Episode the 3rd: In Which Teen LaQuifah and Lena Dunham Conduct a Feminism Seminiar

Mason and Declan are taught about the healing power of having a vagina when Lena Dunham and Queen Latifah's spunky daughter, Teen, come in to tell the boys why they have TV shows and what makes nudity boring. Also discussed: How difficult it is to take a Spiderman film seriously when Dennis Leary is present in the cast.

Mason and Declan are joined by Mrrt Allman, legendary UCLA physiologist and genuine crazy-insane person. Declan and Mason explore why Declan feels perpetually in Tom Hardy's shadow, and Mrrt's daughter/driver Trolli "Allmunt" Allman sits down with us to talk about her mother's bacteria experimentations and some of the child abuse Mrrt has inflicted upon her. Also, does Mrrt live in her car?! FIND OUT!

Mason and Declan crack various riddles o da Sphinx. They dissect, amongst other topics, the blatant anti-Semitism on "Seinfeld", Tyler Perry's secret slave ring, the merits of sniffing Honey Boo Boo & Family, and which actor played The Hulk best. Then they make everyone remember Anna Nicole Smith. Whether they like it or not. All leading to a KUH-RAAZY CLIFFHANGER CLIMAX!