTO IT WELL ENOUGH, WAS TO TALK SHIT TO ALL THE YOUNG BUCKS OUT THERE WHO THING THERE SHIT IS SO GOOD RIGHT NOW, WHEN IN ACTUALITY, OUR SHIT IN THE MID-80's TO EARLY 90's WAS THE GOLDEN ERA OF POP CULTURE. THE CARTOONS AND COMICS WERE WAY BETTER, YOU CAN SEE BY THE INFLUX OF ALL THE NEW MOVIE REMAKES, THUNDERCATS INCLUDED. PLUS THE MUSIC... DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MUSIC!! SO TAKE A STROLL WITH YOUR BOYS DOWN MEMORY LANE, I THINK THERE COULD BE A PART 2 IN THE FUTURE SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO COMMENT AND SHARE YOUR FAVORITES FROM YOUR ERA.

ANOTHER OF THE INFAMOUS FIRST NIGHT EPISODES RECORDED IN THE HOTEL ROOM ON MARCH 23, 2008 AT 3:26am. TO BE HONEST, THIS MIGHT BE THE FIRST OF OUR CONTROVERSIAL SHOWS. A LOT OF YOU PEOPLE PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS JUST BY THE TITLE. WE DO A GOOD JOB DESCRIBING IT, BUT IT'S STILL NOT A KNOWN THING. THE SKANKIEST AND SHADIEST OF GIRLS RULE THE PLANET. I JUST TOLD A STRIPPER RECENTLY THAT SHE WAS THE WORST KIND OF HOT BECAUSE SHE KNEW EXACTLY HOW HOT SHE WAS. GIRLS LIKE THAT WILL LIE, CHEAT, AND MANIPULATE THEIR WAYS INTO YOUR HEARTS AND WALLETS. IT'S ALL CONNECTED MY FRIENDS! LISTEN AND LEARN!

THIS SHOW WAS RECORDED ON THAT NOW INFAMOUS FIRST NIGHT IN THE SHITTY HOTEL ROOM ON MARCH 22, 2008 AT 10:34pm. THIS WAS THE 2ND SHOW EVER RECORDED AND PUT UP ON THE BUSH. BECAUSE IT WAS OUR SECOND EPISODE, YOU CAN STILL HEAR THE APPREHENSION IN OUR VOICES, AGAIN, ESPECIALLY SKEET. IT'S REALLY AMAZING HOW MUCH HE'S CHANGED IN JUST 4 MONTHS. WE ORIGINALLY WERE GONNA CALL OUT NAMES OF SOME SPECIFIC INDIVIDUALS THAT THIS SHOW WAS LOOSELY BASED ON, BUT WE THOUGHT OTHERWISE AT THE LAST MINUTE. A FUNNY THING ABOUT THIS SHOW, WHEN WE HAD ABOUT 6 EPISODES UP ON THE BUSH WEBSITE, THIS HAD THE MOST VIEWS BECAUSE PEOPLE LOOKING UP "CLUB AGE LIMITS" ON GOOGLE WERE GETTING REFERRED TO THIS SHOW. GOOD TIMES.

THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED ON THAT VERY FIRST NIGHT OF THE BUSH, MARCH 23, 2008, BUT GET THIS... AT 4:24AM. THAT IS NOT A TYPO, FOLKS. THIS IS THAT LAST EPISODE WE DID THAT NIGHT AFTER DOING ABOUT 10 BEFORE IT. THE GIRLS LEFT AND WE WERE STILL KINDA AMPED UP AND THIS WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED IN MY HEAD AS A TOPIC. WE TOOK THE BALL AND RAN WITH IT. BECAUSE IT WAS SO DAMN LATE, YOU CAN KIND OF HEAR THE ALCOHOL AND EXHAUSTION IN OUR VOICES. NOT TO MENTION THE LACK OF PLANNING ON THE SUBJECT. THERE IS SOME DEFINITE GAME IN THERE THOUGH. IF YOU FOLLOWED ALL OF OUR GUIDELINES, YOU WOULD THROW THE GREATEST PARTY OF ALL-TIME. THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT BETTER WOULD BE TO INVITE US.

THE ORIGINAL SLAP ON THE BOOTY WAS RECORDED ON JUNE 14, 2008 7:17pm ON THE BIG SEXY STUDIO PATIOS. THE MAIN REASON FOR THIS SHOW, WELL BESIDES THE FACT THAT WE HATE HOUSE MUSIC, IS THAT PODOMATIC IS COMPLETELY OVER RUN BY ALL THESE DJ's WHO THINK THEIR THE GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN TO MUSIC SINCE THE MICROPHONE. PLUS NO MATTER HOW HIGH WE GET IN THE RANKINGS, WE KNOW THAT THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE ANOTHER 100 OF YOU GLOW STICK FUCKERS NIPPING AT OUR HEALS. GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT YOU DO, BUT KNOW WE'RE GONNA DO OUR THING TOO, AND THAT INCLUDES CLOWNING YOU. ONE MORE THING I REMEMBER ABOUT THIS SHOW. THE LAPTOP THAT WE WERE RECORDING ON WAS AT LIKE 9% JUICE SO YOU GUYS SHOULD BE THANKING THE BATTERY GODS CAUSE THIS COULD'VE WENT ON FOR HOURS! GOOD TIMES.

THIS SHOW WAS RECORDED MAY 3, 2008 AT 3:47pm OUT ON THE PATIO OF THE BIG SEXY STUDIOS. ORIGINALLY, THIS SHOW WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MORE SPECIFIC TOPIC WHERE WE WERE GONNA CALL OUT CERTAIN GIRLS IN OUR LIVES, BUT WE CHANGED OUR MINDS AT THE LAST MINUTE AND WENT MORE VAGUE. TO BE TOTALLY HONEST, WE MIGHT'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO 'THIS' SHOW TOPIC YOU HEAR A LITTLE BETTER WITH SOME THOUGHT, BUT SINCE WE CHICKENED OUT AND CHANGED THE FORMAT RIGHT BEFORE PRESSING RECORD, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE LACKING OF THAT NORMAL BUSH PUNCH. WHAT MAKES THE WHOLE SITUATION EVEN WEIRDER, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY WE DECIDED TO BITCH OUT. IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST THOUGH... I GUESS. ANY EXCUSE TO PUT ANOTHER SCARLETT JOHANSSON PICTURE UP IS OK BY ME.