Episode 62 - Champs Up, White Houses Down

Heel Jim is here and he is pretty pleased with himself. Jim salutes himself for being a bigger man, looks forward to the Hulkster's trainwreck comeback and tries to figure out if a Brazilian model full Ken. It's story time and this time it's all about Jim's first fight in the last 15 years, and it happened Friday night at the Eagles v Patriots game. You don't want to miss this one and the life shattering details that follow.

Jim is finally back and he is creeped out by guys and their wrestling action figures and Her. The sky is bluer, the breeze is warmer...for all of about 2 minutes until it's back to the negativity of Jim's Sox fandom. Did you take Jim's advice this summer for movies? He hopes so as he pats himself on the back for nailing another great call. Guardians of the Galaxy? Yeah it's good. Oh and FXX is a fraud and it's about time they acknowledged it.

Jim is back and celebrating his super genius. There are some things going on in World of War craft that involve the term Hyper-Sexualized and Orcs. 9 year olds are marrying 62 year olds and that's not even one of the top 3 strangest parts of the story. The Red Sox are still done, adjust your fake media optimism accordingly. Butt pads guys. Butt pads. There are amazing things and then there is Mr Belding and this. Buckle up guys, it's time for the desecration of your childhood and it's not going to be pretty.

Fresh off a trip to Vermont Jim is back and he has found the perfect way to tie a room together. The DMV delivers a crushing blow to Jim's life with the beautiful people and a major break through for people who date Canadians. It's the rest of last week's would you rather and James Franco's latest affront against humanity. They are making a new Purge movie and Jim can't believe how they topped the original. Finally, Jim saw a Llama and it didn't go well for him, but it did lead to a brand new Podlast Top 5.

Jim is back and he is distracted and off track before the show even gets going. He's getting better with age but the wife is attacking his girlish figure. Don't ever die Jerry Jones and Jim shares a touching story from his childhood. Would you rather is back and Jim asks for listener opinion on his fantasy prowess. It's a sad time here at Podlast as it's possibly time to retire a favorite...or is it? That's up to the listeners to decide. Finally, Jim tried once again to land his dream job of reading sports headlines on the radio and has the audio to prove it.

Jim is back and he has finally discovered his purpose in life and couldn't be more excited. A former NASA employee wants to build a 70' tall robot and you'll never in a million years guess what it does. No seriously, you will NEVER guess. A mom has a forward thinking plan to prevent her kids from being stolen, even if the authorities deem it 'abuse'. Chris has committed a truly terrible faux pas and James Franco is going to kill us all. It's time for reader emails and the worst ken doll rip off sends Jim off on a rant. Go ninja, go ninja go as it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Michael Bay style so you know it's going to be terrible.

Jim is back and he is playing injured with a case of the moonshines while telling everyone about one of his dreams and what he'd rather do than meet The Rock. Jim finds the start of the "choking on my own outrage" line and not surprisingly it's filled with douche bags. The Red Sox stink people, it's OK to admit it and Michael Bay is only days away from resurrecting Jim's childhood....so he can kill it again.

Jim is back and he realizes that you don't get a kudos when you leave your car to threaten someone...when there is no one there to stop your threats from being carried out. Sometimes a man just wants to have the sex with a pool raft. Jim salutes the greatest TV ever and is responsible for the death of the worlds oldest man. Dating sites broken down by MLB teams is an awful idea, one so bad even Canada was out. Dentist? Nah, not talking about that. Toys don't always come out as equals and Jim's Scene that movie and it begs the question, How do you not find her???

Jim is back and with the assistance of modern chemistry he is pressing on through a dental issue. Did Jim really just Kudos that? Even he can't believe it. Sometimes when your own parent won't give you a whooping, someone else's drunk dad will. Ghostbusters & Major League are getting kudos...and making Jim feel old at the same time. Hey RBI baseball, you need to hurry up. Jim takes a trip down memory lane that has him feeling like a woman, if you hated the it's a small world theme, ummm. Sorry. Ronaldo might miss the World Cup and this guy claims to know why. Candles? Check. Condoms? Check. Contract? Huh? Jim's Scene that movie and it's Big Ass Spider!

Jim is back and he is saluting himself for still being able to amaze the wife and the girl at Stop & Shop who put the Memorable in Memorial Day. Jim has a Kardashian thought, as much as he doesn't want it, and has an issue with Oprah and her irresponsible medical school. There are bad ideas and then there is this. Sorry. Did you hear the Red Sox resigned Stephen Drew? Well Jim did and let's just say he isn't handling it well. Finally we go Top 5 with the Top 5 things that should be easier than they are.