Episode 81 : Your Dad Is A Sentient Dickies Jacket

You already know that knowing is half the battle, but did you know that the other half is 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking? It's true!

Today we talk about a chicken sandwich that nearly got a man fired, Dad Party, The Sopranos, the CEO of Tumblr's deleted tweet, John Walker (aka Dracula Flow) appearing on Australian TV, James Somerton doing yet another apology, Persona 3 Reload, new records for you to enjoy, Blonde Redhead, Fensler Films' GI Joe PSA Parodies, Night Country and we found an image to unite America. Need to know more? Well, have a listen.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"Dracula flow guy on Australian news" by @ThisToxicX (original by @cherdleys) - https://x.com/ThisToxicX/status/1762119331595628871?s=20

"i am in disbelief" by @SCARFYYYY (original by James Somerton) - https://x.com/SCARFYYYY/status/1762166019706011888?s=20

"G.I. Joe PSA Compilation - [Remastered HD]" by L33T GUY - https://youtu.be/z8K08AcVru0

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Operation Dogs Barking is in the house! 48 Minutes (or so) of it in fact! New episode time folks! 

Today we talk about the Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad, a specific kind of girl from the year 2006, the basics of becoming a waifu, Yuga labs doing some light insider trading, Queenpins, Elon's Alt, the comic strip "Get Your War On" (and the career of David Rees), plus we get a phone call from Amazon and give $50k in a shoebox to some dude. Join us!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from :

"I wake up at 6 a.m. to find that my daughter has posted a TikTok video trashing me." by @BenHart_Freedom - https://x.com/BenHart_Freedom/status/1759203169773506693?s=20

"Elon Musk and Adrian Dittman clear up conspiracies!!" by nobarkchip - https://youtu.be/V_QjvwHX__8

"random girl" by @Absolunar - https://x.com/Absolunar/status/1760445326903951653?s=20

"GWYO - Chaos" by Anthony Laurent (Original by HuffPost 23/6) - https://youtu.be/aYaKxbpsHpE

"Get Your War On : Trumps Tweets" by HuffPost 23/6 - https://youtu.be/w9JUdTDkZeM

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Action! Speed! Romance! This new 48 Minutes of Spiders Being Italian has it all! 

Today we're talkin' bizarre St. Louis history, the new Yuga Labs slipup, Rachel Dolezal, American Fiction, Ian Miles Cheong (RIP), Macho Man goes Gooning, Biden rigging the Superbowl, Italian Spiderman, 1 Guy 1 Cock, Apple Vision Pro hurting your eyes and we ask what your favorite MD 20/20 flavor is.

The Moonbase Alpha video referenced in the episode is here : https://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

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Imbued with the power of this ancient amulet, we're celebrating Valentine's Day in style by going back and righting wrongs left and right, including today's new episode

Our special guest is a Twitter/Bluesky bon-vivant, all-around rad person and the only male model to ever be impeached by the House : Whack Nicholson!

Today we're talkin about the Apple Vision Pro, the Wake for Woke, an old fascist book "Revolt Against the Modern World", the "Cloverfield" ARG, YourMom dot org, OPNX shutting down, the movie "Priscilla" and we take turns rating Drake's dick. I'm feeling a light 7.

Find more Whack - 

twitter.com/whacknicholson

https://bsky.app/profile/whacknicholson.bsky.social

https://www.patreon.com/WhackNicholson

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

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Look at this fucking podcast! Haha, just a little 2009-era humor there, it's time once again for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking babies

Today we're talking about our dear friend Elmo, new PlummCorp records signee Bagg Boyy, a massive crypto rip-off, Pork Spin (NOT Meat Spin!), The Curse, WWE Royal Rumble, the stew that makes you blind, the brain implant that will also (probably) make you blind, Look at This Fucking Hipster, Camp Damascus and we ask you, the listener, what your favorite Tool song is. Enjoy!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from : 

"New Signee 'Bagg Boyy' Spits an Aggressive 40 Bars While His Hyundai Is in the Shop -- Yall fw Him??" by PlummCorp Records - https://youtu.be/HgcUaP95rTQ

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We don't know what to tell you, listeners, we have very specific policies that are enacted in this situation and that's to drop another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking.

Today we're talking about a guy having a bad time at a twerk contest, God telling a guy to sell crypto, "Pictures For Sad Children," the webcomic that made it OK to be sad online,  Jason's newfound appreciation for the Switch console, Taylor Swift AI images and Bryan tells the tale of a special present from Chuck Berry. Check it out!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from : 

"[YTP] Andrew Tate & Alex Jones" by @tallbart/very tall bart - https://youtu.be/yITYoI5MX8A

"(untitled)" by @ydsTrey -
https://x.com/ydsTrey/status/1749843120005464441?s=20

"This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen..." by @okimstillhungry - https://x.com/okimstillhungry/status/1748386515116261422?s=20

"An online pastor was charged in CO..." by @molly0xFFF - https://x.com/molly0xFFF/status/1748865152848453816?s=20

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Mind if I crack open a window? Cuz this new episode is STANKIN'! Yes the boys are back in the Chalet doing god awful things to your ears

Today we're talking about a fella named Chugga who likes feet, a double dose of crypto rug pulls, a dude with a big bag, the Buffalo Bills Sacrificial Stadium Pit, raisins in meatballs (not a euphamism), a teen-centric website called Gaia Online, a date that included a powerpoint about "Tenet", Wes Anderson movies, a good boy who did a speedrun and Bryan imagines what Jason would look like if he was black or Chinese. Confused? You will be after this episode.

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from : 

"Breen's 'Big Bag' Dance on Gmod" by DevgruSEAL - https://youtu.be/4p_nJf7pU0Y

"Alright fine, here's me on a date giving my Tenet powerpoint presentation" by @jasonjoyride - https://x.com/jasonjoyride/status/1744043873025036424?s=20

"GG Peanut Butter" by JSR - https://clips.twitch.tv/RudeOilyBibimbapRickroll-foM9lmaFcn3B0d-L?tt_content=url&tt_medium=clips_api

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Did you hear the good news? That's right, it's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking and we're going so hard - we're diggin' tunnels.

Today we're talking about the nude Bass Pro Shop guy, Bitcoin ETF drama, a guy and his big toy, The Sopranos, the (awful) AI George Carlin, a website where you ask ladies questions, a terrible AI device, The Finals, some good books and we pay respects to the Chicago Rat Hole. Check it out, it's free

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from : 

"dunkey quotes that i say on a regular basis" by waking world (original by videogamedunkey) - https://youtu.be/8h5ANuFsQ-E

"Let's Get Pumping" by Tim and Eric (courtesy of Adult Swim) - https://youtu.be/7I_FHQWRuj8

"A Pilgrimage to the Chicago Rat Hole" by Fox32 Chicago - https://youtu.be/SNGUqDQTLGo

"NEW: Alabama man arrested after taking a dive into the fish aquarium at a Bass Pro Shop in Leeds, Alabama" by @CollinRugg - https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1743723510843982173

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Welcome to 2024, doggers! It's time yet again for another enthralling entry into the canon of weird web pages and today's one is a doozy 

But before all that, we're talking the Epstein files, a January 6th board game, some classic skate videos, everyone's very funny Steamboat Willie jokes, the website where you could imply your friends are into autofellatio, a website that was about girls getting their cars stuck (NOT SEXUAL) Rick Flair getting into crypto (again) and we what do you think the edible Pop Tart mascot tasted like

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from : 

"(YTP) kickflippin' JB gives you a POWER BJ on a skateboard" by EmberYTP - https://youtu.be/ggjOHgfe3CE

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

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It's list time yet again, it's time for lists, everybody wants lists! They LOVE lists! It's endless content because of LISTS! LISTS! It's LIST-O-MANIA! That's right our Best of 2023 

We're doing an Oops All Breathmint edition of the show and going in on movies that made us swoon, video games that grabbed us by the joystick, a batch of cookies that brigthened our night, TV shows that touched our lives and the assorted pop culture flotsam and jetsam that accrue over a year's worth of dicking around on the internet. Enjoy!

Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com

Contains clips from : 

"the ending of every 7 hour video essay" by Man Carrying Thing - https://youtu.be/d8reiauyQCM

ElevenLabs VoiceAI - https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab

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