Episode 37 - Woody Allen Makes Us Play With A Train Set

The Scumbags find startling audio of their new demon co-host, KB does some work & puts together a huge 3 For 1,Joey B thinks we should phase out people with allergies, & English Matt says Tom Cruise is no big deal! Remember how I Know What You Did Last Summer was based on you but just the drunk driving part?? We do!

The Scumbags think most guys with ponytails hit dogs, wishing Anthony Cumia's show was free, Christy Mack & War Machine von Koppenhaver, movie trailers, & The Artie Lange Show's cancellation! Remember when you thought you saw a good-looking woman in Beaumont but it was only a mirage?? We do!

The Scumbags hang out with Americans in Puerto Rico, put on bizarre private comedy shows in Southeast Texas, eat roadkill in Tennessee, KB's big news, & getting in on The Wolf of Wall Street all late! Remember when you retired from your teaching job because you stole school funds?? We do!

Joey B & KB act like it's '09 & the BB-Gun 2 The Taint days all over, neighbors thinking you killed your spouse, new Pat Bateman's Dirty Secret, guessing celebrity atheists, & the best on-screen dick use! Remember when you saw Tim Tebow in that YMCA locker room without a towel?? We do!

The Scumbags suggest poor people make more money & weigh in on Anthony Cumia, KB thinks being a bartender requires way more skill than it does, Joey B sides with his neighbor over his wife, & comic Jaffer Khan on seeing things in porn that you weren't supposed to! Remember when you funneled that bottle of Jager & almost died?? We do!

The Scumbags & English Matt conclude last week's huge Browneye, Joey B kills some things, KB holds out hope that The Leftovers will focus on actual leftovers soon, & a competitive 90s Trivia! Remember when your vitamin store venture was just a pyramid scheme?? We do!

The Scumbags defend friend of the show Shia LaBeouf, differ on Gary Oldman's comments, chop it up with Houston Sports Talk (@HSTPodcast), a historic Browneye, & the KB/Rich Vos/Eric Lindros connection! Remember how you wanted the gorilla from Shipwrecked?? We do!

The Scumbags & English Matt talk America's Funniest Big Cities, violent computer programmers, a low-life from Jersey, & Joey B talks to comics Ryan Thauburn & Jaffer Khan about a bunch of stuff & then they stand around with no shirts on! Remember how you felt bad when Bernie Mac died in Above The Rim?? We do!

The Scumbags & English Matt talk about needing a woman to tell you how to live, that awful Dumb & Dumber To trailer, how long to wait for emergency vehicles at traffic lights, & Joey B beefs up the show with his set at Battle of The Belt! Remember when how "The Dope Show" was nuts at strip clubs?? We do!

Joey B & KB are joined by English Matt (@PulpPit) to talk Last Comic Standing, banging Beaumont TX, The Sitter vs Your Highness, Game of Thrones futures bets, & no one is really into Iggy Azalea apparently! Remember when you dressed as The Crow for six consecutive Halloweens?? We do!