Episode 57: Rob and Kyle separately go viral

In this dear and well articulated episode, our heroes discuss all the going on in world matters such as the technique dear Rob uses when he showers (spoiler alert: its pretty odd). Dear Kyle mon cherie found his local boozer in Texas which has a barman called dear Kyle also and he shares the same birthday. I think. I can't remember what was said, I was watching telly. But it's something along those lines. Also, dear Rob has a PSA for all men relating to their Crown Jewels while dear Kyle reckons he's gonna be Dallas' next indie dj by playing The Wolfe Tones et al. And you know what? He will. Song at the end is Once Upon A Time In Palestine by The Swedish Railway Orchestra, available here: https://www.blowtorchrecords.com/product-page/swedish-railway-orchestra-once-upon-a-time-vinyl-lp

In this dear episode of 1 of season 2, we can say "Kyle, we're back". But dear Kyle isn't back, he has in fact left, from an Irish perspective anyways. He's collected his gatherings and moved to the great state of Texas in the United States of America in search of the American Dream and to find clues to finally solve the assassination of John F. Kennedy in Dallas in 1963, being the sleuth that he is, if you will. Will you? You probably will you dirty fecker, won't you? Dear Rob spent half the podcast promoting an upcoming album which is both embarrassing and smart, all the while discussing his recent penalty points fiasco on New Years Eve. I'm embarrassed. WE'RE embarrassed. There's also a very short trivia quiz due to popular demand. Kyle, we are back!!! The song at the end is Once Upon A Time In Palestine, by The Swedish Railway Orchestra, taken from the forthcoming album Once Upon A Time... available here: https://the-swedish-railway-orchestra.lnk.to/OUAT

Dear listener. We have finished season 1 of 2manypodcasts. Now it's time to reflect upon what has happened. Okay, that time is over. Dear Kyle gives us an update as he, at time of podcast-being-released is moving to the Dallas region. That's in Texas, where ZZ Top and St Vincent are from. We shall return for season 2 at some point. Happy xmas, new year and remember - dolphins cannot tune guitars. www.2manypodcasts.com

The Edge, or The as he likes to be known, makes a quick appearance where dear Kyle asks him about the time he blocked the road in town before. The guitarist addresses these claimsand dear Kyle is embarrassed. Or is he? Also in this episode dear Rob is in Barcelona for the 350th time this year were he was doing recording and some exceptional DJing which earned him some incredible criticism from the club venue's owner. Majestic complaints of heroic proportions. Elsewhere other things are discussed. No idea what. Something to do with the World Series in regional US sports. But let's be honest, you would have switched off by then. And if you haven't, then you should've. As it were. Were it? It were.

In this bloody well great episode of 76 - our first in weeks I should point out and indeed have - dear Rob went to the noble Scandinavian country of Norway to discover the bear situation is way out of control as a percentage of the population get eaten by wild bears every year allegedly. Now, I say allegedly because dear Rob claims this is true. I have my doubts and you should too. Also, dear Kyle has a medical to join the USA on a permanent transfer but reckons he'll run for office to try stop the banning of disposable vapes. He reckons just ban the smokes, but keep the vape. Now he may have a point and you may or may not agree. That's your own business. Listen, you're welcome. Also they discuss other things. I think something about shower etiquette was involved. Can't remember. Oh yeah, Kyle sold his bike and had a big haggle with the guy buying - who came from Monasterevin. What else happened? Hmmm....I know David Beckham was involved in the conversation. He wasn't in the convo, but he was discussed. Becks wouldn't come on the show. But you know who would? Phil Babb. What's he up to lately anyways?

In this dear episode of 75, Kyle has decided not to get a tattoo of Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys in case he turns out be an asshole. It's a wise move. I mean they discuss other stuff, but I can only remember that bit. Oh yeah - also dear Kyle is selling his shit. But shit, we mean just his bike that he didn't steal. As he stated on his ad here: https://www.adverts.ie/31535146 Now check out his sale history - giving books away for free etc. I reckon if you put in a small offer for the bike he'll take it. Sure he's moving to Texas anyways. The great state of Texas if you will? Will you? I bloody hope so. Look, we can do a good episode description - we just choose not to.

Dear listeners. As I'm sure you're aware, the previous episode was number 72. But for obvious reasons we can't do episode 73 - out of respect (or 'dear respect' as we like to say), so we're skipping straight to episode 74. I'm sure you can understand. This is a righteous episode of manic shit such as not one but two public service announcements regarding boozing. On that note, we deliver an update with Kyle's moving-to-Dallas situation such as "how are you gonna serve Guinness in the lone star state?" Also Kyle divulges some information about his next door neighbour's Instagram etiquette and it's fucked up. Not fucked up as in doing something illegal such as gun running or bootlegging scotch, but fucked up nonetheless. It's also totally pointless. Such is the bit about tattoo regret. But such is most things in life. I mean, when the sun becomes a red giant in approx 3.5 billion years and ends the earth as we know it, what will be left? No survivors but recordings of lads on podcasts who may or may not like their tattoos. Live in the moment, people. Live in the now!!! But most importantly our heroes discover that other podcasts - particularly Irish podcasts - are ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT. There are too many podcasts and, you know what? We know we're not helping. Music at the outro is The Freaks Come Out At Night by The Swedish Railway Orchestra. Rob, mon cherie, made it. We can't afford to license other music, sorry.

In this dear episode 72, a number praised by all Gods, our heroes discuss the important facts of life. These include the dangers of ice which can lead to death. Ice cubes now - not icebergs or anything crazy. As well, as illnesses, family-friendly festivals, life hacks. You bloody well name it, dear Kyle and Rob mon cherie, probably haven't bloody well discussed it. And why should they? But also in this episode, we let dear Ryan Tubrudy back to the airwaves, and here he interviews Alex Turner from Sheffield-based four piece rock act Arctic Monkeys. It's a momentous day for all positive thinkers worldwide. Also, John Spillane - answer dear Kyle's texts please.

In this dear episode, dear Kyle and Rob, mon cherie, agreed to do a podcast episode which would see them engage in numerous trivia questions to one another. However, cometh the hour of recording, dear Kyle failed to prepare for said podcast as did Rob mon cherie to a certain degree. To be fair, dear Kyle is in the process of selling a goddamned house (which he has agreed to sell to a listener for €1,000 off the asking price should they want to buy it - listen in for details) and Rob mon cherrence just forgot until the day of recording. But fear not - I SAID FEAR NOT - for some trivia questions relating to the state of Texas, Margaret Thatcher, the UN, the Berlin Wall and the dear sport of tennis were all included? Don't believe me? Listen in. Or not. Whatever. For what you're paying, you're getting gold, believe me.

You wanted him, we got him. In this dear episode of 70, we pull out the big guns and bring the great, and frankly noble, Daniel Day Lewis to the pod. He talks about his beginnings in the oil trade, his "bastard in a basket" (his words) son H.W., his time in Ireland, as well as his admiration for an all milkshake. Some can of piss, isn't he? Also in the pod, Rob is in New Zealand covering the women's World Cup for the pod, despite the fact Ireland's games are in Australia. Plus talk of a LIVE PODCAST EVENT is taking shape. Basically, we're gonna do the podcast in a live setting somewhere and if you wanna come, let us know. If not, then that's cool. We won't take any offence to it because, and we gotta be honest here, we prefer to do it behind closed doors cause we'll be on the piss and we need toilet breaks and shit. You'll only want to be entertained. We don't entertain. Let me entertain you, said Robbie Williams, we're the opposite of that. We want booze and chats.