Episode 32 - Why is the English language so f***ed up?

"Come on Granny, show us how to suck eggs again" they all cried!

Yes, sucking eggs is an obvious pastime for octogenarians. So much so in fact they made a saying about it. The question is, how did all this imbibing of unfertilised chicken ovulation begin?

Join us, along with out very special guests; Rob & TJ from the Channel 84 Variety Show, to find out!

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How has extra virgin olive oil managed to stay so untouched for so long? Is it just that no one wan't to go all the way with it, or that there's more to it?

While we're on the subject what other food myths are there? (Yes, we know olives being virgin isn't exactly a myth)

Will an apple tree grow in your tummy if you swallow your chewing-gum with some waspy-figs?

All this and more answered in this months episode, yes it's a bit late, sorry, along with our now legendary game: "Sock or Crock", and a whistling debut (as he couldn't manage to perform last episode) for Captain Awkward! 

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It's the Socks 2023 Christmas special!

We all know about the big fat man in his red suit with his elves and magical flying reindeer etc but have you heard about spiders, witches, yule-time turds, beatings and more!?

All this plus new games and a special guest opening for the show, what more could you  possibly want!?

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We're back for a one-off special... maybe... maybe we'll do more... who knows!? Certainly not us, but in this very special episode we delve deeper into a topic we covered previously and give our thoughts on which fake (and not so fake) sports should be included in the Olympic games; some of which are definitely not for the feint-hearted ... or prudes!

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Whatever happened to Dick and Fanny?
Why has Enid Blyton's masterpiece trilogy about the magic faraway tree been edited to feature character names never intended to be there?
Can we make this episode without somehow getting onto the subject of porn?

Join your usual socks along with very special guests Tom and Simon from The Pit Of Chimps to find out the answers! (and get a little more surreal than usual)

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There are just some things that are difficult.... 

Climbing Everest, Swimming the channel, getting a straight answer out of a politician!
However there's something which is more cringe inducing than that!

Asking for Posh Sausage!

In this episode our socks break down why certain things are just so difficult to request without sounding like a completely pretentious twat!  

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English... what the f*** is that all about? Pragmatics, Semantics, Syntax, Morphology, Phonology, Phonetics... it's all just a massive ball-ache right? This episode our socks talk about everything English and why it's so damn difficult to learn along with un-translatable words and who on earth is responsible for this cobbled together talky-speak thing! 

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Our socks, along with special guest Dan, have turned inward this episode & searched their soul for who they feel would best play them in a film of their life. Based on the results they're all clearly deluded! The question is though... who did they pick for each other?

(spoilers: no one chose Keanu Reeves)

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Excluding our socks need to continuously pollute the airwaves with this podcast, is it true that criminals return to the scene of their crimes or is this just a Hollywood myth? Repeat offenders and serial tangential wafflers our socks brush off their my home forensics kits and delve into the shallows of another must-be-answered question.

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All together now!... Because, because, because, because becaaaauuuse, (to the tune of we're off to see the wizard) ... because I bloody well said so! Yes that's right our socks are talking about that old parental trick "just because"; Is there really a time where it's a good enough answer or should we just bin it off once and for all?

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