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    Episode 55 - Neanderthals, Naughty Lists and Nanny's Nooks and Crannies

    en-gbDecember 22, 2023
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    About this Episode

    Episode 55 has all of the best bits of kmfm Breakfast with Garry and Chelsea.

    This week kicked off with a surprising reason you might be an early riser and a new tv show idea for Nanny. Garry got us all drooling with 'shishmas' but are you going to stay traditional or mix it up this Christmas? Chelsea was on the naughty list because of Jason Momoa and lived life on the edge with a Tectonic Toilet. Garry and Chelsea continued their quest for the 12 listeners of Christmas, and whatever you do, do NOT play Mario Kart with the Wilson family. From door holder number three, flakey pastry Pam, and toffee penny terror, feast on it all in this week's episode of the Breakfast Buffet Podcast with Garry and Chelsea.

    Want more to munch on? Head to our socials @kmfmofficial on Instagram, Facebook, X and TikTok for more behind-the-scenes bloopers. Or even better, catch us live on the radio, DAB, FM, Smart Speaker or on kmfm.co.uk , Monday - Friday, 6am - 10 am, on kmfm. 

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