Episode 8 - Conspiracy Crunch

Halloween is not just a time of the year, it's a state of mind. Put on your best ghoul face and come with us to the Spooky Ooky Deathbed and Breakfast for some Paranormal Pastries!

Get a preview of this Patreon exclusive series joining the High Priests for some High Strangeness over some High Tea. This time, it's all about Haunted Dolls.

Covering magick, rituals, voodoo and more, discover incidents of haunted dolls and how to reverse the curse set to a myriad of 2008 emo-core.

This episode would not be possible without Twisted Tugs Studios, a doll maker, a hell raiser and all round awesome dude.

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Show Notes:

Taggart King Meditation

CKP's Dolly Bop Playlist

Murderfist - The Dollmaker

Much like Greg's bowel disease, we're back! After a long hiatus we've reopened our Deathbed and Breakfast and are serving up some Kill-ogg's with a NAWLINS twist. 

Settle in with a fresh cup of Mourning Coffee as the two Brits who don't give a sh*t chow down so you can get the low down on the tale of the Axeman of New Orleans. 

You’re in for a deeper dive into the tale than most other peddlers of this jazzy story, so make sure you’ve got a strong grip on that axe or you might end up losing your head…

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Show Notes:

Apple Jacks Tasting Notes

Magnum Opus of the Inglorious Kind

Body Treats Essentials (feat. CKP)

Slouch Hat

The time has come! Gather and kneel at the Cereal Chantry for the first ever Jackisode. 

Welcome to Russia (said no truthful tourism board), the motherland where our grizzly tale takes place. Listen as Jack masterfully navigates the story of Alexander Pichushkin like a chess grandmaster while eating a big bowl of chessboard coloured Chex, in what is the most perfect pun and cereal/serial killer combination our resident psychopathic sugar fanatic sommelier, Greg, has dreamt up yet. 

Follow us into the Russian sewers en route to our Deathbed and Breakfast's games room for a cheeky round of chess, before sitting at the Breakfast Table as we chow down so you can get the low down. 

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Show Notes:

Chex Tasting Notes

Bitsa Park

Pichushkin's Chessboard

Khrushchyovkas

If you go down in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise… because Greg and Jack have swapped the breakfast table for a campfire and a tent as they settle in to tell you about the man(?), the totally-not-a-myth, but definitely a legend, BIGFOOT! 

With Greg's ancestry on display, listen as the two Brits who don't give a sh*t discuss the biology and origin of the Sasquatch before taking you on a journey to some of the different variants around the world.

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Show Notes:

Honey Monster Wheat Puffs Tasting Notes

Sugar Puffs Crimp

The Mighty Boosh Crimps

The Mighty Boosh

Greg the Apeman

Bigfoot Types

Bigfoot Variants:

• Mantis Man
• Mothman
• Dog Man
• Octo-squatch
• Batsquatch
• Sheepsquatch
• Pig Man

Taking a rest from blood splatter and mad chatter, the coffin boffins shed their ceremonial robes in exchange for tinfoil hats. 

Pulling at the loosest thread in an attempt to unravel whatever you deem to be "reality", the boys cover a smattering of the crunchiest conspiracy theories. 

Remove all your fillings, pray to the lizard people and order some "cheese pizza". 

Covering: 

19:50 - Black Eyed Children & MK Ultra 
36:35 - DMT & Simulation Theory 
1:04:45 - Mattress-Gate
1:31:40 - Dylatov Pass 

With each of the resident High Priests taking up the mantle on their specialist subjects, make like Jack and Marla at the end of Fight Club, and watch the world burn. 

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Show Notes:

Crunchy Nut Tasting Notes

MKUltra

DMT: The Spirit Molecule - Rick Strassman

Dead Mountain - Donny Eichar

Gather round kids, it's time to learn about Unky Joachim! That's right, the coffin boffins are back at the front desk of their Deathbed and Breakfast, serving you Mourning Coffee to get through this deep dive into Joachim Kroll! 

Jack and Greg chow down on some Curiously Cinnamon delights whilst unboxing and unpacking this "special fellow". 

Unearth the mirth as the boys put the laughter into slaughter on this Foreign Import edition of Cereal Killers Podcast. 

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Grab your bowl, get the milk and listen to the blood that's been spilt. Stay crunchy 🤘

Show Notes:

Curiously Cinnamon Tasting Notes

The Island of Alderney

I'll Be Gone In The Dark

A Different Cinnamon Graham Ad

Sweet home Alabama, do we have a crunchy episode for you all today. The two Brits who don't give a sh*t combine blood splatter with mad chatter by putting the gory into allegory in the tale of Nannie Doss.

A big bowl of Oreo O's is served at The Breakfast Table to accompany Lady Bluebeard's poisonous was, but that's not all… we also have a special guest on this episode so make sure you don't miss it!

Be sure to check out Busted Bones Tees for all your tastefully distasteful threads. 

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Show Notes:

Oreo O's Tasting Notes

Aunty Donna

Hatpin as a Weapon

Mad TV Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jack and Greg are back at the Breakfast Table, and ready to chow down to give you the low down on this crunchy true crime story. 

Joe Metheny - 450lbs of cannibalistic, sadistic, scorned madman. Listen to the murder, mayhem, burgers & blood, enveloped in the haze of 1990s nostalgia.

Put on your favourite Nirvana t-shirt, pour a bowl of Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch and find out how the serial killer version of Guy Fieri became a Baltimore-based slasher flick icon in his own right.

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Stay crunchy!

Show Notes:

Numbers Station

Cap'n Crunch's Cotton Candy Crunch Tasting Notes

Horatio Magellan Crunch

Jack's Bald Head

Joe Metheny

WARNING: This is a CKP Top Shelf Episode, listener discretion is advised. Narration of a violent and explicit nature are prevalent throughout this episode - so please be careful.

Jack and Greg are back at The Breakfast Table to conclude their series on The Toolbox Killers. All crimes are covered in gritty and disturbing detail, all whilst on a full stomach of Trix.

Listen if you dare....

Be sure to check out Jack's band Numbers Station to cleanse yourself after the episode. 

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This week Jack and Greg sit down at the Breakfast Tale to discuss one of the most horrifying True Crime tales ever told over a sickly sweet bowl of Trix Cereal, the case of the Toolbox Killers.

Join us in this first of two episodes to find out what childhood experiences shaped Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris into the stuff of nightmares, the lineup of the ultimate criminal wrestling squad, and whether Greg has finally cracked while researching our first ever "Top Shelf" murderers.

Be sure to follow the boys on Instagram (@Cereal_Killers_Podcast) and find them on Facebook (WeAreCKP) and Twitter (@WeAreCKP). 

Stay crunchy.

Show Notes:

Frank

Skull Bowls

Trix Tasting Notes

Jack meets Tommy Wiseau