Episode 58 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Sometimes, even the simplest tasks can come with unexpected challenges. The speaker in this conversation experienced this firsthand when they tried to upgrade their Ustream account to remove ads for their viewers. Despite their efforts, they encountered issues and had to deal with watermarks and confusing upgrade options. However, the speaker found solace in the clarity and savings that come after a good spring cleaning, such as switching to a more affordable wireless plan with Mint Mobile. The conversation also touched on the importance of communication and patience when dealing with technical issues. Despite the frustrations, the speakers continued to power through and found a solution, reminding us all that perseverance can lead to a successful outcome.

The hosts of the podcast, Tommy and Tucky, are currently dealing with ads on their platform and the absence of a watermark, but they assure their audience that they will fix the issue eventually. They also shared their upcoming live tour dates in various cities, including Louisville, Brea, and New York City. Fans are encouraged to attend their live shows and subscribe, rate, and review their podcast on iTunes. The hosts expressed their admiration for Nancy Grace and recommended her show for those interested in crime and child abductions. They also mentioned their upcoming live podcast event at Jon Lovett's Comedy Club in Los Angeles. Overall, the hosts are excited about their upcoming tour and appreciate their audience's support.

Having a presentable appearance, including teeth, is crucial for those appearing on television. The speaker expresses strong disdain for Nancy Grace, a television personality, and criticizes her for her self-righteousness and exploitation of fear. The speaker also shares an experience of a friend who worked on the Jerry Springer show and observed that many guests lacked teeth, leading to the provision of false teeth. The speaker emphasizes the importance of having teeth for television appearances and criticizes Nancy Grace for her soap box rants against crime and criminals. The speaker also mentions the high cost of law school and the availability of ED treatments through Hims.com. The speaker expresses frustration with a neighbor and ends the conversation on a negative note, expressing a general dislike for Nancy Grace and her show.

The speaker in this conversation is fascinated by her neighbors and often tries to eavesdrop on their conversations, particularly during AA meetings, to learn their secrets and stories. She also enjoys attending events where she can meet new people and connect with them, such as a comedy show featuring Bert Kreischer. The speaker's fascination with her neighbors and her desire to connect with others is a recurring theme throughout the conversation. Additionally, the speaker mentions her love for the song "Work, work, work" and her affectionate relationship with her baby. However, she also expresses negative feelings towards pornography and admits to an addiction to cookies. Overall, the speaker's conversations reveal her curious and social nature, as well as her complex emotions and interests.

Shock value and transgressive humor can be effective tools for comedians, but they must be used judiciously and in the context of a relationship with the audience. The comedian in question, who bombed spectacularly by horrifying the audience with graphic and offensive material, learned that it's important to know when to hold back and when to push boundaries. The audience needs to trust the comedian and understand their intent in order to find even the most taboo subjects funny. The comedian also learned that consistency is key, as a string of bad shows can be demoralizing but a good one can quickly turn things around. Ultimately, the key is to find the balance between shocking and entertaining, and to use transgressive humor as a means of revealing truths or telling undeniably funny stories.

Comedy performances can be unpredictable and entertaining, even during less attended shows on Sundays. The comedian shared an experience where they successfully incorporated unexpected elements into their routine, which resulted in a memorable and engaging performance for the audience. They achieved this by encouraging their emcee to say provocative lines and even joining him on stage to dance. Despite initial hesitation from the audience, the comedian's authentic and personal approach ultimately won them over. This unexpected success highlights the potential for unique and entertaining moments during seemingly routine comedy shows.

Unexpected challenges can lead to unexpected rewards in the world of stand-up comedy. The speaker shared an experience where they and the feature act were left stranded before a show, but the mishap led to an unforgettable performance when the headliner made an offensive comment that had the audience in disapproval and then applause. The speaker also shared an instance where they amused themselves by exploring a new area near their hotel when no one was picking them up. These experiences highlight the importance of adaptability and the potential for turning adversity into entertainment. Additionally, the speaker mentioned the unique experience of performing for an audience of large black women who reacted strongly to their comedy, demonstrating the power of diverse and engaged audiences.

Size perception can be subjective and influenced by personal experiences. In the discussed situation, two larger-than-average men entered a clothing store, assuming they would find their size there due to the presence of larger items. However, the saleswomen, accustomed to serving larger customers, did not consider them exceptional. The men were disappointed to find that even their largest sizes were too small for them. This experience highlights how our assumptions and expectations can be challenged, and how our perspective can shift when we encounter situations that challenge our assumptions. It also raises the issue of the lack of representation and availability of clothing options for individuals who do not fit into typical size categories.

The speaker had a disappointing experience at a country buffet, while IHOP was a delight for them. They also shared their excitement about seeing the Avengers movie and their disdain for DirecTV's customer service. During their outing, the speaker and their friend visited a country buffet for the first time, only to find the food unappetizing and the atmosphere unpleasant. They were put off by the long lines and the appearance of the patrons. In contrast, they enjoyed their meal at IHOP and appreciated the healthier options on the menu. Regarding the Avengers movie, the speaker expressed their admiration for the Hulk and Robert Downey Jr.'s portrayal of Iron Man. They enjoyed the film but felt that some of the action scenes could have been edited down. Lastly, they shared their frustration with DirecTV's customer service, as they encountered issues trying to order the Mayweather Cotto fight.

Customer service experiences can be frustrating and inconsistent, even for something as common as ordering a pay-per-view event. The inability to add additional phone numbers to an account or watch a movie immediately after ordering were unexpected issues that caused unnecessary confusion and inconvenience. Despite paying a significant amount for cable services, the quality of customer service and the inconsistency in policies were disappointing. It highlights the importance of well-trained, intelligent, and flexible customer service representatives who can provide clear and accurate information to prevent misunderstandings and frustration. Additionally, having alternative options like Apple TV or other streaming services can offer more flexibility and consistent experiences for consumers.

Communication and persistence are key when dealing with customer service, especially when it comes to negotiating prices or addressing issues with a product or service. The speaker in this conversation shares his experience with a cable company, where he was able to successfully negotiate a lower price by frequently calling and expressing his dissatisfaction with the current rate. However, he also encountered unexpected fees and threats of charges, leading him to feel frustrated and angry. The conversation then shifts to a discussion about the Gypsies on TLC, with the speaker expressing both positive and negative opinions about the community, highlighting the importance of having an open mind and being aware of cultural differences. Overall, this conversation underscores the importance of advocating for oneself and being persistent in seeking a satisfactory resolution to customer service issues, while also acknowledging the complexities and nuances of different cultural groups.

The gypsy community has unique traditions and expectations for their young girls. These girls are expected to drop out of school and focus on household chores at a young age. Their weddings and communions are the highlights of their lives, allowing them to wear fancy dresses and socialize. Despite the community's reputation, the father, Pat Baby, is protective and does not want his daughter associating with non-gypsies. The girls' wedding dresses are often considered provocative, and they are expected to remain pure until their wedding day. The Halloween party serves as a potential venue for young girls to meet their future husbands. The community's focus on these traditions and expectations highlights the distinct cultural differences within the gypsy community.

The discussion revolves around a father's excitement for his daughter's revealing gypsy-inspired outfit for a Halloween party. The father, Pat, expresses his approval and admiration for his daughter's appearance, while also making derogatory comments about other girls at the party. He also shares his concerns about his daughter's interactions with other girls, perceiving them as less classy than gypsies. The conversation also touches upon the gypsies' lifestyle, their perceived wealth, and the prejudice against them. Despite the controversial nature of the conversation, Pat's enthusiasm for his daughter's outfit and the upcoming party is a significant theme.

The podcast hosts conducted a poll on Facebook where listeners could vote on which celebrity they would prefer to be filled up and sealed shut with semen. The poll included various celebrity pairs, and the results showed a clear favorite in each match-up. The hosts discussed the reasons for their preferences and shared their thoughts on the celebrities involved. The poll was a fun and engaging way for listeners to participate in the podcast and express their opinions. The hosts also acknowledged that the content might be considered offensive or distasteful to some, but they embraced it as part of the show's humor and irreverent nature.

Morgan Freeman and Samuel L. Jackson offer distinctly different experiences, much like the cooking styles of Bobby Flay and Anthony Bourdain. While Morgan Freeman may be more nurturing and gentle, Samuel L. Jackson brings an aggressive and unpredictable energy. This comparison was drawn from their potential sexual encounters, with Morgan Freeman being described as tender and Morgan Freeman-like, and Samuel L. Jackson as demanding and potentially abusive. The conversation also touched on their physical appearances and aging. Ultimately, the choice between the two comes down to personal preference. Some may prefer the nurturing and gentle approach, while others may be drawn to the aggressive and unpredictable energy.

During a conversation about preferences in relationships and entertainment, the speakers discussed their hypothetical choices for a partner, drawing comparisons between actresses Gabori Cibide and Melissa McCarthy, both known for their comedic roles and larger body types. The speakers joked about their differing opinions on each actress's sexual appetite and demeanor, with one suggesting that Gabori might be more assertive and insatiable, while the other saw Molly as more tender and loving. The conversation also touched on their appreciation for the humor found in listener interactions on social media platforms.

The creator of the podcast finds great joy in the unexpected and creative ways his audience engages with his content, even in mundane moments like using the bathroom. He is continually amused by the unique spins they put on his material, creating a sense of community and shared humor. Additionally, the support of fans through merchandise orders helps sustain the podcast and fosters a deeper connection between them. An unexpected finding from a previous episode was the overwhelming preference for getting a hand job from one's mother over jerking off one's father. This revelation, while surprising, underscores the open and unfiltered nature of the podcast and the willingness of its audience to explore taboo topics.

People's perceptions and experiences can lead them to unusual thoughts and perspectives. During a discussion, the topic of jerking off and the influence of parents came up. It was suggested that people might have a harder time jerking off their dads due to the homoerotic nature of the act. However, some found it easier to imagine their mothers in the role, as they have seen and touched their sons intimately during their infancy. The speaker also mentioned that it's easier to imagine oneself as a seventies black guy for role-playing purposes, but doing so might be difficult to explain to others. The conversation was filled with humor and provocative ideas, highlighting the complexity and diversity of human thoughts and experiences.

The group discussed the idea of incorporating distinctive vocal styles into stand-up comedy routines, but acknowledged the potential for offensive and demeaning language. They joked about adopting the voices of stereotypical characters, such as a seventies black man or a Delta Delta Delta sorority sister. However, they also recognized the negative implications of using hateful phrases, like "faggots," even as a joke. The conversation then shifted to the topic of involuntary bodily functions, with the group debating whether they would rather have their flatulence or burping be publicly noticeable, with the latter potentially leading to the unintended consequence of killing homeless people. Ultimately, they acknowledged the potential for unintended consequences and the importance of considering the impact of their words and actions.

The speaker in this conversation expresses a desire for a loud farting sound coming from his body, comparing it to yelling "Hey, Faggots, I farted" in a bathroom. He acknowledges that this behavior may be annoying to others and suggests that people's negative feelings towards certain groups, such as homeless people or gypsies, could be redirected towards those groups instead. The conversation also touches on the speaker's use of impressions and comedy, as well as his involvement with sponsors and fan engagement through social media. Ultimately, the speaker's actions and words may be seen as crude or offensive, but he sees himself as authentic and true to himself, whether in serious or joking contexts. The conversation also highlights the importance of understanding that people's actions and behaviors may not always be reflective of their true intentions or beliefs.