Every rose has its thorns. Just like every night has its dawn.
Just like every orchid...has a...has a guy who's like really obsessed with orchids, apparently.
Every rose has its thoooooorrrrrrnnnnnsssss!!!
How's it going, flower f*ckers? Oh, I'm sorry. No flower f*cking for you today? Well too darn bad! Because this is the flower f*cking episode!
That's right! Everyone's favorite boys watched themselves the 2002 Nic Cage, Meryl Streep, and Chris Cooper-led dramatic, orchid-centric masterpiece "Adaptation."
It was a doozy of a movie.
Before that, the boys wax poetic about the weekend last. They reminisce about their time spent together. They start the apology tour: for the intro song, for getting so drunk, and for the morning after. Let it be known: We are sorry.
We're almost at the end, ladies and gentlemen. Every Nic Cage film worth watching - and all the films that aren't worth watching. From Left Behind to Kick-Ass. We're really doing it.
We're going to miss you. We love you. Good luck...with your balls.
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