Episode 6 | Dangerous Tales of the Butter Knife with Guest Max Van Arsdale

This episode of Ridiculous Momversations will cover: 

• Where did we go? 
• Update on Vanessa's daughter Harper & her adenoid removal surgery
• Sunglasses—how much will you pay?
• Vanessa tries the "World Famous Coconut Shrimp" @ Tommy Bahama
• The bedazzled grabber is struggling
• Aly's husband Brian turns into a "Karen"
• Fishing licenses & the fish from the black lagoon
• Setting the bar low for the show

This episode of Ridiculous Momversations will cover: 

• The fancy new sign & update on how the show is doing!
• Justin Timberlake—now or then?
• Shopping with face masks
• Follow us on social media for bonus content! Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, & LinkedIn
• Contest update—where is the butter knife now? What's the next big giveaway?
• Check out the Ridiculous Moversations official merch
• Vanessa's addiction to Tik-Tok and baby tortoise videos
• Being the family "expert"—toilet seats, wolves, & more
• Bad hair days—just say no to at-home perms
• 3 things that make you "old"
• Life as a mom—the 25/75 rule
• Impressing teenagers with Spanish
• Registering for VPK/Kindergarten—why is it so hard?

This episode will cover: 

• Vanessa takes the stage—Mickey Mouse goes German
• Harper's meltdown on the way over
• Aly's morning adventures with Beckett
• YouTube vs YouTube Kids
• Snake eggs in Vanessa's yard?
• The dangerous butter knife giveaway—autographed by Max (episode 6)
• Update on the art awards to our Super Fans (people who left official reviews)
• Saving the turtles, but loving plastic straws
• Dangerous conference calls with puppies and children
• Nana gets attacked

This episode will cover: 

• Welcome to our first podcast guest—Max Van Arsdale (Vanessa's Husband)
• Harper's interesting souvenir from the Military Museum of North Florida
• Max starts watching WandaVision
• Secretly slipping food to the dogs
• "I would make you some breakfast, but I just cleaned the kitchen"
• Missing an item? Check the freezer
• Waking up with spiders
• Max vs the butter knife
• Tales from a boarding school lacrosse kid
• Why America needs more bidets
• Being a high school history teacher

This episode will cover: 

• Podcast equipment updates—Vanessa paid for nothing
• Rescuing dirty dog toys 
• Aubrey's fettucini alfredo—get the recipe
• New giveaway for podcast reviews & update on the emerald ring giveaway
• Momobiles—enter the minivan
• Backing into parking spaces—yay or nay?
• Vanessa voted 2nd worst driver on her team at work
• Aubrey interrupts us to complain about dinner 2 nights ago—?!?!
• Aly's 18th birthday (inappropriate) surprise
• The (teddy) bear-skinned rug
• Elf on the Shelf stories
• Vanessa hits the vintage Barbie jackpot
• Future guest preview—Vanessa's husband Max joining the show soon

This episode will cover: 

• Forgetting to check your mic is on
• Interesting outfit choices
• Valentine's Day adventures—true love is avoiding accidental shoplifting
• When "gifts" are your main love language but not your spouse's
• Do you keep presents from Ex's? Win Aly's emerald ring. 
• Aly's husband was the 100th "like" on Facebook — Like Us too!
• Also watch us on YouTube or follow us on Instagram
• Why the grabber needs a telescoping handle
• Is teasing a sign of love? When does it go too far?
• When you are a worse gift-giver each year—"loser valentines"
• How to get kids to eat vegetables
• Spice up your marriage by cooking together—Hello Fresh works!
• When your kid's personality traits can be hard to love

This episode will cover: 

• Nervously hitting "save" while you work
• Watch Us On YouTube Soon! — Subscribe Here
• Our Cool Cat — "King George"
• What's In the Milkshake Cup?
• The Garbage vs Recycling Truck—Rival Gangs?
• Why Can't We Opt-Out of Daylight Savings Time?
• Where's the Milkshake Cup Now?
• Finalizing Our Podcast Name & Fancy New Intro

This episode will cover: 

• Choosing the perfect headphones (Diamond Tears)
• The mysterious skin tunnel
• Superbowl half-time shows,  better with face diapers?
• Infomercials work ... why we own a jaw exerciser
• Is Aly a "Karen"?

This episode will cover: 

• Naming this podcast
• Aly's dog obsession and her new Australian Shepherd puppies
• How Vanessa went viral on Tik-Tok
• Advice for strong-willed children
• Life as working moms