ESCAPE

HAPPY NEW HELIOCENTRIC ORBIT!

In this episode, I catch you up with all the happenings since we last were together, including but not limited to my continuation of self-injuries, Christmas and New Year's, and a drastic change we had to endure during it all.  I also discuss something that has been knocking around in my brain for a few weeks and has become a source of renewed inspiration.

PLUS - We reviewed my New Year's resolutions, and I ask your help keeping them this year.

Get ready!  2024 is going to be an AMAZING year!

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In this episode, I dive deep into the island oasis that is the "Pina Colada Song" (you know the one!) and explore why it's one of the best-known yet worst songs ever written. I dissect the hilarious and questionable lyrics of this iconic tune that we all can't help but sing along to - morals be damned!

The song's horrible story of potentially cheating partners did get me thinking about the idea of what my perfect "escape" would look like if I had any vacation time left whatsoever this year. I'm all out of PTO, and maybe some of you are in the same boat. So, let's ponder what the perfect getaway would look like, one where you can truly recharge without feeling the pressure to tick off tourist attractions.

For me, immersive video games like World of Warcraft and EVE Online are a form of escapism from the stresses of daily life. It's essential to find ways to disconnect and find solace in a world where you call the shots, even if it means vanquishing hordes of NPCs or embarking on epic space adventures.

Oh - and do me a favor and tell a friend or two about this podcast!  It literally costs you nothing and would mean a great deal to me.  SO DO IT!

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Have you ever felt like everyone else knows how to succeed in life, but you never got the memo?  Like everyone else got a "User Manual" that you never did?  I have struggled with this my entire life.  But thanks to my recent resolution to read more books, I found the ancient secret.

And so I decided to share it here with you guys.  It's a little bit of a serious subject, but that's okay.  Sometimes.  Got to be serious and have a little education in your life.

So buckle up! 

It's going to be a fun ride.

BOOKS FROM EPISODE:
THE OBSTACLE IS THE WAY by Ryan Holiday
MEDITATIONS by Marcus Aurelius

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Believe it or not - it's episode THIRTEEN!  So, of COURSE, it's the "Halloween" episode!

In this hodge-podge of an episode I talk about a few chance meetings on a random Friday night out, the Missouri school teacher Brianna Coppage who was put on leave for having an OnlyFans porn account; I help you figure out what Halloween costume to wear for 2023 thanks to the help of Google FRIGHTGEIST, and share the trials and tribulations of the past week from my oldest daughters.

LINKS FROM EPISODE:

• GOOGLE TRENDS:  FRIGHTGEIST
• Daily Mail:  Brianna Coppage
• Negotiators Luxe can be seen on Reveel.net, Apple TV, ROKU, Amazon FireTV, and other streaming services. 

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Welcome to "MEMORY BANK," the podcast hosted by me - Brandon Keller, where I dive into the depths of life's memories, stories, and experiences. Join me on a journey that's as diverse as the contents of your "memory bank" because here, it's everything and nothing all at once. 

What does that mean, you ask? 

It means I cover a wide range of topics, from the books I read to the places my wife and I explore, family events to the TV shows I can't get enough of, and even the PC games I play.

In a world constantly bombarding us with news, work stress, and the chaos of everyday life, "MEMORY BANK" serves as your oasis of entertainment. Whether you're in the mood for a good laugh, a heartfelt story that might bring a tear to your eye, or simply a moment to unwind and forget about the world's troubles, this podcast has you covered.

Let me take you on a relatable and engaging journey, sharing my experiences and thoughts, all with a dash of humor, sincerity, and charm. So, if you're looking for a podcast that's your one-stop destination for an entertaining and uplifting escape, look no further. 

Subscribe to "MEMORY BANK" today, and join me as I explore the nooks and crannies of life, one memory at a time.

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I'm back bitches!!!! And another year older. 

In this episode, I talk about my recent birthday, what I did, and, more importantly, what I don't allow my family to do. I also talk about my reading list and how that has been going for the year. I will update you on "So...Here's The Deal" and how that reboot is going. And lastly, I discuss the heart-pumping adventure I had in World of WarCraft HARDCORE!

Buckle up . . . you're in for a ride!!!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bkdotnet/messageSupport this podcast: 

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Join Brandon as he dives into the latest episode of Memory Bank! Today, we explore the fascinating world of pop culture box office battles, focusing on the epic showdown between Barbie and Oppenheimer and their once little-known fact that has now taken the internet by storm as a meme. Plus, we discuss the latest poker night antics and the must-watch Netflix series Marco Polo. Tune in for all this and more, and remember to follow @_BKdotNET on Twitter for even more exciting content!

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In this episode, I discuss a range of topics, from frustrating property management fees to internet safety and keloid scars.

I also share some exciting news about a relaunch of my other podcast, So…Here's The Deal, and offer thanks to those who have supported me so far. Tune in to hear my thoughts and experiences on these various subjects.

Don't forget to follow me on Twitter @_BKdotNET and visit my website brandonkeller.net for more content and updates.

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In this episode - WE GOT VIDEO!

Spotify updated its interface to make submitting video podcasts easier and more intuitive, so I wanted to try it out.

As usual, I roam off topic and start discussing World of WarCraft Classic, my other podcast, "So...Here's The Deal," and contemplate why you spend any of your precious time here listening to any of this.

Let me know if you want MORE of this video hullaballoo in the comments section.

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This past Father’s Day Weekend, the wife and I took a road trip to Fredericksburg, TX.  We visited a few wineries, ate fantastic food, and ran into some of The nicest people you could want to meet.  Links below for all the shenanigans we engaged in, so if you check them out yourself, you will be sure you are at the right places! 

We also stopped in Luckenbach, Texas, Friday evening. I have no idea how or why that slipped my mind. Also - the restaurant is called GRANITE HOUSE LOUNGE . . . NOT "Grinder," as I said multiple times in this episode.

This is what happens when you record with a migraine, people . . .

https://www.visitfredericksburgtx.com/ 

WINERIES:

The EDGELonghorn Cellars

 Fat Ass Ranch & Winery 

HISTORY BUFFS:National Museum of the Pacific War 

Texas Rangers Heritage Center 

DINING:

Granite House Lounge (NOT Grinder . . .sorry!!!)

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