Episode 68: LEGO Mortal Kombat

From ultra-southern to ultra-italian, we're just hitting all the American stereo types this season! No one is safe...Also, Justin once again apologized for his poor mic quality. Please forgive him, he's moving and he really needs a break right now. This week, boys night is held at the Time Square Olive Garden, and Justin tries to stump us with made up Italian desserts. Featuring special guests Sean Mana and Nicholas "The Mook Man" Jacobino. As always, if you liked this episode, let us know by leaving a rating and review! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod for episode announcements and other occassional shenanigans!

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Happy 2024! After a little break from the shenanigans, we're back and with some brand new soundbytes. This week, Justin doesn't know how verbs work, our guests give better answers than us on what they would do with a Tardis, and DOCTOR WHO regenerates into an American. If you like this episode, be sure to let us know! Leave us a rating and review and let us know what kind of scripts you'd like to see in the future! As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod for episode release announcements and other shenanigans. 

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It's the holiday season and the boys are in form with another unhinged take on a christmas classic. This week, we announce the top toys of 2023, another batch of Hallmark titles hit the market, and Hermey gets his shot at running the Polar Express. If you like this episode, be sure to check out our other holiday specials from previous years! And don't forget to follow on Instagram and Threads @pitchthispod for episode announcements and other shenanigans!

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We hear at Pitch This Podcast would like to apologize for the inconsistent quality of Justin's audio in this particular episode. You see, and he's very private about this, Justin suffers for a health condition called "poor", where his body lacks the necessary money to buy equipment that works all the time. It's very sad, and we don't know how much time he has. This week, Letterbashd takes us on a tour of stop motion movies along with their most scathing reviews, and and the cocks get a glock. Featuring special guests, Chris Dane and Nicholas Jacobino. If you like this episode, be sure to check out the rest of season five and beyond, and follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod for episode announcements and other shenanigans!

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The wonderful thing about Pitch This, is Pitch This' a wonderful thing! Their jokes are made out of nothing, and their scripts are made out of...a need for attention. IDK man...these can't all be winners... This week, we add a madalogues twist to some classic Disney monoglogues, and Tigger gets the family reunion he never wanted. Featuring special guests Ollo Clark and Brian Cudina! If you like this episode, make sure to check out the rest of season 5 thus far! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for episode release announcements and other shenanigans!

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Mwahaha! This is Count Pitchula typing this. That's right! I got a computer, and I took an online course on how to use it...once I could convince a friend to show me how to access the online course, OF COURSE...okay it was less of a friend and more of a guy I threatened on the street. Gosh you're so hung up on details, like omg ttyl fr ngl. Anyway, this week, Justin educates us on clinically recognized fears and Jigsaw makes a reality show. If you liked this episode, check out the rest of season 5 and beyond! As always follow us on twitter YES TWITTER, there we said it #brave, @pitchthispod and on Instagram @pitch_this_pod for episode announcements and other shenanigans!

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Season 5 is now well underway, and to keep barreling forward, we've brought on some old friends and new ones to talk about the first movie in a blockbuster franchise! Featuring special guests Andee Buccheri and Griffin Schiller. This week, Justin bets the house on "The Fugitive", and Indiana Jones hunts for the ancient life bringing relic called "The Tamagotchi".  If you like this episode, check out our other seasons, and follow us on all the socials for more shenanigans. We're on Instagram @pitchthispod and X (god that name sucks) @pitch_this_pod. 

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At long last, the mad lads are back! We hit the ground rolling in season 5 by starting out with a crossover featuring two blockbusters from this summer. This week, Justin and Adam share their new adult hobbies, and Barbie dreams of setting the world ablaze. If you like this episode, check out our previous seasons! If you didn't...I dunno man...I'm sorry to tell you that we're gonna keep making these. Check us out on Instagram @pitchthispod and on...X @pitch_this_pod for more shenanigans and episode release announcements!

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The end of season 4 is here! And oh gosh...we've got a doozy to close out the season. This week, Justin sings, we skirt the line of becoming furries, and the boys play a game of basketball to decide the fate and future of the show. Featuring special guests Brian Cudina and Tory Guardino, as well as special appearances from many previous guests as well. If you like this episode, be sure to let us know by leaving a rating and review wherever you submitted yourself to our voices! And as always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for episode announcements and various other shenanigans. We hope you enjoyed season 4! We'll be back after summer for more fun, more jokes, and many more scripts when we return for season 5! Until then, thank you so much for listening and wash your dogs twice a day.

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Well hi, cutie pie! How ya doing, Patrick Ewing? (He was a basketball player, nerds). We're almost to the end of the season, but before we get there, we've got a very special show to talk about! This week, we discuss our feelings on Ted Lasso, and Richmond gets the band back together for one final game. Featuring special guests Jackie Webb and Alexandra Kopko. If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 4 before it's epic conclusion! As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for episode announcements and other shenanigans.

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